Chreees Posted November 1, 2010 Author Share Posted November 1, 2010 I'll combine the threads... how's that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted January 24, 2013 Author Share Posted January 24, 2013 I dreamed the other night that I received my Tokel Canary and it was the most beautiful hookah I had ever laid my eyes upon. I excitedly packed a bowl and smoked it. It was the smoothest, best smoke I ever had... Then the damn alarm clock woke me up... The best dreams are always the shortest, interrupted ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 No shit, I had a dream the other night that scared me. So, in my dream I went back to Michigan to visit my folks. While out there of course I had to go to my favorite longe to catch up with my friends. Well, as I walk in I notice that the owners now are all different. Instead of Marvin and his crew, it is now run by a couple of jersey shore thugs. The place is empty and the music playing is a mix of static and teletubby type sounds. I feel guilty for brining my friends here so we go to smoke at this lounge regardless. We order our stuff and wait for them to being the stuff out. Bro#1 brings us our pipe, while bro#2 puts unlit QL'S on the bowl and attempts to light it. I freak out inside my head but still remain calm. The guy then moves out of my eyesight, and see that we are smoking out of some very thin, cheap, dented, rusted, bright puke yellow pipe. I flipped out on the bros after that. I woke up a few moments after that, freaking alarm went off. As I woke up, I remembered thinking ... Wtf, did I really just dream of hookah?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted January 24, 2013 Author Share Posted January 24, 2013 That sir, is not a dream... that is a nightmare! I'm sorry you had to experience that. Seriously, you should be awarded free Tangiers and coconut coals for your suffering. Maybe even a new pipe! [size=1]Chreees does not provide this compensation for suffering from said hookah nightmare.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I will let meyfiancée know that I am entitled to some tang and more coal. I think I have an early on set PTHD post traumatic hookah disorder now. I can't sleep with having my nawras in the room, and a pre packed bowl ready to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted January 24, 2013 Author Share Posted January 24, 2013 [quote name='Nerdy' timestamp='1359055376' post='569496'] I will let meyfiancée know that I am entitled to some tang and more coal. I think I have an early on set PTHD post traumatic hookah disorder now. I can't sleep with having my nawras in the room, and a pre packed bowl ready to go. [/quote] Spoken like a true hookah smoker. I'll be honest with you... I think I have to bring my Nawras Spear to the hotel with me not because I have to smoke it, but simply because I can't bring myself to put it in storage and go months without seeing her. We have a bond that my wife could never and will never understand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 (edited) I know what you mean. The niece and nephew were over this past weekend and they were playing in the living room with a rolling chair, and one time they fell from the chair, the chair rolled back towards the nawras, I freaked. My heart hurt just thinking what might happen next. Luckily the chair stopped just shy of the base. I processed to tell the kids to play in the bedroom with the exercise ball and to stay away from the "shiny things" next to the fireplace. The hardest part was trying to hide the look of anger, sadness, sorrow and fear from everyone in the room, while watching the chair slow motion towards the pipe. I say you bring it up with you. It's not hurting anything, plus it's art on that genie base. P.S - sell me the genie base. Edited January 24, 2013 by Nerdy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted January 24, 2013 Author Share Posted January 24, 2013 Lol! Unfortunately the genie vase is in storage. I have the Nawras Spear and my trumpet that I will be bringing with me. And my new Turk when it arrives, of course. To keep everything in one box, I couldn't put the genie in there. I just hope I won't need to set up two pipes before I am able to get the rest of my hookah goods back out of storage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 [quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1359060503' post='569507'] Lol! Unfortunately the genie vase is in storage. I have the Nawras Spear and my trumpet that I will be bringing with me. And my new Turk when it arrives, of course. To keep everything in one box, I couldn't put the genie in there. I just hope I won't need to set up two pipes before I am able to get the rest of my hookah goods back out of storage... [/quote] So, where can I send my down payment for the genie? I'm in no rush. It's safe in storage. I can wait 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted January 24, 2013 Author Share Posted January 24, 2013 Damn man, you really want that thing, don't you? Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 [quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1359065219' post='569516'] Damn man, you really want that thing, don't you? Lol. [/quote] What gives you that impression? I have a genie on my nawras already but it's a bigger one and not quite as sexiful as the one yours is on. I might have to put the exotica on the genie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted January 24, 2013 Author Share Posted January 24, 2013 You see the new genie bohos Mark just got in? I think your Nawras would look quite sexy on one of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crhiss Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 No hookah dreams for me... But I've been told by my girlfriend and friends that I sleep talk. Just the other week I heard my girlfriend sleep talk for the first time... Asking something about ice cream. Have no idea what she was saying lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 [quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1359070911' post='569536'] You see the new genie bohos Mark just got in? I think your Nawras would look quite sexy on one of those. [/quote] I know. All in due time good sir. Need to justify it with the lady first. Hope she understands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted January 25, 2013 Author Share Posted January 25, 2013 [quote name='Nerdy' timestamp='1359091853' post='569583'] [quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1359070911' post='569536'] You see the new genie bohos Mark just got in? I think your Nawras would look quite sexy on one of those. [/quote] I know. All in due time good sir. Need to justify it with the lady first. Hope she understands. [/quote] Tell her to buy something of around the same value, or buy it for her. There ya go- justified boho purchase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 I was sleeping next to my new ladyfriend the other night after a long night at a party. And all I kept dreaming about was smoking hookah.. She doesn't like hookah, so I felt like I couldn't smoke.. I was sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryno Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 [quote name='Crhiss' timestamp='1359071521' post='569539'] No hookah dreams for me... But I've been told by my girlfriend and friends that I sleep talk. Just the other week I heard my girlfriend sleep talk for the first time... Asking something about ice cream. Have no idea what she was saying lol [/quote] ...When the fuck did we get ice cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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