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When you cut a specific amount from your paycheck just for Shisha and new stuff...
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When the first question you ask when invited anywhere is, "should I bring my hookah?"
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[quote name='Canon' timestamp='1261599613' post='441320']
i actually shoot them (nothing happens)

when youve tried to build your own hookah and failed miserably (and yet have plans for a v 2.0 model)

when you forget that you started 2nd round of coals and you feel like you just stabbed your best friend in the back

when you know exactly how long it will take to light your coals up.

[u][b]when you can start coals, clean your hookah, bowl out very well, pack a new bowl and set up your hookah before your coals are done[/b][/u]

when you can catch your hookah before it starts to tip over too much

when your friends offer suggestions on new ways to set up your hookah and you think to yourself that youve already done and tried it months or years ago.

you go to the store just to buy foil.

you can look at a picture of a hookah online and can tell what type of hookah it is and how good the quality is on the hookah
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That's how I do it everytime! :D

[quote name='bellydancerakn' timestamp='1275560102' post='470465']
When no one is allowed to even touch your hookah without first getting a half hour lecture on ettiquette, procedure, and terminology.

When you have a special "Hookah Blanket" for smoking outside on the ground, it of course is black and therefore burn marks are indistinguishable from the original material.

When you see those travel hookah bags on the net and know you will never get one because your travel kit is actually a large storage tub.

When you pout because your parents have gotten reg store brand foil instead of Reynolds HD.

[u][b]When your parents run out of foil and just know to just ask you for some from your spare roll in the travel tub.[/b][/u]

[u][b]When your parents need spare tupperware and know to just ask you.[/b][/u]

When you go to the store to just buy tupperware.

When you flip the hell out because out of the corner of your eye you saw the makeshift windcover tipping and therefore thought the whole hookah was tipping. And when you swear quite loudly and lunge for it you actually do manage to tip it over. And manage to almost throw yourself over the side of the deck in the process of "saving" it. (Yes this happened, and the hookah was fine... my heart however was not, and yes my friends continue to mock me for it to this day)
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Has happened several times!
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when your parents who are both very anti smoking (my mom is an opera singer lol) both decide to stop bothering you and just let you smoke cos they know youre gonna do it anyway.

when you spend your last 5€ on a fresh packet of coals

when you attempt to smoke rolling tobacco mixed with left over molasses and some honey just for teh sake of it.
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When your friends point out awful Chinese hookahs saying "wow, it looks so nice!" you can't help but correct them.
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When you wake up randomly at 5am, go online and buy a kilo plus of shisha, and then go back to bed now that you've fulfilled your upcoming order.
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When a coal just fell on your mothers chair cover, and right after you finish this bowl you are going to run to the nearest ikea to get a new one before she gets home. ( me at the moment, i needa go real fast before she gets home. but i dont wanna waste my bowl) :sad44:
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[quote name='herbalsmoke' timestamp='1317916372' post='526705']
When a coal just fell on your mothers chair cover, and right after you finish this bowl you are going to run to the nearest ikea to get a new one before she gets home. ( me at the moment, i needa go real fast before she gets home. but i dont wanna waste my bowl) :sad44:
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oo..that sucks...
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To bring it back to the original reason for the thread :rolleyes:

When you would rather spend your money on extra shisha rather than repairing your car.
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