SaintPendulous Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Tuesday night i went to the Slash Concert at a casino's outside venue....i was drinking all night starting with 2 shots of crown, 4 guiness in the casino ($4.50 for a guiness is unreal anywhere....) and outside at the venue it was $6 a beer so i only had like 4-5 but the ammount of time i had them in really wasnt alot...so i was smashed and i wanted to go to the casino afterwards upon entering THE LOBBY a Police Officer asked me if i had been drinking and i said i have and he talked me for maybe another 4 seconds and told me... I was too drunk to enter a casino! not even gamble, just enter the floor itself.... ne body else have some awsome story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustafabey Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 After 35 years of hard drinking, I recall many times when i have be told I couldn't...but I did. So I have spent time in jail(not so bad till you sober up) and have had the shit beaten out of me a few times(not so bad till you sober up). I have gone thru red lights and windshields, woken up with some of the largest women on the planet, driven miles till the gas ran out while stuck in ditch in Wilmington,NC( I had help on that one.) But I knew a guy once, from New York, went on a couple of days long drunk and woke up in France and married. He never told me if she was one of the largest women on the planet, but I'd bet big bucks she was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintPendulous Posted September 24, 2010 Author Share Posted September 24, 2010 [quote name='mustafabey' timestamp='1285357261' post='483047'] After 35 years of hard drinking, I recall many times when i have be told I couldn't...but I did. So I have spent time in jail(not so bad till you sober up) and have had the shit beaten out of me a few times(not so bad till you sober up). I have gone thru red lights and windshields, woken up with some of the largest women on the planet, driven miles till the gas ran out while stuck in ditch in Wilmington,NC( I had help on that one.) But I knew a guy once, from New York, went on a couple of days long drunk and woke up in France and married. He never told me if she was one of the largest women on the planet, but I'd bet big bucks she was. [/quote] Holey Mother of God.....THOSE are some drunk stories, damn....my situation isnt nearly as awsome now in comparison....well played Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezxen Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 about 2 years ago at my best friends party was drinking heavly gotten sic and one of our other frinds took me to the room to make shure i was alright well one thing led to another and i was face down in her crotch as her friends busted in the door , she was embarrassed I was a ninja behind the door. The next day after putting some faded memory's together i asked her about last night and apparently i was too drunk to fuck but not to make go down on her . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Secks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucy Ford Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 I like where this thread could go. To drunk to.... -have a chat with the cops(i did anyway, luckily for me it was a lady cop and she thought i was charming) -walk across the street -keep drinking -set up the hookah -drive -jump through the bonfire -walk home -function Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NitetimeReign Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 One of way to many stories I have about my drinking days. All night out with some friends partying..ok it was mostly me doing the partying..lmao Wasn't far from my house so I walked. Well wasn't far til I tried walking back barely being able to stand..lol Any was to drunk to find my house at first after I left on foot. Then when I finally did make it to my house. I couldn't find my door, sooo needless to say by this time after just making it too my house and yard I was like screw it I'm sleeping outside. Had many crazy stories like this. Wow those were the days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsytheowl Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 [quote name='Travis' timestamp='1285379747' post='483073'] Secks [/quote] haha whiskey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. B Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Too drunk to.... Ever stay at the Days Inn on I-35 in south Austin again in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustafabey Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Back around 1980 I had rolled into NYC and met this blue haired punkette named Dawn. We got a room at an old residency hotel on West79th st called the Lucerne. We were both 24hr drinkers and one night decided for a hot bath with candlelight etc. The hotel was old and had a giant bathtub. We turned on the water and went to the bed to wait for the tub to fill. We got frisky and had an extended session in the bed. When we finally were finished there was 6" of water everywhere. We packed up and got the hell outta there via the fire escape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 [quote name='Dr. B' timestamp='1285635032' post='483351'] Too drunk to.... Ever stay at the Days Inn on I-35 in south Austin again in my life. [/quote] TOO FUNNY! I was too messed up to play darts, but then again, nobody should be chunking darts across a room when they see two of everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Too drunk to get it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustafabey Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Yet another Hokie has bit the dust by falling off an apartment balcony. It happened saturday night, it always happens saturday night. Virginia Tech has had its share of deaths in recent years, but every year a few drunks fall off balconies during parties are are found the next morning under bushes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphire Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 To drunk to know what I was drinking. I was swiggin the 151 hard core..so I was pretty drunk already when someone offered me some Honey Burbon. I took the drink and ran around telling everyone to try my " honey in a cup " and for the rest of the night I just kept saying " honey in a cup... honey in a cup" I got so dunk someone eventually took my "honey cup" and replaced it with water. But I kept thinking it was honey booze in my cup. LOL ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryno Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 To drunk to remember to smoke hookah. Put the coals on and didnt put the hose in and forgot about it. The hookah was right in front of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintPendulous Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 i once got too drunk to get my finger out of the mouth of a bottle......in our drunken genius we decided wed break it with a hammer, that was the best way at the time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 too drunk to exercise my right to remain silent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SneakyPete Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Too drunk to remember shoes are a priority when it is -40 degrees... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Too drunk to: Hate ANYBODY...... I love you man...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintPendulous Posted October 10, 2010 Author Share Posted October 10, 2010 Too Drunk to remember to put my pants on to get check the mail at 5 am....the cop that drove by thought it was pretty funny though thank god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naten Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Too drunk to feel pain. Thought it was a good idea to get a homemade tattoo with a sewing needle and india ink. Ended up with a hookah etched on my theigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsytheowl Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 [quote name='Naten' timestamp='1286827369' post='484684'] Too drunk to feel pain. Thought it was a good idea to get a homemade tattoo with a sewing needle and india ink. Ended up with a hookah etched on my theigh [/quote] Haha. You're not regretting that, are you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryno Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 [quote name='Naten' timestamp='1286827369' post='484684'] Too drunk to feel pain. Thought it was a good idea to get a homemade tattoo with a sewing needle and india ink. Ended up with a hookah etched on my theigh [/quote] Need some pics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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