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[quote name='mustafabey' timestamp='1289683080' post='488204']
[quote name='Miss Crafted' timestamp='1289680691' post='488200']
I would love to be a shifter. Changing in to mist/ vapor, animals, other people.
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I have been accused of being a shape shifter, and my girlfriend is not fond of my "shifting"
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Oh dear! Why not? Shifting is a wonderful thing. c:
That cat below is what I would probably look like majority of the time.


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[quote name='Miss Crafted' timestamp='1289684891' post='488209']
[quote name='mustafabey' timestamp='1289683080' post='488204']
[quote name='Miss Crafted' timestamp='1289680691' post='488200']
I would love to be a shifter. Changing in to mist/ vapor, animals, other people.
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I have been accused of being a shape shifter, and my girlfriend is not fond of my "shifting"
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Oh dear! Why not? Shifting is a wonderful thing. c:
That cat below is what I would probably look like majority of the time.



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She can't keep up with "who" I am. As my shape shifting occasionally involves time travel, I believe she is still back in the French and Indian war while I am enjoying the gardens of Fatimid Cairo
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I would love to have a cock the size of a horse's...cmon we all watch porn and the guys with the huge junk always get first dibs, no sloppy seconds for them...and the girls go crazy over them...

and Chris, the ability here would be to be able to kill a yak from 200yards away, with bukkake.
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[quote name='r1v3th3ad' timestamp='1289685692' post='488215']
I would love to have a cock the size of a horse's...cmon we all watch porn and the guys with the huge junk always get first dibs, no sloppy seconds for them...and the girls go crazy over them...

and Chris, the ability here would be to be able to kill a yak from 200yards away, with bukkake.
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I would have to say, this is probably not a good one.
No matter how big you are, Whomever you're putting it in dictates if you're going to fit in her.
You might get the unfortunate extra inches hanging out of her....
That doesn't sound like ultimate sexing to me.


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[quote name='mustafabey' timestamp='1289685624' post='488214']
[quote name='Miss Crafted' timestamp='1289684891' post='488209']
[quote name='mustafabey' timestamp='1289683080' post='488204']
[quote name='Miss Crafted' timestamp='1289680691' post='488200']
I would love to be a shifter. Changing in to mist/ vapor, animals, other people.
[/quote]

I have been accused of being a shape shifter, and my girlfriend is not fond of my "shifting"
[/quote]
Oh dear! Why not? Shifting is a wonderful thing. c:
That cat below is what I would probably look like majority of the time.



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She can't keep up with "who" I am. As my shape shifting occasionally involves time travel, I believe she is still back in the French and Indian war while I am enjoying the gardens of Fatimid Cairo
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Mmmm, not a bad place to be ; D


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[quote name='ryno' timestamp='1289666553' post='488185']
Teleporting would be the best. Be like, "hey Chris the women are going out tonight, lets goto San Diego!"
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that would be awesome
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[quote name='ryno' timestamp='1289666553' post='488185']
Teleporting would be the best. Be like, "hey Chris the women are going out tonight, lets goto San Diego!"
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YES, WIN! I want this one.... NAOW!!!
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Although, my girl might go with us haha.
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[quote name='INCUBUSRATM' timestamp='1289635314' post='488163']
So you wanna be Seaman and get joked on when people pronounce it like semen... Oh, and can't forget Swallow, your bird companion.
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..... i might cry
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[quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1289758654' post='488287']
[quote name='INCUBUSRATM' timestamp='1289635314' post='488163']
So you wanna be Seaman and get joked on when people pronounce it like semen... Oh, and can't forget Swallow, your bird companion.
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..... i might cry
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:empathy2:
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My wife has a dwarf thumb. It's cute and little. I must admit I didn't read the thread so hopefully that has something to do with the subject at hand....


*slowly backs out of thread*
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i think being able to Hyper Extend and joint to any degree, without pain, and being able to bring it back without any damage....

so like if somebody was fuckin around and like grabbed your arm or something and pissed u off u could rip it into some fucked up position and scream and writhe in pain untill they feel horrible

then out it back and just smile and walk away....
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Folding time and space. One could travel anywhere or to any time instantly.
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Wings and a hollow but strong bone structure .I could fly and not break bones . weather there bird like wings ore more of bat wings iam unsure of .either way with wings i declare myself some sort of god and demand worship .more angelic looking wings would probably be better , ifi had bat like wings i would have goth kids worshiping me a s dark lord . Or the ability to restructure my molecules , then anything is possible
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"Neuro Regeneration" (see: Painkiller Jane)

Ability to heal from pretty much anything almost instantly.

And the Super Bonus to that....All my mental pathways never deteriorate, so the more i learn and read the smarter I get. Jump a couple dozen IQ points every year.

Can't die and super smart.

Yeah the series sucked but the concept was cool.
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[quote name='Stuie' timestamp='1290613412' post='489384']
"Neuro Regeneration" (see: Painkiller Jane)

Ability to heal from pretty much anything almost instantly.

And the Super Bonus to that....All my mental pathways never deteriorate, so the more i learn and read the smarter I get. Jump a couple dozen IQ points every year.

Can't die and super smart.

Yeah the series sucked but the concept was cool.
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I doubt whether I'd give up the ability to die, why get stuck in one place when creation is such a ginormous theme park!
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[quote name='Stuie' timestamp='1290613412' post='489384']
"Neuro Regeneration" (see: Painkiller Jane)

Ability to heal from pretty much anything almost instantly.

And the Super Bonus to that....All my mental pathways never deteriorate, so the more i learn and read the smarter I get. Jump a couple dozen IQ points every year.

Can't die and super smart.

Yeah the series sucked but the concept was cool.
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this is the one I want but I want the atomantium upgrade.never grow old never die.
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either something like John Oldman in the movie The Man From Earth

or i'd have wings...so i wouldnt have to worry about catching the train to school
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I would like shape shifting abilties. Or Jedi mind tricks...or the ability to teleport. Edited by thatonethere
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