king_lunchb0x Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 when You think dinner is not complete until you smoke for dessert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nun Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 when you quit taking sleeping pills because a good puffing session is now your sleeping aid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellaslow Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 when you wanna sell your 56 vw beetle and buy a pre 66 vw bus just so you can build a hookah stand and smoke when driving or parked... ( anyone wanna buy a 56 beetle (hoodride)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushrat Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floataround Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 When you cut a specific amount from your paycheck just for Shisha and new stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 When your soap dish is actually a shitty chinese hookah that you don't have the heart to throw away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 When you think, "Where the hell am I going to put all this hookah stuff?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavo21 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 when you wake up in the middle of the night and go pack some smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A13lackFish Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 When the first question you ask when invited anywhere is, "should I bring my hookah?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog4life919 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 When you have a hookah in your car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vendetta_revived Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 When your mates come over and bring hookah tobacco along and ask you to set up the hookah before asking what's for dinner. When after a hard long day, the first thing you do after coming home is to pack a bowl, even before you go for a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vendetta_revived Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 [quote name='Canon' timestamp='1261599613' post='441320'] i actually shoot them (nothing happens) when youve tried to build your own hookah and failed miserably (and yet have plans for a v 2.0 model) when you forget that you started 2nd round of coals and you feel like you just stabbed your best friend in the back when you know exactly how long it will take to light your coals up. [u][b]when you can start coals, clean your hookah, bowl out very well, pack a new bowl and set up your hookah before your coals are done[/b][/u] when you can catch your hookah before it starts to tip over too much when your friends offer suggestions on new ways to set up your hookah and you think to yourself that youve already done and tried it months or years ago. you go to the store just to buy foil. you can look at a picture of a hookah online and can tell what type of hookah it is and how good the quality is on the hookah [/quote] That's how I do it everytime! [quote name='bellydancerakn' timestamp='1275560102' post='470465'] When no one is allowed to even touch your hookah without first getting a half hour lecture on ettiquette, procedure, and terminology. When you have a special "Hookah Blanket" for smoking outside on the ground, it of course is black and therefore burn marks are indistinguishable from the original material. When you see those travel hookah bags on the net and know you will never get one because your travel kit is actually a large storage tub. When you pout because your parents have gotten reg store brand foil instead of Reynolds HD. [u][b]When your parents run out of foil and just know to just ask you for some from your spare roll in the travel tub.[/b][/u] [u][b]When your parents need spare tupperware and know to just ask you.[/b][/u] When you go to the store to just buy tupperware. When you flip the hell out because out of the corner of your eye you saw the makeshift windcover tipping and therefore thought the whole hookah was tipping. And when you swear quite loudly and lunge for it you actually do manage to tip it over. And manage to almost throw yourself over the side of the deck in the process of "saving" it. (Yes this happened, and the hookah was fine... my heart however was not, and yes my friends continue to mock me for it to this day) [/quote] Has happened several times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawhee Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 when your parents who are both very anti smoking (my mom is an opera singer lol) both decide to stop bothering you and just let you smoke cos they know youre gonna do it anyway. when you spend your last 5€ on a fresh packet of coals when you attempt to smoke rolling tobacco mixed with left over molasses and some honey just for teh sake of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claytronmeans Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 When you start measuring increments of time in round of coals. "Gotta leave for work in an hour, I can get in a round and a half of coals." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epoch Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 When your friends point out awful Chinese hookahs saying "wow, it looks so nice!" you can't help but correct them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A13lackFish Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 When you wake up randomly at 5am, go online and buy a kilo plus of shisha, and then go back to bed now that you've fulfilled your upcoming order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicagoRSX Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 When your major reason for looking forward to the weekend is how you'll finally be able to smoke your hookah again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushrat Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 When the guy at the local hookah lounge asks YOU if you have a particular spare part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herbalsmoke Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 When the hard wood floor in your home has black holes from coals falling =( 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herbalsmoke Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 When a coal just fell on your mothers chair cover, and right after you finish this bowl you are going to run to the nearest ikea to get a new one before she gets home. ( me at the moment, i needa go real fast before she gets home. but i dont wanna waste my bowl) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushrat Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 [quote name='herbalsmoke' timestamp='1317916372' post='526705'] When a coal just fell on your mothers chair cover, and right after you finish this bowl you are going to run to the nearest ikea to get a new one before she gets home. ( me at the moment, i needa go real fast before she gets home. but i dont wanna waste my bowl) [/quote] oo..that sucks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claytronmeans Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Knock the coals off, and then you're just wasting two coals rather than the shisha as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herbalsmoke Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Well, i knocked off the coals, and i took out the bowl, i threw out the burnt part at the topd and i kept the nice part for later use >< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A13lackFish Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 To bring it back to the original reason for the thread When you would rather spend your money on extra shisha rather than repairing your car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawhee Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 when you skip lunch... so that I could get a new pack of coals (spent my lunch money on it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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