nuschultz Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 So I went in to see the doctor. He basically told me I was on the path to destruction because I eat red meat, have high cholesterol, and smoke my hookah once a week.I think its crap that a man can't be a man anymore without it being unhealthy. I love red meat, and my hookah.Just an angry rant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catalyst Paintball Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Well, this dosnt look good for me either...Red Meat is my diatary staple. I sometimes like to mix it up and go for crab or lobster, but thats rare...I think if I just avoid going to the doctors, I wont have to hear the news first person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineSolitude Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 i smoke red meat in my hookahactually thats a lie in an attempt to be humorous. meat shisha, tangiers get on that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuschultz Posted July 19, 2006 Author Share Posted July 19, 2006 Yeah, I had to go get a yearly physical for work. Damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yashman19 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Don't feel bad. Just remember that everything will kill you, eventually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuschultz Posted July 19, 2006 Author Share Posted July 19, 2006 Yeah, true.Id rather not have a heart attack at 21 though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lakemonster Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 [quote]i smoke red meat in my hookah[/quote] lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Well, I was just enjoying some beef yogurt...a little later I was going to have some bacon and caper ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookahnoob Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Doctors Shmoctors.. Today I was enjoying a ice cold Pork Soda today and eating a spam and headcheese burger with a side of deep fried twinkies. I am as healthy as a horse. Something funny with my left arm but I am sure the tingeling is probably an old sports injury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scheetz Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 mmmm, steak and potatoes shisha. Really someone needs to come up with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scheetz Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 damn i forgot to add: well it seems like everything we eat now adays is unhealthy anyway. Red meat isnt good, lets see veggies arnt healthy when they are coated in chemicals. Ummm eggs and milk tend to change as to whether its healthy or not every month. oh and everything gives you cancer, i forgot about that. 10 years from now, its not smoking cigs that gives cancer, its the air we breathe. just smoking makes it happen faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 lol i dont know about the potatoes but some steak and shrimp would b good as f**k, lol i wouldnt eat i would just smoke that when i got hungry. sh*t its makin me hungry right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Perry Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 I smoke more than once a week. I smoke two, sometimes three times a day. I also ride my bike around 3 hours a day, and have noticed that.. it hasn't effecting my ability to be out in 90 degree weather on my bike for hours on end, or my ability to breath. After two years of smoking, half of which was fixing harsh hookahs in a hookah bar, I can say that it's not that huge of a deal. Funny though, obesity is a bigger health risk than hookahs, and doctors are more afraid to tell patients they're fat and unhealthy than to tell me to stop smoking shisha. Whaatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scheetz Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 your mouth would water like crazy when steak and shrimp hit your lips. i dont think that would help your hunger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 ok well it would help if i was thirsty though right? f**k it who cares just think about smoking some steak and shrimp shisha. in fact i want to learn how to make shisha and just sell weird flavors like that, u can pack 3 bowls a day, breakfast, lunch and dinner haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthEastSmoker Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 beef = good. shisha = good.. therefore shisha = beef. I win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HookahDuck Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 [quote name='Catalyst Paintball']Red Meat is my diatary staple. I sometimes like to mix it up and go for crab or lobster, but thats rare...[/quote]Crabs and Lobersters are red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macho555 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Hey, I know a place that makes a turkey and gravy soda, so why not a Thanksgiving Shisha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c4r80n Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 you only live once....enjoy life my friends...p.s. the doc is full of sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catalyst Paintball Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 [quote name='HookahDuck'][quote name='Catalyst Paintball']Red Meat is my diatary staple. I sometimes like to mix it up and go for crab or lobster, but thats rare...[/quote]Crabs and Lobersters are red. [/quote]I dont care what you say. In my mind, anything that comes from the sea is "healthy"I classify my "red meats" as..."If I poke it with a fork, and blood comes out, its red." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookahnoob Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Cranberry shishia for Thanksgiving. Egg Nogg for Christmas Marshmello Peeps for Easter Hot Dog flavor for the 4th of July Carnie Asada for Cinco De Mayo Candy Corn for Halloween... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkenWizard Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Just remember guys, when it's your time, it's your time. You can't stop fate. For all you know you might get hit by a car on your way to work tomorrow. Hookah makes me happy and it makes me feel good so I'm going to keep smoking. To me it makes my quality of life better. Well I need another beer, sorry for the rambling- after all I am the DrunkenWizard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGuy Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Tangiers, i really think you should do some investigation into savoury flavoured shisha. seriously. Was it walkers crisps that made lamb and mint sauce flavoured crisps, and they're gorgeous. I'm being 100% serious, i think you should, it really would be great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuschultz Posted July 20, 2006 Author Share Posted July 20, 2006 So yesterday I smoked a nice big bowl of Fumari Fruit Punch.I figure, I'll eventually die anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lakemonster Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 My labs from a recent Dr.'s visit came back in yesterday.. Since My last visit.... my hookah smoking has increased two-fold My cholesterol is down 50 points and my liver function has corrected itself. Its gotta be the shisha, right? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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