angemonkwj Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 QUOTE (DarthHookah)another carlin- "next person to say bada boom bada bing is gettin kicked right in the fuckin nuts! 'bada BOOM, motherfucker! wanna try for bada bing?" I love that one!!!! I was just listening to that one last night on yahoo music!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samildanach Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 what about this one form Jack Dee " I hate people who think its funny to take drugs.....like Customs Offficers.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angemonkwj Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 here's another Carlin. "I do not understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal, fucking is legal. Why isnt selling fucking legal. In the military they give you a medal for spraying napalm, civilian life you go to jail for getting a orgasm!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cypherkk Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 egomania isn't a disease... It's a tool, like a gun or and alligator. its not pretty being easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cameron Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 I like the UPS guy cuz he's a drug dealer and he dont even know it. And he's always on time. -Mitch Hedberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shimshamsam Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 i got an ant farm... those fuckers cant grow shit.- Mitch Hedburg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angemonkwj Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 "I can levitate birds, but no one cares."- Steven Wright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sicklecow Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 - I swear to drunk I'm not God.- What if hypothetical questions didn't exist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shimshamsam Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 people say i have ADD but they just don't... HEY LOOK A CHICKEN!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cameron Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 im against protesting, but i dont know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevehookah Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 I am glad I don't have a Memory Foam mattress.Some nights, I'd rather forget.-ok, it's a 2 liner- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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