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She sounds like a spiteful bitch, and jealous. If I were in that situation, I wouldn't invite her over. Either that, or start charging her to smoke with you.
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[quote name='Zinite' date='16 December 2009 - 11:05 PM' timestamp='1261026339' post='439759']
[quote name='rhineholt' date='16 December 2009 - 09:19 PM' timestamp='1261023543' post='439747']
[quote name='shaffaaf27' date='16 December 2009 - 07:40 PM' timestamp='1261014057' post='439721']
haha, dont lie delsol, they only that that in disgust when you whip your pants off :P

why not ask the girl to improve your hookah then?
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Because she doesn't want to... She says its not worth it.haha
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Meaning she has no fucking clue what she's doing. If she could easily improve what you're doing, she would.
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I'm going over there tomorrow to smoke her hookah. I'll keep mine in my car with some tang. If she's nice, she'll get to try it.

[quote name='nars2k' date='16 December 2009 - 11:13 PM' timestamp='1261026789' post='439762']
Never disrespect a mans hookah. Especially his packing :774_smiley_getting_kicked_in_th
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[quote name='thatonethere' date='16 December 2009 - 11:15 PM' timestamp='1261026912' post='439763']
She sounds like a spiteful bitch, and jealous. If I were in that situation, I wouldn't invite her over. Either that, or start charging her to smoke with you.
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Soon... One of these days.
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[quote name='HookahJohn' date='16 December 2009 - 06:51 PM' timestamp='1261018314' post='439729']
joytron, just tell her she is off limits from your hookah, she'll learn to love it after she doesn't get any for awhile, wait, did i just say what i thought i said?
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Wait waht?

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[quote name='joytron' date='16 December 2009 - 11:54 PM' timestamp='1261029261' post='439770']
How did this turn from issues rhineholt has with some random chick, to sexual/hookah issues i am having with my girlfriend.?
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Can I make a vote to make this thread about the problems youre having?
It seems more interesting.
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that's when you employ your back hand :lol: seriously though, tell her to bring her own setup and then do a side by side comparison and you and your smoking group can publicly ridicule said imbecile.

and joytron, you need to get on the ball ;)
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I like when people tell me if the bowl is burning because some times after the hose gets passed around 5 times people will smoke it with out letting me know the shisha is getting burned! But for the most part people call me the hookah guru or hookah master around here. I dont think I am that good, but when it comes to packing anything other then Tangiers. I am pretty right on 95% of the time and could get accurate flavorful sessions. Edited by newjacksm
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[quote name='jeremyk' date='16 December 2009 - 04:49 PM' timestamp='1261003753' post='439679']
i only get that sometimes from my roomate but he is a seasoned smoker lol so i cant really say anything to him cause he usually does make better bowls than me
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short Ryan? yeah right! the only thing you could do better is not load many half-bowls. you know what you're doin
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The worst for me is when people don't understand how important heat management is. They immediately jump to "more coals = more clouds, who cares about flavor".
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I have a friend like that. he brought a syrian over when I was attempting tangiers for the first time. I didn't get much smoke, but it was awesome with flavor. Now he's saying his hookah is the best he's ever smoked out of.....i'm thinking "Ok? You wash unwashable hoses and think its ok and you try to argue that you know more about it than I do." It's like, why can't we just enjoy the session without trying to see who has the bigger penis.
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Update!
I went over there today with my qt and lucid mint.
She had a no name chinese hookah with a rusted out hose and blue mist.
I'm not gonna lie, for the little amount of effort she put into that bowl, she got a lot of flavor.
Anyway, I set mine up and we started smoking. I was getting obviously bigger clouds then her.
And she realized that. She even said "Its not that bad..." and I didn't say anything because I wanted to remember that moment forever! hah jk.

Long story short, 30 minutes into smoking her bowl was done and we made my qt a 2 hose and smoked from that for another hour before we had to leave.
She liked it.

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[quote name='INCUBUSRATM' date='18 December 2009 - 01:05 AM' timestamp='1261119933' post='439973']
Sounds like you straightened her ass out.... :P
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2 hits with the nammor hose and tangiers... she was out. Lightheaded as hell. I was really surprised actually..

however, I noticed something.
When I changed the coals, the flavor basically went away and started tasting bad... The coals were fully lit. Ideas?
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[quote name='rhineholt' date='18 December 2009 - 01:14 AM' timestamp='1261120448' post='439974']

2 hits with the nammor hose and tangiers... she was out. Lightheaded as hell. I was really surprised actually..

however, I noticed something.
When I changed the coals, the flavor basically went away and started tasting bad... The coals were fully lit. Ideas?
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Sometimes Tangiers likes less heat after the first round of coals, try using 1/2 coal less if it happens again. I'll also have good success taking all the coals off of the bowl and letting it cool down a bit, after a few minutes I'll put the coals back on and everything's perfect again.

Thankfully I've never had anybody criticize my sessions, most of the time they're new to hookah or just don't smoke very much. They're always blown away whenever the bowl starts ripping and the clouds get huge :P
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Remember the first set of coals shrinks as the bowl is warming up. When you place the second set of coals the bowl is already hot but the coals are at full size radiating too much heat. I go 3 halves to 2 halves on my mini or 4 halves down to 3 halves on my small
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[quote name='joytron' date='18 December 2009 - 01:26 AM' timestamp='1261121194' post='439978']
Remember the first set of coals shrinks as the bowl is warming up. When you place the second set of coals the bowl is already hot but the coals are at full size radiating too much heat. I go 3 halves to 2 halves on my mini or 4 halves down to 3 halves on my small
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You use 4 halves the first time too? Okay, I thought I was the only one...
Now I'm understanding the logic behind this.
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