Miss Crafted Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Subject: Questions WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?” HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” WIFE: “Why not - don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND: “Of course I do.” WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?” HUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again.” WIFE: “You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: “Would you live in our house?” HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.” WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?” HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?” WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?” HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.” WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?” HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.” WIFE: “Would she use my golf clubs?” HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.” WIFE: - - - silence - - HUSBAND: “F**k” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatonethere Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushrat Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 heh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RingsMaster Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 pretty funny i must admit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cp44 Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 i giggled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustafabey Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Most women have a talent, that if they take the time to hone can catch us lying ass mother f..kers everytime. Rarely, if ever did I cheat on g/f and get away with it, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rani Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 [quote name='mustafabey' timestamp='1287465834' post='485526'] Most women have a talent, that if they take the time to hone can catch us lying ass mother f..kers everytime. Rarely, if ever did I cheat on g/f and get away with it, [/quote] Let me tell you a story........ My now ex of several years ago was a musician. He had just moved in and was cleaning up groupie, ahem, "issues". (At that particular point in time he was deep in a custody battle for his kids and not prone to getting caught doing anything that could haunt him in court. - so he was actually behaving himself.) Someone in particular who'd been coming to the club and becoming a serious nuisance he'd been caught with before I met him by the mother of his kids. I didn't know the history at the time, I just knew she was becoming a pain in the ass at the club. One night I stayed home during a mid-week gig. I came awake out of a dead sound sleep at exactly 3:16 a.m. pissed off as hell and not knowing why. Took me an hour to get back to sleep. Later the next morning, we figured out it was the exact moment he was walking up her walkway to knock on her door. Even though it was completely innocent, woman's intuition kicked in big time, even while sound asleep. We always know. Just because a women doesn't confront you, doesn't mean you ain't busted. We always know. Always. 'Rani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rani Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 [quote name='mustafabey' timestamp='1287465834' post='485526'] Most women have a talent, that if they take the time to hone can catch us lying ass mother f..kers everytime. Rarely, if ever did I cheat on g/f and get away with it, [/quote] By the way, I find men are actually more honest than women. Men will answer a question with a question, sidetrack and shuffle any way they can rather than come out with a straight lie. Only when absolutely backed into a corner with they come out with a blatant lie. Women on the other hand have the capacity to look you straight in the eye and lie through their teeth. Without hesitation, without flinching, without batting an eye. 'Rani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Crafted Posted October 19, 2010 Author Share Posted October 19, 2010 And that's why we are the 'fairer' sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NitetimeReign Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 That was pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venger Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 lying is an art. some people are very good at it. other are not. I am the former but I never use my powers for evil. Just mischief. Ray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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