The Gargoyle Letters

[Sapphire]

[size="2"][font="Arial Black"]VERY FUNNY Banter Letters ! You gotta read this ! lol I LOVE how this guy responds to his idiot neighbors in both letters. [/font]

[i]Loyal Surf Reporter [b]Chris from Boone, NC[/b] recently purchased a house and moved into a new neighborhood in Boone, where he's apparently made quite the first impression. Obviously concerned that Ugly Southern Stereotypes are beginning to die out, the neighbors have banded together and concluded that Chris and his family are, in fact, smoking on the devil's johnson. What follows is the letter received from the homeowner's association, and Chris's response. As hard as it may be to believe, I promise you that I haven't added anything for comedic effect... this is the real deal.

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[NitetimeReign]

All I got to say is wow, and I'm still shaking my head and smiling...LOL

[joytron]

hahah i love it....


silly Christians.

[mustafabey]

these folks are alive and well in the mountains of SW Virginia, which is probably why I don't get invited to community events. The local preacher tried to convert me to christianity(his version which accepts the bible as the most current up to date history and science text) Fortunately we dn't have a home owners association around here but I understand they have a chapter of the guys in white sheets.

[thatonethere]

This is hillarious! I love how he explains to them about how road kill and lightening come into existance.

[Josh Hamilton]

[quote][font="Verdana"][size="2"]I would like to file a formal complaint about several yards in the neighborhood. The guy down at 152 has grass that’s over two feet tall. What’s he growing in there? The woman at 138 has a saddle and stirrups decorating her mailbox. What is that all about? I, for one, am not a cowboy, do not like cowboys and find it horrifying how the cowboys treated the Indians and Tom Landry. That guy was the only coach they ever had. Once they fired him, he died. Was that fair? I find cowboys to be highly offensive. Don’t get me started on the pink flamingos in the Whitley yard.[/size][/font][/quote]


I like this...he is so funny

and also this

[quote][font="Verdana"][size="2"]See you in hell,[/size][/font]

[font="Verdana"][size="2"]Love,[/size][/font]

[font="Verdana"][size="2"]Chris XXXXX[/size][/font]

[i][font="Verdana"][size="2"]Chris has promised to keep us updated on any further developments which, I predict, will include torches, pitchforks, and boiling oil in the dead of night. Stay tuned...[/size][/font][/i]

[i][font="Verdana"][size="2"]And, as promised, further developments![/size][/font][/i][/quote]

and this

[quote][font="Verdana"][size="2"]As always, love,

Chris XXXXX
The Satan loving, electricity burning tree killer.[/size][/font][/quote]

[agunn1231]

I like those letters. They made my day better

[TheScotsman]

Ah, yes, now I remember why I moved out of the fools.


Homeowner's assn is the biggest PITA one can imagine. A bunch of busy-bodies with nothing to do but try to make sure everyone else lives by their standards.

Loved the letters, I think I could relate to that guy well. I can appreciate/respect his well-rounded use of scarcasim... a man after my own heart. I bet he gets called an ass allot - not that I am speaking from experience, or anything.