mushrat Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Dear sirs/ madames, We are pleased to contact with you, we would like to know if you are still interested in Shisha / Hookah. We are a manufacturer and exporter for all kind of the famous Egyptian Shisha.and we can provide all the requirement of the customers with competitive price. about our products of the famous Egyptian Shisha. - Shisha glass: different sizes and colors and many shapes. -Shisha accessories: we have a variety of hoses, mouthpieces, pipes, clay bowls and we have also the double clay bowl. Please see the attached photos of our shisha you can also make your own shisha either brass or nickel and with the proper height and choose every piece in the shisha from the glass to the hose and the mouthpiece, .....etc We are looking forward for a mutual cooperation …Have a great day!! Best Regards Nabil Abel Kareem General Manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushrat Posted March 25, 2010 Author Share Posted March 25, 2010 Dear sir/Madam: how are you? this is kevin from china ,i am the hookah supplier in china ,we are the manufacture specalised in the hookah many years,we can provide many kinds of hookahs ,and best price for you.i am a really sincere supplier ,if you are intrested in us ,please contact with me ,i can send products' images for you and quote price for you! at last ,really hope can get your reply ,please just for a try ,give me and give you a communication opportunity! regards kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineout Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 i love bad english translations, but i feel bad because i know that thats exactly how my german sounds to the people i work with when i talk to them...damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 the second guy sounds nice.....you should hit him up, mushy!! why not try a communication oppurtunity?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSU Smoker Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 bad english rocks lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antouwan Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 hahaha this still doesn't beat the emails that my dad's company gets. i handle the company emails so i see a lot of hilarious shit. example: Dear sir: I am very sorry to disturb you. I am a trade company and I just agent a steel plant to enquire some pump equipment. I just found your products at the internet. Could you provide me some equipments price if I want to buy it from your company? And the pump which I need would be sent to china. So I wish you could provide me the price (include the ferry fee and the port will be the TianJin port in china). The type which I need was listed fellow: hydraulic pressure oil filter machine:BRH30-10& nicety oil filter machinary BRH24-8 By the way, I want to agent your product in china and you could directly touch me by mobile telephone: +086-010-13801307051 Best regards Beijing Tiangel Co., Ltd Technology manager: Hu Zeqiang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushrat Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 Ha... I'd like to be able to directly touch a few people by telephone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaz1337 Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Good Old Engrish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename067 Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Lol. You would figure that they would hire someone that's rather good at English and handle their overseas Emails and what not..but that's apparently not so hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushrat Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 I suspect bad translation programs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineout Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 yea more than likely that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSU Smoker Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 aww comon...the Chinese are right by Japan...they should be able to get their hands on some good technology for cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RingsMaster Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 [quote name='mushrat' date='27 March 2010 - 05:52 PM' timestamp='1269730344' post='460112'] I suspect bad translation programs. [/quote] amen most people cheap out of software and it bits them in the ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallMeDave Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 (edited) What a slogan. KevinFromChina.com - Specialized in the hookah and best price for you for many years. EDIT: I hate my new keyboard. Edited March 28, 2010 by TheyCallMeDave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushrat Posted April 29, 2010 Author Share Posted April 29, 2010 [quote]For More infomation, please don't hesitate to contact us through any our chat id's or by e-mail and we will be happy to co-operate with your esteemed Company. Awaiting your prompt reply with great interest. With Best regards, Arabic Factory Of Smoking Prince-Molasses, Egypt Marketing Department Skype : princemolasses ICQ #: 379-385-522 ****** If this mail sent to you incorrectly, pls advise us to remove your address. We apology.[/quote] Too bad the graphic part didn't transfer..that's even funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karot Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 [url="http://engrishfunny.com/"]http://engrishfunny.com/[/url] for all your hilarious engrish needs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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