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[quote name='Brandon`' date='13 March 2010 - 12:45 PM' timestamp='1268513127' post='456930']
I heard hookahjohn uses his kids as child labor and if they dont video tape for him he gives them a little spankin till they agree to use the camera...


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that one is almost true except it's the opposite, they use me as adult labor, and if i don't let them be involved they start torturing me.
btw, i think child labor is ok if the children demand it. i have to turn them down for chores at this age, and i know it will not last long. oh well, life is good.
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[quote name='HookahJohn' date='13 March 2010 - 10:22 PM' timestamp='1268536926' post='456986']
[quote name='Brandon`' date='13 March 2010 - 12:45 PM' timestamp='1268513127' post='456930']
I heard hookahjohn uses his kids as child labor and if they dont video tape for him he gives them a little spankin till they agree to use the camera...


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that one is almost true except it's the opposite, they use me as adult labor, and if i don't let them be involved they start torturing me.
btw, i think child labor is ok if the children demand it. i have to turn them down for chores at this age, and i know it will not last long. oh well, life is good.
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nice I'd say enjoy it while it lasts

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I heard Eric is going to start mass producing Bug Powder for all who have missed the opportunity and all who adore it.
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I heard Mush is so fed up with the government he's making a bid for the Presidency.

MUSHRAT 2012!!!!!!!!!
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[quote name='ilikemyusername' date='15 March 2010 - 11:20 AM' timestamp='1268670051' post='457183']
I hear the reason starbuzz is so overpriced is because they have to collect monkey sperm and add it to the glycerine to give it that extra sweet taste and smooth finish.
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That explains the amazing taste.
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I heard people try to talk about things they know nothing about.


Oh wait, that's not a rumor.[img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/774_smiley_getting_kicked_in_the_balls.gif[/img]
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Here are a few things that I've seen floating around the interwebs about the hookah industry:

1. John's Alien Ultra Minis uses stolen alien technology from Area 51. When you use Tangiers tobacco in it, your entire hookah rig actually defies gravity.

2. Eric of Tangiers Tobacco accidentally discovered cold fusion while creating the formula for Super Sour Stuie Blend. This had two side effects: One was that Eric could only speak and type in alliterations for a month, and two, the entire Tangiers lounge and factory was detacted from the earth and is currently floating over the Icecrown area in the lost arctic land of Northrend (and has hence been renamed to Tangaran).

3. Mya will discontinue hookah manufacturing and use the left over stems to create mini gattling guns for use in the US military's secret manbearpig super soldier program.

4. Al Amir is currently being used in the place of chicken pellets as feed in the worlds largest self sustaining eco friendly tilapia farm in Downtown Detroit.

5. Bricks of old Nahkla that are currently sitting on the dusty shelves of the dirtiest middle eastern markets in Anaheim will start to spontaneously combust, killing millions in 2012.

6. Starbuzz has teamed up with AHP/Pfizer to make hookah tobacco products that convey the same health benefits as Centrum and Viagra. Although currently under development, names for these two products that are currently being circulated are Citrus Pyst and Blue Rigid Rhino.

Again, these are just rumors that I've seen posted... Edited by BBKakes
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[quote name='Tyler' date='16 March 2010 - 12:22 AM' timestamp='1268724128' post='457360']
I heard people try to talk about things they know nothing about.


Oh wait, that's not a rumor.[img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/774_smiley_getting_kicked_in_the_balls.gif[/img]
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yea.. I think you might have missed the intent of this thread...
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I think I am going to change my ways...














...NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I heard that Al Amir is coming out with an all new "[size="3"]عيب المدق[/size] line, (translating to extreme defect if I've done my tranlation correctly) capturing all the great flavors you've known to love, with major defects.

Flavor's include:

MTMYMTCWYBIOD (Mint that makes your mouth too cold when you breath in outdoors)

double apple with worm inside

STD's on the beach

off-brand diet cherry cola

And so on.
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I know that if Americans don't continue to step up to the plate and fight unfair/unjust taxation; taxes on tobacco and related smoking accessories will be so ridiculous, [size="5"]no one[size="2"], with the exception of the very well to do will be able to afford to smoke![/size][/size]
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[quote name='Jomohookah' date='19 March 2010 - 05:06 AM' timestamp='1268993165' post='458187']
I know that if Americans don't continue to step up to the plate and fight unfair/unjust taxation; taxes on tobacco and related smoking accessories will be so ridiculous, [size="5"]no one[size="2"], with the exception of the very well to do will be able to afford to smoke![/size][/size]
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....Boner kill

I heard that Johnny_D was in chat today
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[quote name='Stuie' date='15 March 2010 - 11:02 AM' timestamp='1268665328' post='457179']
I heard Mush is so fed up with the government he's making a bid for the Presidency.

MUSHRAT 2012!!!!!!!!!
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And hookahjohn is going to be his running mate.
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[quote name='Jomohookah' date='19 March 2010 - 03:06 AM' timestamp='1268993165' post='458187']
I know that if Americans don't continue to step up to the plate and fight unfair/unjust taxation; taxes on tobacco and related smoking accessories will be so ridiculous, [size="5"]no one[size="2"], with the exception of the very well to do will be able to afford to smoke![/size][/size]
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I think thats kind of the point...
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[quote name='BBKakes' date='24 March 2010 - 02:05 PM' timestamp='1269475546' post='459365']
I heard that HJ Alien Bowls need 1.21 gigawatts of eletricity!
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GREAT SCOTT!!
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I heard the zippo is coming out with a small, circle-shaped, handheld coal ignitor. Used for all your co ignition and matinience needs. Runs off zippo fluid, giving off a small heated surface to instantly and evenly light all long light and quick light coals. Runs just like a lighter, completely reusable.

MSRP: $18.99
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[quote name='Arcane' date='24 March 2010 - 09:12 PM' timestamp='1269479545' post='459396']
[quote name='BBKakes' date='24 March 2010 - 02:05 PM' timestamp='1269475546' post='459365']
I heard that HJ Alien Bowls need 1.21 gigawatts of eletricity!
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GREAT SCOTT!!
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thats heavy
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