Codename067 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 When you got tobacco stains on every door knob in the house..hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 You lay awake at night trying to figure out how to write off your shisha as mental health expense for your taxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon` Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 When you have dreams about your package coming early!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RingsMaster Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 QUOTE (Stuie @ Nov 30 2009, 01:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>You lay awake at night trying to figure out how to write off your shisha as mental health expense for your taxes.if you ever find out please let us all know lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pretender85 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 QUOTE (RingsMaster @ Nov 30 2009, 01:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Stuie @ Nov 30 2009, 01:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>You lay awake at night trying to figure out how to write off your shisha as mental health expense for your taxes.if you ever find out please let us all know lolYeah, I want in on this too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nars2k Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 When your sinuses are blocked and you pack a bowl of mint claiming that it will make you feel better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hookah hippie Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 when you clean all your hookah supplies while moving and realize you own nothing else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Shock Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 You might be a hookah if you know what burning carpet smells like.You might be a hookah smoker if there is a coil burner next to your T.V. chairYou might be a hookah smoker if you have to explain that burn on your hand.You might be a hookah smoker if you can not see clearly do to smoke sorounding you.you might be a hookah smoker thier is tin foil and little tongs everywere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fillup Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 for me its:You might be a hookah smoker if your stovetop burner is starting to deteriorate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 QUOTE (fillup @ Nov 30 2009, 02:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>for me its:You might be a hookah smoker if your stovetop burner is starting to deteriorate.deteriorate....replaced mine twice already... awesome part when the coil finally just snaps. It's like watching a magnesium fireworks go off... AWESOME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agstevens Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 QUOTE (scratchy @ Nov 30 2009, 11:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>When you unwrap the foil on the roast and think "hmmm, if I can clean this properly, I can use it on my next bowl"I've done this before. Didn't want to let good foil goto waste.QUOTE (RogueSmoker @ Nov 30 2009, 11:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>You know your a Hookah smoker when you get excited for getting coal for Christmas.Haha thats a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiLLooR Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 You know your a hookah smoker when your stove has more ash on it than anything else e.g. water stains/food marks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonix Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I explained the dangers of using Quicklight coals to my sociology class, I forget why I did, but I did it and did a damn job imo about explaining how they are worse for you than using natural coconut or wood coalsEveryone looked at me like "Wait, how and why do you know this?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 When you try slushie/snow cone mixes because it tasted good in a shisha mix.When you can say off of the top of your head where any given hookah, shisha, tobacco, coal or accessory came from, probably how much they could have paid for it, and what else they could have gotten for cheaper, a few dollars less, or a few dollars more.You know Jay secretly keeps a stock of SB in his closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RingsMaster Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 you know your a hookah smoker when you can solve your problems of the day with a nice bowl of mint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidglass Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 QUOTE (taxx @ Nov 30 2009, 12:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (scratchy @ Nov 30 2009, 10:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>When you unwrap the foil on the roast and think "hmmm, if I can clean this properly, I can use it on my next bowl"ahah i did this jsut last night, but with a burger. i was jsut like naaaah, all that grease might make the shisha taste bad.LOL I've done the same damn thing. It did make the session taste a little weird even though it's food grade foil. but Honestly I just think it wasn't cleaned well enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 when you have smoked more fruit then you will ever eat in your lifetimeyou buy random shit at wal mart just to see if you can use it with your hookah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatonethere Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 QUOTE (Canon @ Nov 30 2009, 03:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>when you have smoked more fruit then you will ever eat in your lifetimeyou buy random shit at wal mart just to see if you can use it with your hookah.That's funny you should mention that. I was just in Walmart today and I did the exact same thing! I've also thought how wonderful it would be if I smoked a bowl after work to relieve my stress, and considered getting some mint shisha just in case I had a cold. haaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antouwan Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 . . .when you buy tupperware at the grocery store based on what recyclable number it is and if "MF" is located on it. . . .when the people working at sonic stare at you because you request some crazy drink combo, because you smoked a bowl and thought 'it was pretty good in the narg' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seefoodlover Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 When you decorate your new house around your hookah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inino Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Your hands are permanently stained red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charley Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 you wire paper clips up to old bowls to hang them on your Christmas tree and you also use old hoses on it like garland.(I really did this but my family took them down and re decorated the tree.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1024 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 when youve made a speech on hookah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doubon Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 the first thing you do when you go on firefox is go to hookahforum.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charley Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 QUOTE (Doubon @ Nov 30 2009, 10:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>the first thing you do when you go on firefox is go to hookahforum.comlol its my homepage.ok i got another one.you name your dog Tangier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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