r1v3th3ad Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 QUOTE (Doubon @ Nov 30 2009, 10:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>the first thing you do when you go on firefox is go to hookahforum.combeat me to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 hookahforum is your home page! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaz1337 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 You know your a hookah smoker when your mouth instinctively forms a circle to blow rings even while not smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonix Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 When you try and do rings in the cold because you can see your breath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Caterpillar Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 (edited) ... when you've tasted a tobacco product not meant to be eaten. Edited December 1, 2009 by The Caterpillar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EAK1791 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 QUOTE (K1024 @ Nov 30 2009, 09:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>when youve made a speech on hookahQUOTE (The Caterpillar @ Dec 1 2009, 12:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>... when you've tasted a tobacco product not meant to be eaten.Done both of those >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzbizz Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 when you buy fruit just to turn it into a bowl.when you join a hookah forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaz1337 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 You know you are a hookah smoker when you see the initials KM or MZ and get really excited.You know you are a hookah smoker when you can read and say Nakhla and Al Fakher correctly.You know you are a hookah smoker when someone mentions seeing some sweet tang you ask them what flavor.You know you are a hookah smoker when someone knocks over your hookah, you are more concerned about your bowl and base than your carpet's well being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1024 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 (edited) QUOTE (demonix @ Nov 30 2009, 08:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>When you try and do rings in the cold because you can see your breathblowing vapor rings is the best. Edited December 1, 2009 by K1024 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cotsi95 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 when no matter where you go you look for lounges/ shops and see what they carry and either get excited like a little school girl or so dissappointed because all they carry is chinese hookahs and HH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradleyclark86 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 bahahahahahahahaha... This thread has officially made my day. Am I the only person could see this being made into a t-shirt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 ...when you believe in the Charcoal Gnomes!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryno Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 QUOTE (Stuie @ Dec 4 2009, 11:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>...when you believe in the Charcoal Gnomes!!!They're everywhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delSol_si Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 QUOTE (antouwan @ Nov 30 2009, 06:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>. . .when you buy tupperware at the grocery store based on what recyclable number it is and if "MF" is located on it.can you explain this please? you have me intrigued on this, i normally just buy the cheapest one that looks like it will hold a 250 without leaking....maybe i need to be paying more attention....I got so pissed last time I bought tupperware, i bought a 3 pack of the screw on lids because they looked like 250g's. I got home and put my shisha in them and they JUST fit, no room to stir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delSol_si Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 ...when you have the following option:1. girl2. hookah...and you pick the latter....when you are discussing resumes in chat and someone says "put hookahforum moderator on there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 QUOTE (delSol_si @ Dec 4 2009, 11:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>...when you have the following option:1. girl2. hookah...and you pick the latter....when you are discussing resumes in chat and someone says "put hookahforum moderator on there."As our good friend JD always said when this came up.... "You boys aren't married are you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatonethere Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 ...when you're a bowl short of a few brands of shisha, so you mix up all of the shisha remainders, scraaaape the juices out, and any remaining tobacco fragments, you pack the bowl, start smoking, and you realize you created a nasty unsmokable flavour. But you smoke it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amn_sinclair Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 when you sit at work and surf hookah forum dreaming of the bowl your smoking when you get home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantownhookah Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 [quote name='giant ninja robot' date='30 November 2009 - 09:45 AM' timestamp='1259592323' post='433193'] When you educate friends for a half hour against their will about the finer points of hookah, simply because the word hookah was spoken. When your first priority in sickness is to get better so you can smoke again. [/quote] HAHA ive spent countless lunch breaks discussing Hookahs @ work, even got a friend turned on 2 hookahs... He went out and shelled 200 bucks on a km and bunch of bells and whistles lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 when you go on tinychat and think that watching Arcane smoke is entertaining... hahaha, rhineholt and helix!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhineholt Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 (edited) [quote name='Arcane' date='10 December 2009 - 12:40 PM' timestamp='1260470400' post='437628'] when you go on tinychat and think that watching Arcane smoke is entertaining... hahaha, rhineholt and helix!! [/quote] I'm not gonna lie, that was the best... 30 min of my life. Before you left to sleep or something... Btw, I tried torchlight. Not too bad. Exactly like diablo, but less scary. Edited December 10, 2009 by rhineholt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fillup Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 [quote name='Stuie' date='30 November 2009 - 04:13 PM' timestamp='1259615637' post='433348'] QUOTE (fillup @ Nov 30 2009, 02:35 PM) for me its: You might be a hookah smoker if your stovetop burner is starting to deteriorate. deteriorate....replaced mine twice already... awesome part when the coil finally just snaps. It's like watching a magnesium fireworks go off... AWESOME! [/quote] Rofl! Its funny you said that. Last night I was trying to bend my coil back into place and it cracked! I did get it into place but now its just hanging on by some magnesium. (which i dont think I can use anymore) [quote name='TiLLooR' date='30 November 2009 - 04:47 PM' timestamp='1259617669' post='433355'] You know your a hookah smoker when your stove has more ash on it than anything else e.g. water stains/food marks. [/quote] So true. That and coal chunks all over from breaking the naturals. [quote name='Chaz1337' date='01 December 2009 - 01:43 AM' timestamp='1259649788' post='433577'] You know you are a hookah smoker when someone knocks over your hookah, you are more concerned about your bowl and base than your carpet's well being. [/quote] I would kill someone if they broke my base and or bowl but if the coal fell off and hit the carpet (as it has before) I wouldent really care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunsNhookah Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 You use grams, kilos, and coconaras to measure time and amounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix746 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 it was worse when i was ready to smoke on cam right when u left. soo disappointing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 [quote name='thatonethere' date='10 December 2009 - 05:35 AM' timestamp='1260444919' post='437585'] ...when you're a bowl short of a few brands of shisha, so you mix up all of the shisha remainders, scraaaape the juices out, and any remaining tobacco fragments, you pack the bowl, start smoking, and you realize you created a nasty unsmokable flavour. But you smoke it anyway. [/quote] That's a freaking monthly event for me. I have called people over... "I know it's late but you gotta come over here and smoke this. It's the worse one yet!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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