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So I have a quick little story. The other week, my roommates and I were having a session. I'm kind of like the 'hookah guy' who owns everything. Anyways, we were moving locations and I yelled at my roommate to grab the hookah and bring it to the other room while I was putting new coco's on the stove. Unknowingly, he grabbed the hookah by the stem. The suction held on as he walked out of the room, but eventually gave way and the base fell off and hit the floor (luckily carpeted) and the water spilled everywhere. The base was perfectly ok (Mya bases appear to be indestructible). However, as a result of this folly, a coco fell off and landed on his arm and he still has a burn mark 2 weeks later. Karma's a bitch. I wasn't mad obviously cuz the base didn't break, and I felt like karma has done its job for me :)

Has anything funny like this happened to anyone else?
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Can't say anything like this has happened to me ... well actually, I had a friend who would always f up the hookah and knock coals on the ground ... tons of burns in my floor ... and now the kid is a shit head, with no job, is addicted to bad things, and has no friends ... does that count? lol.
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[quote name='INCUBUSRATM' date='08 February 2010 - 11:02 PM' timestamp='1265688145' post='450502']
I wouldn't exactly call that a karma situation, considering it was an accident and he didn't really know better. But I bet he holds on to that vase next time...
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This story of crashed pipes has played out many over the centuries.

I was showing my friend how to smoke one of my new hookahs and he misunderstood my instructions. He blew into the hose with the clearing plug in shooting
water up the stem into the bowl and creating a mini water fall through the bowl. Just an accident not Karma I think. We had a good laugh...

Karma is for the bigger structural issues. It's the seeds you sow....
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[quote name='mattarios2' date='09 February 2010 - 12:03 PM' timestamp='1265738605' post='450563']
and now the kid is a shit head, with no job, is addicted to bad things, and has no friends ... does that count? lol.
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wow, that sounds like me except the addicted to bad things part.
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[quote name='LZ22' date='08 February 2010 - 05:23 PM' timestamp='1265675016' post='450474']
So I have a quick little story. The other week, my roommates and I were having a session. I'm kind of like the 'hookah guy' who owns everything. Anyways, we were moving locations and I yelled at my roommate to grab the hookah and bring it to the other room while I was putting new coco's on the stove. Unknowingly, he grabbed the hookah by the stem. The suction held on as he walked out of the room, but eventually gave way and the base fell off and hit the floor (luckily carpeted) and the water spilled everywhere. The base was perfectly ok (Mya bases appear to be indestructible). However, as a result of this folly, a coco fell off and landed on his arm and he still has a burn mark 2 weeks later. Karma's a bitch. I wasn't mad obviously cuz the base didn't break, and I felt like karma has done its job for me :)

Has anything funny like this happened to anyone else?
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Same thing happened to one my friends. Well he didn't smash one of my bases, but he tipped it over and as it tipped the coal landed on his pant leg and scorched his leg hairs, leaving a hole in his pant leg. Haha. The almighty KM gods hath smitten him! I think karma is the product of not only purposeful acts of evil but also stupid ones.
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