thatonethere Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 The quality of hookahs is based on how many hoses it has. A 6 hose hookah is better than a 1 hose hookah. The price on a particular brand of shisha determines whether or not it is "premium", meaning it will always smoke better than the cheap stuff. You guys lie about whether or not milk in the base affects clouds. The most effective way to catch a buzz is to swallow the smoke. [b] [size="5"] April Fool!!!!!! [/size][/b]Please don't ban me. I just thought I'd get the first joke of the day![img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/blum2.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cotsi95 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Fail....now MY thread from last year was FULL of win!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellydancerakn Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Phew Okay for a minute there i was seriously confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff_T Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 [quote name='thatonethere' date='01 April 2010 - 12:27 AM' timestamp='1270106858' post='461219'] The quality of hookahs is based on how many hoses it has. A 6 hose hookah is better than a 1 hose hookah. The price on a particular brand of shisha determines whether or not it is "premium", meaning it will always smoke better than the cheap stuff. You guys lie about whether or not milk in the base affects clouds. The most effective way to catch a buzz is to swallow the smoke. [/quote] Just ordered an 18 hose Ed Hardy hookah, 24pk of 250g Ed Hardy shisha and tomorrow I'll be stopping by Safeway to grab a few more gallons of milk... Thanks for all the helpful advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatonethere Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 [quote name='cotsi95' date='01 April 2010 - 02:10 AM' timestamp='1270109425' post='461222'] Fail....now MY thread from last year was FULL of win!! [/quote] Let's see your thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatonethere Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Jeff_T' date='01 April 2010 - 02:46 AM' timestamp='1270111579' post='461233'] [quote name='thatonethere' date='01 April 2010 - 12:27 AM' timestamp='1270106858' post='461219'] The quality of hookahs is based on how many hoses it has. A 6 hose hookah is better than a 1 hose hookah. The price on a particular brand of shisha determines whether or not it is "premium", meaning it will always smoke better than the cheap stuff. You guys lie about whether or not milk in the base affects clouds. The most effective way to catch a buzz is to swallow the smoke. [/quote] Just ordered an 18 hose Ed Hardy hookah, 24pk of 250g Ed Hardy shisha and tomorrow I'll be stopping by Safeway to grab a few more gallons of milk... Thanks for all the helpful advice [img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/good2.gif[/img] [/quote] No problem! Now, back to practicing my fistpump technique in the bedroom mirror.... Edited April 1, 2010 by thatonethere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatonethere Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 [quote name='thatonethere' date='01 April 2010 - 03:03 AM' timestamp='1270112594' post='461234'] [quote name='cotsi95' date='01 April 2010 - 02:10 AM' timestamp='1270109425' post='461222'] Fail....now MY thread from last year was FULL of win!! [/quote] Let's see your thread. [/quote] Ok. I've checked out your thread. It's easy to get people running to grab new hookah stuff. I must admit you did have everybody going. Kudos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSU Smoker Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Jeff_T' date='01 April 2010 - 04:46 AM' timestamp='1270111579' post='461233'] [quote name='thatonethere' date='01 April 2010 - 12:27 AM' timestamp='1270106858' post='461219'] The quality of hookahs is based on how many hoses it has. A 6 hose hookah is better than a 1 hose hookah. The price on a particular brand of shisha determines whether or not it is "premium", meaning it will always smoke better than the cheap stuff. You guys lie about whether or not milk in the base affects clouds. The most effective way to catch a buzz is to swallow the smoke. [/quote] Just ordered an 18 hose Ed Hardy hookah, 24pk of 250g Ed Hardy shisha and tomorrow I'll be stopping by Safeway to grab a few more gallons of milk... Thanks for all the helpful advice [img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/good2.gif[/img] [/quote] Hah such a n00b...just hired ed hardy to design me a hookah that is the size of my bathtub and has over 50 hoses. He is also making me shisha infront of my eyes so I can smoke the freshest EH. Also bought a cow and a pasture for it to graze in. Unpasturized fresh milk gives baller status clouds. silly n00bs and their 18 hose hookah Edited April 1, 2010 by PSU Smoker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ih303 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 [quote name='PSU Smoker' date='01 April 2010 - 12:09 PM' timestamp='1270145356' post='461299'] [quote name='Jeff_T' date='01 April 2010 - 04:46 AM' timestamp='1270111579' post='461233'] [quote name='thatonethere' date='01 April 2010 - 12:27 AM' timestamp='1270106858' post='461219'] The quality of hookahs is based on how many hoses it has. A 6 hose hookah is better than a 1 hose hookah. The price on a particular brand of shisha determines whether or not it is "premium", meaning it will always smoke better than the cheap stuff. You guys lie about whether or not milk in the base affects clouds. The most effective way to catch a buzz is to swallow the smoke. [/quote] Just ordered an 18 hose Ed Hardy hookah, 24pk of 250g Ed Hardy shisha and tomorrow I'll be stopping by Safeway to grab a few more gallons of milk... Thanks for all the helpful advice [img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/good2.gif[/img] [/quote] Hah such a n00b...just hired ed hardy to design me a hookah that is the size of my bathtub and has over 50 hoses. He is also making me shisha infront of my eyes so I can smoke the freshest EH. Also bought a cow and a pasture for it to graze in. Unpasturized fresh milk gives baller status clouds. silly n00bs and their 18 hose hookah [/quote] Weak sauce. I bought out the entire inventory of Ed Hardy clothing, smothered it in molasses, used it to fill the torch of the statue of liberty which I first filled with 10,000 lactating super models, each with solid-gold hoses coming out of their ears, then fired up the whole thing with an orbiting, satellite-mounted laser! It was EPIC! [img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/ylsuper.gif[/img] [img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/ylsuper.gif[/img] [img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/ylsuper.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pretender85 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I just wish i had an ed hardy tshirt, hookah, and a pack of the shisha...was going to take a self photo wearing the shirt next to the hookah and shisha while fistpumping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSU Smoker Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 [quote name='Pretender85' date='01 April 2010 - 03:03 PM' timestamp='1270148592' post='461314'] I just wish i had an ed hardy tshirt, hookah, and a pack of the shisha...was going to take a self photo wearing the shirt next to the hookah and shisha while fistpumping [/quote] then fistpump the hookah to little bits? and pretend to be sad inside although you are as happy as can be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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