For The Ladies!

[acolorado]

Available!

Me - Short, chubby, pale, hairy (mostly in patches), non-hygenic , unemployed, mentally unstable single white male.

Likes: Smoking hookah, watching porn, playing video games, throwing rocks at neighborhood children, and peeking out the front door and muttering to myself as people walk by.

Dislikes: Puppies, Kittens, Children, Oprah, and anything that involves wearing pants. Also butterflies, flowers, nice smells, cleaning, or reality television.

Seeking a independently wealthy supermodel for fun, friendship, and romance that does not involve candlelit dinners, long walks, outdoor activities, socializing, meeting new people, being nice to family members, remembering birthdays, anniversaries, and holidays, or getting up before 2pm.

Also no dating activities within 200 feet of a government facility due to legal restraints, or any public zoo due to an unfortunate incident in which a group of children attempted to feed me, and I bit them.

Don't miss out! Write now to:

Bumpkin County Jail
Cell 2
Bumpkin, Colorado 80666
Attention: Stinky

[A13lackFish]

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