Jump to content

Visit To The Doctor


Recommended Posts

So I went in to see the doctor.  He basically told me I was on the path to destruction because I eat red meat, have high cholesterol, and smoke my hookah once a week.I think its crap that a man can't be a man anymore without it being unhealthy.  I love red meat, and my hookah.Just an angry rant.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Doctors Shmoctors..
Today I was  enjoying a ice cold Pork Soda today and eating a spam
and headcheese burger with a side of deep fried twinkies. I am as
healthy as a horse.

Something funny with my left arm but I am sure the tingeling is probably an old sports injury
Link to comment
Share on other sites

damn i forgot to add:

well it seems like everything we eat now adays is unhealthy anyway. Red
meat isnt good, lets see veggies arnt healthy when they are coated in
chemicals. Ummm eggs and milk tend to change as to whether its healthy
or not every month.

oh and everything gives you cancer, i forgot about that.

10 years from now, its not smoking cigs that gives cancer, its the air we breathe. just smoking makes it happen faster.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

lol i dont know about the potatoes but some steak and shrimp would b good as f**k, lol i wouldnt eat i would just smoke that when i got hungry. sh*t its makin me hungry right now
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I smoke more than once a week. I smoke two, sometimes three times a day. I also ride my bike around 3 hours a day, and have noticed that.. it hasn't effecting my ability to be out in 90 degree weather on my bike for hours on end, or my ability to breath. After two years of smoking, half of which was fixing harsh hookahs in a hookah bar, I can say that it's not that huge of a deal. Funny though, obesity is a bigger health risk than hookahs, and doctors are more afraid to tell patients they're fat and unhealthy than to tell me to stop smoking shisha. Whaatever.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

ok well it would help if i was thirsty though right? f**k it who cares just think about smoking some steak and shrimp shisha. in fact i want to learn how to make shisha and just sell weird flavors like that, u can pack 3 bowls a day, breakfast, lunch and dinner haha
Link to comment
Share on other sites

[quote name='HookahDuck'][quote name='Catalyst Paintball']Red Meat is my diatary staple. I sometimes like to mix it up and go for crab or lobster, but thats rare...[/quote]Crabs and Lobersters are red.
[/quote]I dont care what you say. In my mind, anything that comes from the sea is "healthy"I classify my "red meats" as..."If I poke it with a fork, and blood comes out, its red."
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just remember guys, when it's your time, it's your time.  You can't stop fate.  For all you know you might get hit by a car on your way to work tomorrow.  Hookah makes me happy and it makes me feel good so I'm going to keep smoking.  To me it makes my quality of life better.  Well I need another beer, sorry for the rambling- after all I am the DrunkenWizard.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Tangiers, i really think you should do some investigation into savoury flavoured shisha. seriously.
Was it walkers crisps that made lamb and mint sauce flavoured crisps, and they're gorgeous. I'm being 100% serious, i think you should, it really would be great.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

My labs from a recent Dr.'s visit came back in yesterday..
Since My last visit.... my hookah smoking has increased two-fold
My cholesterol is down 50 points and my liver function has corrected itself.
Its gotta be the shisha, right? lol
 
 
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...