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wow... I got a message from a new account asking about a pipe, but had no post count.

Let's see if they make the cut before I respond.
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#1 - The first rule ofhookah forum is, you do not talk about hookah forum.

#2 - The second rule of hookah forum is, you DO NOT talk about hookah forum.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the session is over.

#4 - Two guys to a hose.

#5 - One bowl at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.(pants optional)


#7 - bowls will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at hookah forum, you have to POST!

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[quote name='mushrat' date='08 February 2010 - 11:41 AM' timestamp='1265647305' post='450398']
I can tell who has read the rules about having to have 1 post in the first 24 hours of membership to avoid being pruned. Lets see if this messege makes a difference.
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I did my post!
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[quote name='Amn_sinclair' date='09 February 2010 - 10:48 AM' timestamp='1265741327' post='450587']
#1 - The first rule ofhookah forum is, you do not talk about hookah forum.

#2 - The second rule of hookah forum is, you DO NOT talk about hookah forum.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the session is over.

#4 - Two guys to a hose.

#5 - One bowl at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.(pants optional)


#7 - bowls will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at hookah forum, you have to POST!
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Great movie
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[quote name='Amn_sinclair' date='09 February 2010 - 12:48 PM' timestamp='1265741327' post='450587']
#1 - The first rule ofhookah forum is, you do not talk about hookah forum.

#2 - The second rule of hookah forum is, you DO NOT talk about hookah forum.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the session is over.

#4 - Two guys to a hose.

#5 - One bowl at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.(pants optional)


#7 - bowls will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at hookah forum, you have to POST!


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You deserve an award for that post... That truly made my day!!!!
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[quote name='Amn_sinclair' date='09 February 2010 - 01:48 PM' timestamp='1265741327' post='450587']
#1 - The first rule ofhookah forum is, you do not talk about hookah forum.

#2 - The second rule of hookah forum is, you DO NOT talk about hookah forum.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the session is over.

#4 - Two guys to a hose.

#5 - One bowl at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.(pants optional)


#7 - bowls will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at hookah forum, you have to POST!


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You just became my new favorite member
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[quote name='Amn_sinclair' date='09 February 2010 - 11:48 AM' timestamp='1265741327' post='450587']
#1 - The first rule ofhookah forum is, you do not talk about hookah forum.

#2 - The second rule of hookah forum is, you DO NOT talk about hookah forum.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the session is over.

#4 - Two guys to a hose.

#5 - One bowl at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.(pants optional)


#7 - bowls will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at hookah forum, you have to POST!


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Misread #4..the first time I thought it said "Two guys One hose" ..take that as you will lol
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[quote name='Pretender85' date='09 February 2010 - 03:21 PM' timestamp='1265750502' post='450626']
[quote name='Amn_sinclair' date='09 February 2010 - 11:48 AM' timestamp='1265741327' post='450587']
#1 - The first rule ofhookah forum is, you do not talk about hookah forum.

#2 - The second rule of hookah forum is, you DO NOT talk about hookah forum.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the session is over.

#4 - Two guys to a hose.

#5 - One bowl at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.(pants optional)


#7 - bowls will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at hookah forum, you have to POST!


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Misread #4..the first time I thought it said "Two guys One hose" ..take that as you will lol
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I read it the same way, and was like, "Wait, what?!" Lol. A very great post... Best post of 2010 so far, I'd say.
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yeah lol i thought the fight club thing was a good idea, i forgot to put the no homo after two guys to a hose, and i got the pants optional from someones sig lol. havent seen it in a while but it says "hookah forum, where pants are optional"
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[quote name='Amn_sinclair' date='09 February 2010 - 11:48 AM' timestamp='1265741327' post='450587']
#1 - The first rule ofhookah forum is, you do not talk about hookah forum.

#2 - The second rule of hookah forum is, you DO NOT talk about hookah forum.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the session is over.

#4 - Two guys to a hose.

#5 - One bowl at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.(pants optional)


#7 - bowls will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at hookah forum, you have to POST!


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oh wow... XD

But eh I didn't read the rules on my first post... I just assumed when it said Hookah Forum it was only about Hookah and thats it XD then I read the rules and was like "I WAS RIGHT" XD
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[quote name='INCUBUSRATM' date='09 February 2010 - 05:33 PM' timestamp='1265754833' post='450644']
[quote name='Pretender85' date='09 February 2010 - 03:21 PM' timestamp='1265750502' post='450626']
[quote name='Amn_sinclair' date='09 February 2010 - 11:48 AM' timestamp='1265741327' post='450587']
#1 - The first rule ofhookah forum is, you do not talk about hookah forum.

#2 - The second rule of hookah forum is, you DO NOT talk about hookah forum.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the session is over.

#4 - Two guys to a hose.

#5 - One bowl at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.(pants optional)


#7 - bowls will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at hookah forum, you have to POST!


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Misread #4..the first time I thought it said "Two guys One hose" ..take that as you will lol
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I read it the same way, and was like, "Wait, what?!" Lol. A very great post... Best post of 2010 so far, I'd say.
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Agree. Great post.
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