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People have lost their minds these days. They'll do anything to get drunk.[url="http://www.mid-day.com/specials/2010/jun/200610-vodka-eyeballing-dangerous-trends-alcohol-youngsters.htm"]
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That is the dumbest thing I have ever seen.

These will be the same kids years from now, stealing old vinyl records and melting them to get the alcohol out of them.
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Lmao!!! Did people actually DO that?????
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or squeezing out sterno in cheesecloth. The legend had it the cheesecloth will filter out the bad alcohol and make it drinkable. This caused any number of deaths.

The vaporizing alcohol thing is not new. People talk about putting booze in their bases on the forum all the time and getting drunk off the fumes as it bubbles in the base. The machine has been and gone here in the US.

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9903EFD81230F93BA35753C1A9609C8B63
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what happened to the good ol way of getting drunk? lol On Spike Tv this show called Manswers was doing an episode of how to get drunk the fastest. They said by doing an hand stand or upside down, you pour alcohol into your butt hole. This hits your bloodstream faster which results in quicker intoxication. I've never tried it and never will, my booty hole is exit only.
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funny thing is i thought i was going to open that link and find them speaking of a different way that my mom told me kids were getting drunk these days. She's a high school teacher and told me the kids are soaking tampons in alcohol and sticking them in their pelvic range holes (male or female) and sit and class and get wasted. This is even crazier to me. There is no chance i'll be putting vodka close to my eyes!
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Whatever happened to raiding your parent's liquor cabinet,or getting someone older to buy it????

Being drunk is not even wonderful enough to do some of the things people are doing now.

I have to cosign DelSol on this one. I hope the people in this article never reproduce. Maybe natural selection will get them, but somehow, I doubt it.
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Eeeeewww @ poncho's response. Edited by thatonethere
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to bad natural selection is not around anymore seems each generation of kids gets stupider and stupider .I read a article that IQ points were suposedly increasing 5 each new generation im starting to think that article lied. Kids these days do all sorts of crazy things to get drunk and high. Like using air dusters . Damn shame .
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I am a recovering alcoholic now for 15 years. I drank steadily and alcoholically for 35 years(plus various drugs) Its amazing i am alive. Yet, I never tried any other method of imbibing other than drinking from a glass with a few ice cubes. i never understood beer funneling devices. My mission was always to get drunk, I never drank one drink.
I've seen people die from the sterno thing and I've watched people drink Nyquil and Listerine to get high. Of course i managed early on to get into the bar biz where you basically drink free with lots of other drunks. Of course I do not remember anything about the 80's, the decade was a giant blackout. Somehow, even back then, the thought of vodka in the eyes or booze soaked tampons up my butt would have been out of the question. i imagine it would kind of ruin your chances with the females of the species, if you had to excuse yourself to change your tampon.
I see more fodder for the darwin awards developing here.!:tsktsk::tsktsk: Edited by delSol_si
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ive done the hookah thing before... didnt like it.

As to the eyeball and inhaler.. really? lol thats just weird man, how would u feel running around a party pouring vodka into your eye...

idiots.

Also have done a "chilly willy" on a dare, flip a shotglass pour vodka into the crater on the bottom and then sniff it up your nose, it burned, did nothing for me, and i made sure to punch at least 3 frat brothers who suggested i do it nice and hard lol
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i saw dennis leary talking about this on some late night show my gf watches.
1. what jackass thought this was a good idea?
2. alcohol can fuck up membranes that need to stay moist to work properly...ie...YOUR EYE
3. if i ever see someone doing that i am kicking them in the balls/clitoris just to teach them a lesson about being a blatant flaming asshole.
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[quote name='Cp44' date='21 June 2010 - 09:11 AM' timestamp='1277129508' post='472311']
what happened to the good ol way of getting drunk? lol On Spike Tv this show called Manswers was doing an episode of how to get drunk the fastest. They said by doing an hand stand or upside down, you pour alcohol into your butt hole. This hits your bloodstream faster which results in quicker intoxication. I've never tried it and never will, my booty hole is exit only.
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lol, yeah. There was a segment on 1000 Ways to Die about this guy who got his wife to pour a bottle of scotch or something into this rectum in order to get drunk, and he died of alcohol poisoning because it bypassed the liver and everything else important. Dumb shit if you ask me.
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[quote name='mtizzle' date='22 June 2010 - 10:55 PM' timestamp='1277265338' post='472553']
[quote name='Cp44' date='21 June 2010 - 09:11 AM' timestamp='1277129508' post='472311']
what happened to the good ol way of getting drunk? lol On Spike Tv this show called Manswers was doing an episode of how to get drunk the fastest. They said by doing an hand stand or upside down, you pour alcohol into your butt hole. This hits your bloodstream faster which results in quicker intoxication. I've never tried it and never will, my booty hole is exit only.
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lol, yeah. There was a segment on 1000 Ways to Die about this guy who got his wife to pour a bottle of scotch or something into this rectum in order to get drunk, and he died of alcohol poisoning because it bypassed the liver and everything else important. Dumb shit if you ask me.
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Agreed. Also, a good show. :)
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