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What Is A "Bro" ?


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[quote name='fineout' date='22 December 2009 - 07:47 PM' timestamp='1261536461' post='441124']
calling someone a bro ironically is kinda like calling them a douche akin to a typical 'frat brother' type person.
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Yeah see, i have never heard this manner of bro before. Im glad someone was around to let you know.
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You may find the following video helpful. (maybe not safe for work) [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8"]http://www.youtube.c...h?v=3zvTRQr7ns8[/url]

Video includes definitions of bros. Edited by Vladimir
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Bro:
Think one of the hats rappers where, a white beanie with a brim, white sunglasses (mostly oakleys), "Monster" energy drink attire, uses the terms 'Hella' and "Legit" excessively, revels in his own superiority in the game of beer pong, usually belongs to a frat house, listens to O.A.R. and Dave Matthews and MGMT.

Douche:
This person may or may not have spiked hair, drive a Subaru WRX Sti, have a black/red/white/pink bandana hanging from his rear view mirror, listens to Lil Wayne and extremely terrible rap music and the occasional shitty emo/metal/party music made famous by the Hollywood Undead, cries about his his car or about a girlfriend he has had for 3 days.


Douches may wear retarded rapper hats and white sunglasses and brimmed beanies, and may in fact be Bros as well as Douches.
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LOL this is bad, bro rape vid had me laughing out loud. I'd rather be a Guido but there seems to be some major common ground for the two like i thought. Has nothing to do with smoking hookah though except that it's a trend with college students overthere. And lol at brodouches.
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Bro-Rape is one of the greatest videos ever.

Bros are NOT Guidos, Guidos are beings who may or may not be Italian, but look the part no matter what. Look for headbands, extremely spiked hair, dark orange skin, and myspace pictures of them flipping the camera off.

Check out getoffourisland.com
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[quote name='Hippo_Master' date='22 December 2009 - 11:55 PM' timestamp='1261551359' post='441184']
Bro:
Think one of the hats rappers where, a white beanie with a brim, white sunglasses (mostly oakleys), "Monster" energy drink attire, uses the terms 'Hella' and "Legit" excessively, revels in his own superiority in the game of beer pong, usually belongs to a frat house, listens to O.A.R. and Dave Matthews and MGMT.

Douche:
This person may or may not have spiked hair, drive a Subaru WRX Sti, have a black/red/white/pink bandana hanging from his rear view mirror, listens to Lil Wayne and extremely terrible rap music and the occasional shitty emo/metal/party music made famous by the Hollywood Undead, cries about his his car or about a girlfriend he has had for 3 days.


[b]Douches may wear retarded rapper hats and white sunglasses and brimmed beanies, and may in fact be Bros as well as Douches.
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ROFLMAO! Thanks for the definitions. In fact, I kept seeing the term "bro" around on this forum and it's usually linked to Ed Hardy. Now everything comes together!

In the hip hop culture,a "bro" is the same as an "herb". A douche falls in the "herb" category as well.

A "bro" usually has a lame nickname like "Nitro" or "T-Money" (depending on which set of "friends" he's with).
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[quote name='Hippo_Master' date='23 December 2009 - 12:29 AM' timestamp='1261553382' post='441205']
Bro-Rape is one of the greatest videos ever.

Bros are NOT Guidos, Guidos are beings who may or may not be Italian, but look the part no matter what. Look for headbands, extremely spiked hair, dark orange skin, and myspace pictures of them flipping the camera off.

Check out getoffourisland.com
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i always wondered how to tell the difference between bros n guidos
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[quote name='jeremyk' date='23 December 2009 - 02:06 AM' timestamp='1261555561' post='441221']
[quote name='Hippo_Master' date='23 December 2009 - 12:29 AM' timestamp='1261553382' post='441205']
Bro-Rape is one of the greatest videos ever.

Bros are NOT Guidos, Guidos are beings who may or may not be Italian, but look the part no matter what. Look for headbands, extremely spiked hair, dark orange skin, and myspace pictures of them flipping the camera off.

Check out getoffourisland.com
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i always wondered how to tell the difference between bros n guidos
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During the Apocalypse... they are both worth 50 points.
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[quote name='Stuie' date='23 December 2009 - 08:13 AM' timestamp='1261581229' post='441261']
[quote name='jeremyk' date='23 December 2009 - 02:06 AM' timestamp='1261555561' post='441221']
[quote name='Hippo_Master' date='23 December 2009 - 12:29 AM' timestamp='1261553382' post='441205']
Bro-Rape is one of the greatest videos ever.

Bros are NOT Guidos, Guidos are beings who may or may not be Italian, but look the part no matter what. Look for headbands, extremely spiked hair, dark orange skin, and myspace pictures of them flipping the camera off.

Check out getoffourisland.com
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i always wondered how to tell the difference between bros n guidos
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[b]During the Apocalypse... they are both worth 50 points.[/b]
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Sweet!! I'm getting ready....Now where did I put my throwing knives...
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[quote name='Vladimir' date='22 December 2009 - 09:25 PM' timestamp='1261542328' post='441159']
You may find the following video helpful. (maybe not safe for work) [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8"]http://www.youtube.c...h?v=3zvTRQr7ns8[/url]

Video includes definitions of bros.
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Holly shit that was funny.
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"guido"
[img]http://media.funlol.com/content/img/how-to-build-a-guido.jpg[/img]

"bro"
[img]http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper985/stills/433a27494d3dc-28-1.jpg[/img]

"douche"
[img]http://thinningtheherd.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/typical-douchebag2.jpg[/img]


To answer all further questions: Draw a Venn diagram
[img]http://www.2learn.ca/construct/graphicorg/venn/3vensm.gif[/img] Edited by Dr. B
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[quote name='Hippo_Master' date='22 December 2009 - 11:29 PM' timestamp='1261553382' post='441205']
Bros are NOT Guidos, Guidos are beings who may or may not be Italian, but look the part no matter what. Look for headbands, extremely spiked hair, dark orange skin, and myspace pictures of them flipping the camera off.
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Also look for excessive fist pumping, telltale Guido sign. Check out Jersey Shore on MTV for a video definition of Guido.
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[quote name='Dr. B' date='24 December 2009 - 05:12 PM' timestamp='1261699936' post='441586']
"guido"
[img]http://media.funlol.com/content/img/how-to-build-a-guido.jpg[/img]

"bro"
[img]http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper985/stills/433a27494d3dc-28-1.jpg[/img]

"douche"
[img]http://thinningtheherd.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/typical-douchebag2.jpg[/img]


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^^^^ ROFLMAO!!! Is that a Weber State University hat?!!! There are so many people at that university who fit in the douche category. I should know...I used to attend school there<shudders>. There seemed to be more douches than regular people there.

Awesome pics!
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This will give you some real life, practical knowledge.

Nevermind, had to remove Edited by FSUReligionMan
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