TheScotsman Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 [quote name='scratchy' date='30 November 2009 - 11:05 AM' timestamp='1259597112' post='433220'] When you unwrap the foil on the roast and think "hmmm, if I can clean this properly, I can use it on my next bowl" [/quote] Did that, except it was a turkey. One flavour that will never make it onto the shelves will be "refried turkey skin". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A13lackFish Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 have dreams about your hookah, related shisha, hookah items which you couldnt live without breaking, and think that smoke is your personal form of proper air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 or when you watch movies and can easily spot hookahs in them like in speed racer, before the cross country race the bad guys are sitting there with a hookah and a hose in one hand. also in star wars 4 a new hope, when in the bar on tattooine, there is someone smoking a hookah from the future as the one guy gets his arm chopped off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyleSD Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 when packing a bad bowl keeps you up at night when you'll sacrifice your brain in 100 degree heat to smoke when you put off buying new underwear to get new tangiers flavors WHEN THIS THREAD IS ALREADY AT SEVEN PAGES!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dereksd Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 when you and your friend go smoke at tangiers with eric then come home and smoke again aka me and kyles night tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brasssmunkye Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 when you get nothing but hookah gifts for your birthday and you are more happy with those gifts than any before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king_lunchb0x Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 [quote name='kyleSD' date='15 July 2010 - 12:21 AM' timestamp='1279178488' post='475127'] when packing a bad bowl keeps you up at night when you'll sacrifice your brain in 100 degree heat to smoke -when you put off buying new underwear to get new tangiers flavors- WHEN THIS THREAD IS ALREADY AT SEVEN PAGES!!! [/quote] lol i love the 3rd one...hey if there is no holes their still good right...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunn1231 Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 When you can identify all the mismatched parts of hookahs at a local lounge i.e. Mya stem, egyptian base, syrian hose, stock bowl. and wish that they would actually use the right parts for the whole pipe. When your friends start buying you shisha because they smoke with you every night for 2 months straight When you find an unopened box of Nakhla on top of the fridge and get excited when you have a box for extra hoses in your closet, and just about as many hoses sitting around the house when you have 11 hookahs, and you cycle through them regularly When you don't allow someone to smoke with you any more if they do stupid things around the hookah When you do a sample business plan for a hookah lounge in your business class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucy Ford Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 when you take a girl to a park to lay on a blanket n smoke hookah, then go meet up with your buds to smoke some more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caila Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 [quote name='SynysterPhoenix' date='30 November 2009 - 11:03 AM' timestamp='1259596981' post='433219'] When you have at least one burn mark on the floor. [/quote] Haha I second this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delSol_si Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 when you get so excited by seeing a hookah lounge that you need smacked to make sure you aren't dreaming, then begin to critique all the hookahs...then start talking to the owner who knows less about hookah than you do...then become sad because you were hoping for an intelligent conversation about hookah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatonethere Posted July 21, 2010 Author Share Posted July 21, 2010 [quote name='delSol_si' date='20 July 2010 - 11:41 AM' timestamp='1279647689' post='475763'] when you get so excited by seeing a hookah lounge that you need smacked to make sure you aren't dreaming, then begin to critique all the hookahs...then start talking to the owner who knows less about hookah than you do...then become sad because you were hoping for an intelligent conversation about hookah... [/quote] +1 except replace "hookah lounge" with "smoke shop". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king_lunchb0x Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 (edited) when you spell "Funnel".. Phunnel. no matter what. When you referred to Eric being a god or mystical being when you setup multiple hookahs at a party..one for you... one for everyone else when you would rather spend your last 15$ on some Nak instead of lunch at work for the next few days. and last but not least...... When you save ur toilet paper rolls just so you and ur friends can make smoke bubbles! Edited July 25, 2010 by king_lunchb0x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nun Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 when you gotta poke holes into the foil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Click Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 When you have multiple hoses each for different flavors so you don't have ghosting issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmccoy90 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 When you visit this forum to pass time on your phone's browser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king_lunchb0x Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 http://www.hookahforum.com/topic/35039-you-know-youre-a-hookah-smoker-when/page__p__433180__hl__%2B+%2Bhookah+%2Bsmoker__fromsearch__1#entry433180 <<this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nun Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 [quote name='king_lunchb0x' timestamp='1293520535' post='492617'] [url="http://www.hookahforum.com/topic/35039-you-know-youre-a-hookah-smoker-when/page__p__433180__hl__%2B+%2Bhookah+%2Bsmoker__fromsearch__1#entry433180"]http://www.hookahfor...__1#entry433180[/url] <<this! [/quote] Ow like that thread! sorry didn't do search first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nun Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 ...when you'd rather smoke hookah than get lucky with your significant other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatonethere Posted December 28, 2010 Author Share Posted December 28, 2010 When you plan your day[i] around[/i] smoking a bowl of shisha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no longer welcome Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 when christmas dinner is served and you'd rather stay at your smoking spot and smoke rather than go inside to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 [quote name='nun' timestamp='1293521075' post='492619'] [quote name='king_lunchb0x' timestamp='1293520535' post='492617'] [url="http://www.hookahforum.com/topic/35039-you-know-youre-a-hookah-smoker-when/page__p__433180__hl__%2B+%2Bhookah+%2Bsmoker__fromsearch__1#entry433180"]http://www.hookahfor...__1#entry433180[/url] <<this! [/quote] Ow like that thread! sorry didn't do search first. [/quote] It's OK, repeat thread NEVER happen around here, HA! Merged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Nice Trav. I like merging threads that are exactly the same. Almost went and merged the official order threads (there's three), but figured Mush must've made a new one each time and locked the old one for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellaslow Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 when you have a room devoted to hookah (man cave) / (hookah room) and thats the only place in your house your friends go when they are over. when you finally found the right beer can at the store to drink then cut the bottom off and make a wind cover out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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