GoofyTooth Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 Hey guys- I lurked for a while before i actually joined up, but a while ago I noticed a guy's sig that had a set of hookah rules that were written as the ones in Fight Club. It went something like - 1. Don't talk about hookah. 2. DON'T TALK ABOUT HOOKAH. 3. Two guys to a hose. etc etc so on. I want these to print out and hang in my house for parties and such. IF any of you can help i'd really appreciate it. - Goofy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 [color=#8E8E8E][font=tahoma, arial, verdana, sans-serif][size=2] [color=#8E8E8E][font=tahoma, arial, verdana, sans-serif][size=2]AMN SINCLAIR[/size][/font][/color] [color=#8E8E8E][font=tahoma, arial, verdana, sans-serif][size=2] [/size][/font][/color] [color=#8E8E8E][font=tahoma, arial, verdana, sans-serif][size=2] [/size][/font][/color] [color=#8E8E8E][font=tahoma, arial, verdana, sans-serif][size=2] [/size][/font][/color]#1 - The first rule ofhookah forum is, you do not talk about hookah forum. #2 - The second rule of hookah forum is, you DO NOT talk about hookah forum. #3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the session is over. #4 - Two guys to a hose. #5 - One bowl at a time. #6 - No shirts, no shoes.(pants optional) #7 - bowls will go on as long as they have to. #8 - If this is your first night at hookah forum, you have to POST![/size][/font][/color] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoofyTooth Posted April 15, 2010 Author Share Posted April 15, 2010 You, sir, are a god. That was a mad fast response. Many thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 thank jay and chris... chat room helps 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoofyTooth Posted April 15, 2010 Author Share Posted April 15, 2010 Duly noted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delSol_si Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 rule #9 Drink beer! blahh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoofyTooth Posted April 15, 2010 Author Share Posted April 15, 2010 Drinking and hookah are made to be together, it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cheng Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 [font="'Times New Roman"][color="#8E8E8E"][font=tahoma, arial, verdana, sans-serif][size=2]#6 - No shirts, no shoes.(pants optional) - lol.[/size][/font][/color][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallMeDave Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 When my friends drink, I tell them no drinking and somking at the same time. I tell them the properties hookah glycerin is made from cause nausea, hallucinations, and vomiting when mixed with the chemical properties of ethanol. This is code for "That was a lie. The reason is because you're drunk and I don't want you to try and eat the coals, or knock the hookah over. Go sit the fuck down next to the fire." God, I love being the only one of my friends that knows what he's doing with hookah... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoofyTooth Posted April 15, 2010 Author Share Posted April 15, 2010 [quote name='TheyCallMeDave' date='15 April 2010 - 01:02 PM' timestamp='1271361744' post='463783'] When my friends drink, I tell them no drinking and somking at the same time. I tell them the properties hookah glycerin is made from cause nausea, hallucinations, and vomiting when mixed with the chemical properties of ethanol. This is code for "That was a lie. The reason is because you're drunk and I don't want you to try and eat the coals, or knock the hookah over. Go sit the fuck down next to the fire." God, I love being the only one of my friends that knows what he's doing with hookah... [/quote] I totally get you, man. My friends and I are hammered yet I'm the only one who is careful enough to pack a new bowl because they're all retarded at it. Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallMeDave Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 [quote name='GoofyTooth' date='15 April 2010 - 04:07 PM' timestamp='1271362069' post='463787'] [quote name='TheyCallMeDave' date='15 April 2010 - 01:02 PM' timestamp='1271361744' post='463783'] When my friends drink, I tell them no drinking and somking at the same time. I tell them the properties hookah glycerin is made from cause nausea, hallucinations, and vomiting when mixed with the chemical properties of ethanol. This is code for "That was a lie. The reason is because you're drunk and I don't want you to try and eat the coals, or knock the hookah over. Go sit the fuck down next to the fire." God, I love being the only one of my friends that knows what he's doing with hookah... [/quote] I totally get you, man. My friends and I are hammered yet I'm the only one who is careful enough to pack a new bowl because they're all retarded at it. Haha [/quote] I'll plus one to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 [quote name='TheyCallMeDave' date='15 April 2010 - 10:30 AM' timestamp='1271363400' post='463790'] [quote name='GoofyTooth' date='15 April 2010 - 04:07 PM' timestamp='1271362069' post='463787'] [quote name='TheyCallMeDave' date='15 April 2010 - 01:02 PM' timestamp='1271361744' post='463783'] When my friends drink, I tell them no drinking and somking at the same time. I tell them the properties hookah glycerin is made from cause nausea, hallucinations, and vomiting when mixed with the chemical properties of ethanol. This is code for "That was a lie. The reason is because you're drunk and I don't want you to try and eat the coals, or knock the hookah over. Go sit the fuck down next to the fire." God, I love being the only one of my friends that knows what he's doing with hookah... [/quote] I totally get you, man. My friends and I are hammered yet I'm the only one who is careful enough to pack a new bowl because they're all retarded at it. Haha [/quote] I'll plus one to that. [/quote] solution: smoke nakhla....no effort needed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallMeDave Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 [quote name='Arcane' date='15 April 2010 - 04:41 PM' timestamp='1271364083' post='463793'] [quote name='TheyCallMeDave' date='15 April 2010 - 10:30 AM' timestamp='1271363400' post='463790'] [quote name='GoofyTooth' date='15 April 2010 - 04:07 PM' timestamp='1271362069' post='463787'] [quote name='TheyCallMeDave' date='15 April 2010 - 01:02 PM' timestamp='1271361744' post='463783'] When my friends drink, I tell them no drinking and somking at the same time. I tell them the properties hookah glycerin is made from cause nausea, hallucinations, and vomiting when mixed with the chemical properties of ethanol. This is code for "That was a lie. The reason is because you're drunk and I don't want you to try and eat the coals, or knock the hookah over. Go sit the fuck down next to the fire." God, I love being the only one of my friends that knows what he's doing with hookah... [/quote] I totally get you, man. My friends and I are hammered yet I'm the only one who is careful enough to pack a new bowl because they're all retarded at it. Haha [/quote] I'll plus one to that. [/quote] solution: smoke nakhla....no effort needed... [/quote] Unfortunantly, it's not the packing technique I'm worried about. It's them thinking that throwing my box of coconaras in the fire is an effective way to heat them all, so I never have to heat another coal again, and can just use the ones they threw in for my future bowls. I hate drunk people when I'm not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 [quote name='TheyCallMeDave' date='15 April 2010 - 05:32 PM' timestamp='1271377950' post='463833'] [quote name='Arcane' date='15 April 2010 - 04:41 PM' timestamp='1271364083' post='463793'] [quote name='TheyCallMeDave' date='15 April 2010 - 10:30 AM' timestamp='1271363400' post='463790'] [quote name='GoofyTooth' date='15 April 2010 - 04:07 PM' timestamp='1271362069' post='463787'] [quote name='TheyCallMeDave' date='15 April 2010 - 01:02 PM' timestamp='1271361744' post='463783'] When my friends drink, I tell them no drinking and somking at the same time. I tell them the properties hookah glycerin is made from cause nausea, hallucinations, and vomiting when mixed with the chemical properties of ethanol. This is code for "That was a lie. The reason is because you're drunk and I don't want you to try and eat the coals, or knock the hookah over. Go sit the fuck down next to the fire." God, I love being the only one of my friends that knows what he's doing with hookah... [/quote] I totally get you, man. My friends and I are hammered yet I'm the only one who is careful enough to pack a new bowl because they're all retarded at it. Haha [/quote] I'll plus one to that. [/quote] solution: smoke nakhla....no effort needed... [/quote] Unfortunantly, it's not the packing technique I'm worried about. It's them thinking that throwing my box of coconaras in the fire is an effective way to heat them all, so I never have to heat another coal again, and can just use the ones they threw in for my future bowls. I hate drunk people when I'm not. [/quote] Solution: get new friends... some effort needed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallMeDave Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 [quote name='joytron' date='15 April 2010 - 09:56 PM' timestamp='1271382966' post='463846'] [quote name='TheyCallMeDave' date='15 April 2010 - 05:32 PM' timestamp='1271377950' post='463833'] [quote name='Arcane' date='15 April 2010 - 04:41 PM' timestamp='1271364083' post='463793'] [quote name='TheyCallMeDave' date='15 April 2010 - 10:30 AM' timestamp='1271363400' post='463790'] [quote name='GoofyTooth' date='15 April 2010 - 04:07 PM' timestamp='1271362069' post='463787'] [quote name='TheyCallMeDave' date='15 April 2010 - 01:02 PM' timestamp='1271361744' post='463783'] When my friends drink, I tell them no drinking and somking at the same time. I tell them the properties hookah glycerin is made from cause nausea, hallucinations, and vomiting when mixed with the chemical properties of ethanol. This is code for "That was a lie. The reason is because you're drunk and I don't want you to try and eat the coals, or knock the hookah over. Go sit the fuck down next to the fire." God, I love being the only one of my friends that knows what he's doing with hookah... [/quote] I totally get you, man. My friends and I are hammered yet I'm the only one who is careful enough to pack a new bowl because they're all retarded at it. Haha [/quote] I'll plus one to that. [/quote] solution: smoke nakhla....no effort needed... [/quote] Unfortunantly, it's not the packing technique I'm worried about. It's them thinking that throwing my box of coconaras in the fire is an effective way to heat them all, so I never have to heat another coal again, and can just use the ones they threw in for my future bowls. I hate drunk people when I'm not. [/quote] Solution: get new friends... some effort needed... [/quote] Your heart is that of stone. Lol. Nah, I just tellem no smoking. They'll get over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSU Smoker Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 [quote name='delSol_si' date='14 April 2010 - 11:08 PM' timestamp='1271300887' post='463696'] rule #9 Drink beer! blahh.. [/quote] lol drinking plus hookah is always a good combo...sometimes it leads to things like delsol's quote in my sig =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RingsMaster Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 its in my sig and most defiantly the greatest set of rules ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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