cotsi95 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 [font=verdana, geneva, lucida,][color="#000000"]Here's my story; First of all, just for some background, my mom died right when I was born. (She was actually really, really hot. But this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So as you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up. Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18, I first noticed that my sister was a hottie. I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me, but I thought that she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. (Probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it.) So, I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home. My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her, and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly. After we left, we all went to crash with my sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy, and even though she was my sister, I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging. Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government. So we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time. My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think, but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. I was fucked up, I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started giving me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips. Sadly (although, I guess for the best), nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart, and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time. Like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. *sigh* A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy.) I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party. My friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.[/color][color="#000000"] [/color][/font] [font="verdana, geneva, lucida,"][size="3"][size=2] [/size][/size][/font] [font="verdana, geneva, lucida,"][size="3"][size=2] [/size][/size][/font] [font="verdana, geneva, lucida,"][size="3"][size=2] [/size][/size][/font] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foibled again Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 [img]http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/379/wadeswincest.jpg[/img] 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cotsi95 Posted January 19, 2010 Author Share Posted January 19, 2010 [quote name='foibled again' date='19 January 2010 - 02:25 AM' timestamp='1263893158' post='446368'] [img]http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/379/wadeswincest.jpg[/img] [/quote] EPIC!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amn_sinclair Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 [quote name='foibled again' date='19 January 2010 - 10:25 AM' timestamp='1263893158' post='446368'] [img]http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/379/wadeswincest.jpg[/img] [/quote] WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Tits or gtfo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantastik Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 i lol'd hardcore at walts reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. B Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 troll. I know you'd post the scooby doo one if it weren't banworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 [quote name='foibled again' date='19 January 2010 - 03:25 AM' timestamp='1263893158' post='446368'] [img]http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/379/wadeswincest.jpg[/img] [/quote] I'm still laughing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 wow, I just cracked up in a campus computer lab and had everyone looking at me... HIGH FIVE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhineholt Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Ommmmggggg, that was fucking amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian_villager Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Dude you had me worried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryno Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 [quote name='foibled again' date='19 January 2010 - 04:25 AM' timestamp='1263893158' post='446368'] [img]http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/379/wadeswincest.jpg[/img] [/quote] This totally made the thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Click Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 [img]http://imgur.com/fFySL.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 what the fuck! this is so great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Ninja Robot Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 [quote name='Click' date='19 January 2010 - 03:33 PM' timestamp='1263929617' post='446421'] [img]http://imgur.com/fFySL.jpg[/img] [/quote] I want to wear it's face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetNut Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 i want those 3 minutes of my life back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seefoodlover Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 lol. this is messed up and really funny at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 That made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff_T Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 [quote name='seefoodlover' date='19 January 2010 - 06:44 PM' timestamp='1263955488' post='446518'] lol. this is messed up and really funny at the same time. [/quote] Exactly what I was thinking. Sorry for the difficult/confusing times Wade. Life can definitely be a bitch and throw a ton of shit at you, as it seems it has. It seems like you've had the strength to get through it and I'm sure you'll be able to deal with whatever happens in the future. Keep your head up man, you've always got people here to talk to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineout Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 ^ i hope that was sarcasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cotsi95 Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 [quote name='Jeff_T' date='21 January 2010 - 12:58 AM' timestamp='1264060681' post='446773'] [quote name='seefoodlover' date='19 January 2010 - 06:44 PM' timestamp='1263955488' post='446518'] lol. this is messed up and really funny at the same time. [/quote] Exactly what I was thinking. Sorry for the difficult/confusing times Wade. Life can definitely be a bitch and throw a ton of shit at you, as it seems it has. It seems like you've had the strength to get through it and I'm sure you'll be able to deal with whatever happens in the future. Keep your head up man, you've always got people here to talk to. [/quote] ummm jeff....really? Did walts response not give it away? "my" confessions is basically the plot to star wars.....[img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/774_smiley_getting_kicked_in_the_balls.gif[/img] Let me clear this up just so there is no more confusion ...[size=5][color="#FF0000"]I DO NOT WANT ANY PERSON I AM RELATED TO!!! THIS WAS A FUNNY POST I FOUND ON ANOTHER FORUM AND DECIDED TO SHARE...I AM NOT INTO ANYTHING LIKE THIS![/color][/size] ok[img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/empathy2.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 [quote name='cotsi95' date='21 January 2010 - 09:32 AM' timestamp='1264087920' post='446828'] Let me clear this up just so there is no more confusion ...[size="5"][color="#ff0000"]I DO NOT WANT ANY PERSON I AM RELATED TO!!! THIS WAS A FUNNY POST I FOUND ON ANOTHER FORUM AND DECIDED TO SHARE...I AM NOT INTO ANYTHING LIKE THIS![/color][/size] [/quote] Wade's into much kinkier stuff... .... remember that time in Durango.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SultanofSmoke Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 haha this was a hilarious read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff_T Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 [quote name='cotsi95' date='21 January 2010 - 07:32 AM' timestamp='1264087920' post='446828'] ummm jeff....really? Did walts response not give it away? "my" confessions is basically the plot to star wars.....[img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/774_smiley_getting_kicked_in_the_balls.gif[/img] Let me clear this up just so there is no more confusion ...[size=5][color="#FF0000"]I DO NOT WANT ANY PERSON I AM RELATED TO!!! THIS WAS A FUNNY POST I FOUND ON ANOTHER FORUM AND DECIDED TO SHARE...I AM NOT INTO ANYTHING LIKE THIS![/color][/size] ok[img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/empathy2.gif[/img] [/quote] Sorry for the confusion, I'm a robot and can't interpret humor/jokes. Plus I'm the only person in the world it seems that doesn't like Star Wars and has seen it only once (don't remember it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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