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Tuesday night i went to the Slash Concert at a casino's outside venue....i was drinking all night starting with 2 shots of crown, 4 guiness in the casino ($4.50 for a guiness is unreal anywhere....) and outside at the venue it was $6 a beer so i only had like 4-5 but the ammount of time i had them in really wasnt alot...so i was smashed and i wanted to go to the casino afterwards


upon entering THE LOBBY a Police Officer asked me if i had been drinking and i said i have and he talked me for maybe another 4 seconds and told me...

I was too drunk to enter a casino! not even gamble, just enter the floor itself....

ne body else have some awsome story?
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After 35 years of hard drinking, I recall many times when i have be told I couldn't...but I did. So I have spent time in jail(not so bad till you sober up) and have had the shit beaten out of me a few times(not so bad till you sober up). I have gone thru red lights and windshields, woken up with some of the largest women on the planet, driven miles till the gas ran out while stuck in ditch in Wilmington,NC( I had help on that one.) But I knew a guy once, from New York, went on a couple of days long drunk and woke up in France and married. He never told me if she was one of the largest women on the planet, but I'd bet big bucks she was.
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[quote name='mustafabey' timestamp='1285357261' post='483047']
After 35 years of hard drinking, I recall many times when i have be told I couldn't...but I did. So I have spent time in jail(not so bad till you sober up) and have had the shit beaten out of me a few times(not so bad till you sober up). I have gone thru red lights and windshields, woken up with some of the largest women on the planet, driven miles till the gas ran out while stuck in ditch in Wilmington,NC( I had help on that one.) But I knew a guy once, from New York, went on a couple of days long drunk and woke up in France and married. He never told me if she was one of the largest women on the planet, but I'd bet big bucks she was.
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Holey Mother of God.....THOSE are some drunk stories, damn....my situation isnt nearly as awsome now in comparison....well played
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about 2 years ago at my best friends party was drinking heavly gotten sic and one of our other frinds took me to the room to make shure i was alright well one thing led to another and i was face down in her crotch as her friends busted in the door , she was embarrassed I was a ninja behind the door. The next day after putting some faded memory's together i asked her about last night and apparently i was too drunk to fuck but not to make go down on her .
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I like where this thread could go.
To drunk to....
-have a chat with the cops(i did anyway, luckily for me it was a lady cop and she thought i was charming)
-walk across the street
-keep drinking
-set up the hookah
-drive
-jump through the bonfire
-walk home
-function
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One of way to many stories I have about my drinking days. All night out with some friends partying..ok it was mostly me doing the partying..lmao Wasn't far from my house so I walked. Well wasn't far til I tried walking back barely being able to stand..lol Any was to drunk to find my house at first after I left on foot. Then when I finally did make it to my house. I couldn't find my door, sooo needless to say by this time after just making it too my house and yard I was like screw it I'm sleeping outside. Had many crazy stories like this. Wow those were the days :)
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Back around 1980 I had rolled into NYC and met this blue haired punkette named Dawn. We got a room at an old residency hotel on West79th st called the Lucerne. We were both 24hr drinkers and one night decided for a hot bath with candlelight etc. The hotel was old and had a giant bathtub. We turned on the water and went to the bed to wait for the tub to fill. We got frisky and had an extended session in the bed. When we finally were finished there was 6" of water everywhere. We packed up and got the hell outta there via the fire escape
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[quote name='Dr. B' timestamp='1285635032' post='483351']
Too drunk to....

Ever stay at the Days Inn on I-35 in south Austin again in my life.
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TOO FUNNY!

I was too messed up to play darts, but then again, nobody should be chunking darts across a room when they see two of everything.

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Yet another Hokie has bit the dust by falling off an apartment balcony. It happened saturday night, it always happens saturday night. Virginia Tech has had its share of deaths in recent years, but every year a few drunks fall off balconies during parties are are found the next morning under bushes.
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To drunk to know what I was drinking.

I was swiggin the 151 hard core..so I was pretty drunk already when someone offered me some Honey Burbon. I took the drink and ran around telling everyone to try my
" honey in a cup " and for the rest of the night I just kept saying " honey in a cup... honey in a cup"
I got so dunk someone eventually took my "honey cup" and replaced it with water. But I kept thinking it was honey booze in my cup. LOL !
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  • 2 weeks later...
i once got too drunk to get my finger out of the mouth of a bottle......in our drunken genius we decided wed break it with a hammer, that was the best way at the time....
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Too Drunk to remember to put my pants on to get check the mail at 5 am....the cop that drove by thought it was pretty funny though thank god
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[quote name='Naten' timestamp='1286827369' post='484684']
Too drunk to feel pain. Thought it was a good idea to get a homemade tattoo with a sewing needle and india ink. Ended up with a hookah etched on my theigh
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Haha. You're not regretting that, are you??
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[quote name='Naten' timestamp='1286827369' post='484684']
Too drunk to feel pain. Thought it was a good idea to get a homemade tattoo with a sewing needle and india ink. Ended up with a hookah etched on my theigh


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Need some pics!
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