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When you packed a really good bowl with amazing flavor and a ton of clouds and there's still that one person that says "I still like my hookah better. I can get bigger clouds and better taste."
I just think to myself.... No, you can't. You use the standard mya bowl, 2 three kings quicklites, and SB. Plus, I've smoked from your hookah before. I get a mouthful of rust everytime I hit it, it's always harsh, and she always puts too much water in the base.
I absolutely hate it.
Like, I wouldn't mind if she suggested "Hey, this is what's wrong." No, it's just "It sucks." It pisses me off and I'm almost about ready to say fuck it and just smoke alone from now on.
Jeez.
I'm pissed.
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Inconsiderate people man! I still meet them on campus but whenever I criticize someones setup, it's always on how they can improve it i.e. packing or heat management or tobacco brand (HOOKAH HOOKAH IS NOT A RESPECTABLE BRAND!)
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[quote name='thehelios' date='16 December 2009 - 02:51 PM' timestamp='1260996677' post='439646']
Inconsiderate people man! I still meet them on campus but whenever I criticize someones setup, it's always on how they can improve it i.e. packing or heat management or tobacco brand (HOOKAH HOOKAH IS NOT A RESPECTABLE BRAND!)
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And honestly... Everyone else likes it. She's just a bitch about it.
It's never harsh. It never tastes bad... FUck!
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[quote name='rhineholt' date='16 December 2009 - 08:48 PM' timestamp='1260996517' post='439644']
When you packed a really good bowl with amazing flavor and a ton of clouds and there's still that one person that says "I still like my hookah better. I can get bigger clouds and better taste."
I just think to myself.... No, you can't. You use the standard mya bowl, 2 three kings quicklites, and SB. Plus, I've smoked from your hookah before. I get a mouthful of rust everytime I hit it, it's always harsh, and she always puts too much water in the base.
I absolutely hate it.
Like, I wouldn't mind if she suggested "Hey, this is what's wrong." No, it's just "It sucks." It pisses me off and I'm almost about ready to say fuck it and just smoke alone from now on.
Jeez.
I'm pissed.
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J.O.S.E. rhineholt! Jealous Ones Still Envy Rhineholt :P

slap that bitch!
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Never had that problem..... everyone i've EVER smoked with has been in awe with both my gear, and my bowl loading ability.... every once and a while i get someone who tries to move the coals...... generally i'll let them play around with them, if i don't like how they end up putting them, i just move them where they should be..... my favorite is when people put the coal over the middle of the phunnel though..... i let them take a few hits and when the smoke dies down i explain to them why they should just let me deal with the coals.

The biggest complain i get though is "that's a little harsh"....... most of the time its with tang, and new people smoking it..... on occasion though its just because i forget that i have lungs of steel and need to tone it down a bit for some of my friends. Never burning the baccy, but keeping it nice and hot for sure.

I can only imagine how irritated i'd be if someone said something like that though..... depending on how much i had been drinking, i'd probably tell them just to go home to their hookah then if its that much better, luckily, never had that problem. Edited by sportsfan6216
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The guy I used to smoke with totally disagreed with my packing method and choice of coals and everything. He liked to burn his shit whereas I didn't. We just had to end up agreeing to disagree and always just smoked separate hookahs so we could do our own thing. This is coming from a guy who prefers shitty coals and thinks the standard Mya bowl is better than the Tangiers phunnel. God am I glad I don't talk to that guy anymore... (You chat regulars know why)

Any time friends smoke with me now I just tell them before the session starts... "Don't touch shit, bitch!"

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The thing is, we used to smoke together all the time. I got my own hookah, I started to learn a few things, I applied these skills. She didn't like that I was getting better clouds. She got pissed.

Although, one time, I went to her house and smoked some really old tobacco. I'm not going to lie, that was some of the worst I've ever had. It tasted like plastic. I still don't know why because I was able to get good smokes out of it before that. I just threw it away and from that day, I've never had a bad session...

And Zinite, ahaha. I honestly don't think I'm doing it wrong. I just think she's being an ass. Well, more like rj skills said, a jealous ass.
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[quote name='sportsfan6216' date='16 December 2009 - 03:51 PM' timestamp='1261000288' post='439662']
Never had that problem..... everyone i've EVER smoked with has been in awe with both my gear, and my bowl loading ability.... every once and a while i get someone who tries to move the coals...... generally i'll let them play around with them, if i don't like how they end up putting them, i just move them where they should be..... my favorite is when people put the coal over the middle of the phunnel though..... i let them take a few hits and when the smoke dies down i explain to them why they should just let me deal with the coals.

The biggest complain i get though is "that's a little harsh"....... most of the time its with tang, and new people smoking it..... on occasion though its just because i forget that i have lungs of steel and need to tone it down a bit for some of my friends. Never burning the baccy, but keeping it nice and hot for sure.

I can only imagine how irritated i'd be if someone said something like that though..... depending on how much i had been drinking, i'd probably tell them just to go home to their hookah then if its that much better, luckily, never had that problem.
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I had just gotten a new hookah too. A beautiful syrian and everything was going great. All my other friends were loving it so I thought she would too. She took a hit and said "This tastes like shit" and gave it back. I gave it to a friend who said he liked it.. I don't understand.

[quote name='INCUBUSRATM' date='16 December 2009 - 04:15 PM' timestamp='1261001748' post='439666']
The guy I used to smoke with totally disagreed with my packing method and choice of coals and everything. He liked to burn his shit whereas I didn't. We just had to end up agreeing to disagree and always just smoked separate hookahs so we could do our own thing. This is coming from a guy who prefers shitty coals and thinks the standard Mya bowl is better than the Tangiers phunnel. God am I glad I don't talk to that guy anymore... (You chat regulars know why)

Any time friends smoke with me now I just tell them before the session starts... "Don't touch shit, bitch!"


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I'm going to start sayign that.
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I've only had that a couple times. Usually when its at a party and theres like 7 people smoking. Ive also had people brag about some shitty four hose chinese made hookah. I know its shitty because its not a Mya, plus that person sucks. If someone says my hookah isnt great the friends that smoke with me regularly usually back me up.
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[quote name='joytron' date='16 December :39 AM' timestamp='1260999556' post='439658']
yeah people stopped saying that when i started packing amazing bowls
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Then you smoked with Walt, and now your bowls are just sad....haha....jk!
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[quote name='Stuie' date='16 December 2009 - 04:26 PM' timestamp='1261002362' post='439671']
I hate that too. If people complain they can bring their own setup.
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Pretty much.


You know, I actually have the exact opposite problem now. Everytime I light mine up and people are around, everyone keeps asking "hey, can I have a smoke?" and I go "sure" and then they won't give me my hose back [img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/angry.gif[/img] they always say "omg, that is sooo good! what is this? how are you doing this?" and then I finally want my hose back so I go "hey, any chance you might want to set you hookah up to?" (if they have one) and then they say "nah, mine doesn't smoke like yours does" THEN, what also upsets me a little is when I go to my best buds place to smoke, I heat a bowl up, and then start smoking and he only will take a few hits off then is done and he won't smoke Tangiers because he thinks its too harsh. [img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif[/img] BUT, he is the one guy I WANT smoking with me.


Oh, and then I get the "OMG, where did you get this hose at?????" lol :P
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[quote name='dizzbizz' date='16 December 2009 - 05:31 PM' timestamp='1261006313' post='439695']
I've only had that a couple times. Usually when its at a party and theres like 7 people smoking. Ive also had people brag about some shitty four hose chinese made hookah. I know its shitty because its not a Mya, plus that person sucks. If someone says my hookah isnt great the friends that smoke with me regularly usually back me up.
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Me too. That's normally when it happens. Everybody else likes it though..

[quote name='delSol_si' date='16 December 2009 - 05:39 PM' timestamp='1261006787' post='439698']
[quote name='Stuie' date='16 December 2009 - 04:26 PM' timestamp='1261002362' post='439671']
I hate that too. If people complain they can bring their own setup.
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Pretty much.


You know, I actually have the exact opposite problem now. Everytime I light mine up and people are around, everyone keeps asking "hey, can I have a smoke?" and I go "sure" and then they won't give me my hose back [img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/angry.gif[/img] they always say "omg, that is sooo good! what is this? how are you doing this?" and then I finally want my hose back so I go "hey, any chance you might want to set you hookah up to?" (if they have one) and then they say "nah, mine doesn't smoke like yours does" THEN, what also upsets me a little is when I go to my best buds place to smoke, I heat a bowl up, and then start smoking and he only will take a few hits off then is done and he won't smoke Tangiers because he thinks its too harsh. [img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif[/img] BUT, he is the one guy I WANT smoking with me.


Oh, and then I get the "OMG, where did you get this hose at?????" lol :P
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That's exactly how I feel! I only want her smoking with me, to an extent. Like, I don't care... I just don't want her being an ass and telling people that I have no clue how to pack a hookah. I feel that's not true... Because I actually taste something when I smoke.

[quote name='chromecarz00' date='16 December 2009 - 06:39 PM' timestamp='1261010353' post='439706']
simple. Tell her if she doesnt like it, fuck off.
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Been there, done that.
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[quote name='Arcane' date='16 December 2009 - 03:32 PM' timestamp='1261006345' post='439696']
[quote name='joytron' date='16 December :39 AM' timestamp='1260999556' post='439658']
yeah people stopped saying that when i started packing amazing bowls
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Then you smoked with Walt, and now your bowls are just sad....haha....jk!
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Haha i mean i started packing amazing bowls AFTER smoking with Walt.

[quote name='delSol_si' date='16 December 2009 - 03:39 PM' timestamp='1261006787' post='439698']
[quote name='Stuie' date='16 December 2009 - 04:26 PM' timestamp='1261002362' post='439671']
I hate that too. If people complain they can bring their own setup.
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Oh, and then I get the "OMG, where did you get this hose at?????" lol :P
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+1
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[quote name='sportsfan6216' date='16 December 2009 - 01:51 PM' timestamp='1261000288' post='439662']
Never had that problem..... everyone i've EVER smoked with has been in awe with both my gear, and my bowl loading ability.... every once and a while i get someone who tries to move the coals...... generally i'll let them play around with them, if i don't like how they end up putting them, i just move them where they should be..... my favorite is when people put the coal over the middle of the phunnel though..... i let them take a few hits and when the smoke dies down i explain to them why they should just let me deal with the coals.

The biggest complain i get though is "that's a little harsh"....... most of the time its with tang, and new people smoking it..... on occasion though its just because i forget that i have lungs of steel and need to tone it down a bit for some of my friends. Never burning the baccy, but keeping it nice and hot for sure.

I can only imagine how irritated i'd be if someone said something like that though..... depending on how much i had been drinking, i'd probably tell them just to go home to their hookah then if its that much better, luckily, never had that problem.
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braggart




jk, i was going to say the same thing,
joytron, just tell her she is off limits from your hookah, she'll learn to love it after she doesn't get any for awhile, wait, did i just say what i thought i said?
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[quote name='shaffaaf27' date='16 December 2009 - 07:40 PM' timestamp='1261014057' post='439721']
haha, dont lie delsol, they only that that in disgust when you whip your pants off :P

why not ask the girl to improve your hookah then?
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Because she doesn't want to... She says its not worth it.haha
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[quote name='rhineholt' date='16 December 2009 - 09:19 PM' timestamp='1261023543' post='439747']
[quote name='shaffaaf27' date='16 December 2009 - 07:40 PM' timestamp='1261014057' post='439721']
haha, dont lie delsol, they only that that in disgust when you whip your pants off :P

why not ask the girl to improve your hookah then?
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Because she doesn't want to... She says its not worth it.haha
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Meaning she has no fucking clue what she's doing. If she could easily improve what you're doing, she would.
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