starlequin Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 What is black when new, red during use, and grey after use? Not the exact phrasing, but close. I can't believe I missed this today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineout Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 coal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeepItSimple Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 [quote name='fineout' date='20 April 2010 - 01:33 PM' timestamp='1271795630' post='464439'] coal [/quote] +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 What gets bigger as you remove material from it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSU Smoker Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 [quote name='Skoozle' date='20 April 2010 - 06:19 PM' timestamp='1271801964' post='464453'] What gets bigger as you remove material from it? [/quote] A hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delSol_si Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 [quote name='Skoozle' date='20 April 2010 - 05:19 PM' timestamp='1271801964' post='464453'] What gets bigger as you remove material from it? [/quote] my brain after a 6-pack? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Good answer! +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F16WarBird Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineout Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 with what tail/headwind, whats the frontal surface area, weight and angle of decent the bird is traveling at, give me those answers and ill getcha an answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSU Smoker Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 [quote name='F16WarBird' date='21 April 2010 - 12:53 AM' timestamp='1271825584' post='464527'] What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? [/quote] European swallow? 24 mph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSU Smoker Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 (edited) [quote name='F16WarBird' date='21 April 2010 - 12:53 AM' timestamp='1271825584' post='464527'] What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? [/quote] European swallow? 24 mph [quote name='fineout' date='21 April 2010 - 01:53 AM' timestamp='1271829191' post='464542'] with what tail/headwind, whats the frontal surface area, weight and angle of decent the bird is traveling at, give me those answers and ill getcha an answer [/quote] [url="http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/"]http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/[/url] someone beat you to preforming some calculations =) Edited April 21, 2010 by PSU Smoker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSU Smoker Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 (edited) Riddle Numero Uno: What stinks when living and smells good when dead? (no using google you cheaters!) and number 2.... [font="Verdana"] I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? [/font] Edited April 21, 2010 by PSU Smoker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Answers: Numero Uno - I cheated and googled, and don't agree with the answer. Ha! So, I'll leave this one open. Number 2: No...I can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delSol_si Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 [quote name='Arcane' date='21 April 2010 - 07:17 PM' timestamp='1271895437' post='464738'] Answers: Numero Uno - I cheated and googled, and don't agree with the answer. Ha! So, I'll leave this one open. [/quote] agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryno Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 How far can one run into the woods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 [quote name='ryno' date='21 April 2010 - 08:29 PM' timestamp='1271906968' post='464770'] How far can one run into the woods? [/quote] halfway then you are running out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechAnt Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 One plane leaves New York going 500mph and, at the same time, a plane leaves Paris going 650 mph. Which plane is closer to Paris when they meet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F16WarBird Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 [quote name='MechAnt' date='23 April 2010 - 09:03 AM' timestamp='1272002614' post='465044'] One plane leaves New York going 500mph and, at the same time, a plane leaves Paris going 650 mph. Which plane is closer to Paris when they meet? [/quote] Lasagna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellydancerakn Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 [quote name='F16WarBird' date='23 April 2010 - 12:07 AM' timestamp='1272006465' post='465055'] [quote name='MechAnt' date='23 April 2010 - 09:03 AM' timestamp='1272002614' post='465044'] One plane leaves New York going 500mph and, at the same time, a plane leaves Paris going 650 mph. Which plane is closer to Paris when they meet? [/quote] Lasagna. [/quote] Nope...42! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F16WarBird Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 [quote name='bellydancerakn' date='23 April 2010 - 10:28 AM' timestamp='1272007699' post='465057'] [quote name='F16WarBird' date='23 April 2010 - 12:07 AM' timestamp='1272006465' post='465055'] [quote name='MechAnt' date='23 April 2010 - 09:03 AM' timestamp='1272002614' post='465044'] One plane leaves New York going 500mph and, at the same time, a plane leaves Paris going 650 mph. Which plane is closer to Paris when they meet? [/quote] Lasagna. [/quote] Nope...42! [/quote] I thought that was the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delSol_si Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 [quote name='MechAnt' date='23 April 2010 - 01:03 AM' timestamp='1272002614' post='465044'] One plane leaves New York going 500mph and, at the same time, a plane leaves Paris going 650 mph. Which plane is closer to Paris when they meet? [/quote] they may never meet, if they are both going north, they will never meet. Heck, it would probably be pretty hard for them to meet. but, given that they do meet, they would be the same distance from paris since...well, they are in the same spot when they meet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallMeDave Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 Here's a few riddles I love. ----------- I live above a star, and yet I do not burn I have eleven neighbors, and yet none of them turn I am visited in sequence, first or last or in between PQRS are my initials, now tell me what I mean ----------- What can go up a chimmney down, but not down a chimmney up? ----------- A mother gave birth to twin boys, but they were born in different years and on different days. And no, the boys are not part of 2 sets. How can this be possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 [quote name='TheyCallMeDave' date='23 April 2010 - 06:23 PM' timestamp='1272083019' post='465197'] Here's a few riddles I love. ----------- I live above a star, and yet I do not burn I have eleven neighbors, and yet none of them turn I am visited in sequence, first or last or in between PQRS are my initials, now tell me what I mean ----------- What can go up a chimmney down, but not down a chimmney up? ----------- A mother gave birth to twin boys, but they were born in different years and on different days. And no, the boys are not part of 2 sets. How can this be possible? [/quote] 1. 7 on an older type phone 2. What's a "chimmney up"? If the up isn't supposed to be there, then "Smoke?" 3. They were born on during the changing of the new year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallMeDave Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 [quote name='Arcane' date='24 April 2010 - 12:45 AM' timestamp='1272084306' post='465199'] [quote name='TheyCallMeDave' date='23 April 2010 - 06:23 PM' timestamp='1272083019' post='465197'] Here's a few riddles I love. ----------- I live above a star, and yet I do not burn I have eleven neighbors, and yet none of them turn I am visited in sequence, first or last or in between PQRS are my initials, now tell me what I mean ----------- What can go up a chimmney down, but not down a chimmney up? ----------- A mother gave birth to twin boys, but they were born in different years and on different days. And no, the boys are not part of 2 sets. How can this be possible? [/quote] 1. 7 on an older type phone 2. What's a "chimmney up"? If the up isn't supposed to be there, then "Smoke?" 3. They were born on during the changing of the new year. [/quote] Good job on one and three. Two, however, is phrased exactly how it should be. what can go up a chimmney (while it's) down, but not down a chimmney (while it's) up? The answer? An Umbrella. Unless you pulled really hard on the down while up part... Which defeats the purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 nice...my turn!!! What's the next line? 1 1-1 2-1 1-2-1-1 1-1-1-2-2-1 3-1-2-2-1-1 1-3-1-1-2-2-2-1 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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