TheyCallMeDave Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 There was a guy named Dave (that's what they call him, anyways), dirivng down a street at 45 miles per hour. Suddenly, an old fart blatently pulls out in front of him. Granted, this can be an easily avoidable problem if the puller-outer drives away quickly, that just makes it a close call. But, that isn't what happened. Dave slams on his brakes, and holds his horn down. The truck continues his course and speed. Attempting to swerve to the right, Dave's left bumper slams into the trucks tire and mid-section. Dave's front bumper is totalled, while the truck is left unharmed. Thank god for insurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Dude that sucks... The old fart should've gotten a ticket for failure to yield... did he? Either way, glad to see you're okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunn1231 Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Yeah, i am glad you are ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 (edited) Similar thing happened to me once. Except I was on a motorcycle. Old dude coming the other way turned left in front of me. I dragged my bike out of the street and went over to the geezer outraged. I was yelling "didn't you see me?" among other things. His response... Wait for it... He didn't hear me. WTF!? you drive with your ears?! He apoligizes and calmly drives away. I get on my bike as fast as I can, chase the old man (who apparently thought his apology would fix my bike) to his house. I finally got him to get on the phone with his insurance company to make sure I would be taken care of. During the course of all this, I discovered that he was weeks away from his 90th birthday. Sorry for the rant but every time I think about this, my blood boils. Oh yeah, glad you're ok, Dave. Edited February 6, 2011 by Skoozle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallMeDave Posted February 6, 2011 Author Share Posted February 6, 2011 Yeah I'm fine. I'm just hoping 1) I don't get the bad rap in this situation, and my insurance doesn't shoot through the roof and 2) after the deductions are calculated, I get enough insurance money to cover the damage. Oh well, this isn't the last wreck I'll be in. Just a part of life. I just hate bad drivers. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. B Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Once upon a time Dr. B was rolling into a wide intersection with his left turn signal on and an unprotected left showing on the traffic light. A car comes up from the opposite direction in its right lane and slows down. Thinking it may be making a turn without signaling, Dr. B slows down but continues through the intersection, beginning his left turn. The car slams on it's brakes and stops, leaving Dr. B blocking one lane with an oncoming car. Dr. B fires on the horn and the car does not move. Rather than get sideswiped by oncoming traffic, Dr. B flips the stopped car the bird and guns it past the stopped car. This was tonight. Grrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Once upon a time they gave Jess (joytron) a licence, he preceded to cause untold damage to the many cars (often parked) and curbs of Long Beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Once upon a time, INCUBUSRATM totaled both of his previous cars, a 1993 Ford Explorer and a 2004 Ford Mustang... both of which were not his fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 [quote name='INCUBUSRATM' timestamp='1296983603' post='496950'] Once upon a time, INCUBUSRATM totaled both of his previous cars, a 1993 Ford Explorer and a 2004 Ford Mustang... both of which were not his fault. [/quote] I know! Those trees definitely should not have been planted there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallMeDave Posted February 6, 2011 Author Share Posted February 6, 2011 [quote name='joytron' timestamp='1296983721' post='496951'] [quote name='INCUBUSRATM' timestamp='1296983603' post='496950'] Once upon a time, INCUBUSRATM totaled both of his previous cars, a 1993 Ford Explorer and a 2004 Ford Mustang... both of which were not his fault. [/quote] I know! Those trees definitely should not have been planted there! [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 [quote name='joytron' timestamp='1296983721' post='496951'] [quote name='INCUBUSRATM' timestamp='1296983603' post='496950'] Once upon a time, INCUBUSRATM totaled both of his previous cars, a 1993 Ford Explorer and a 2004 Ford Mustang... both of which were not his fault. [/quote] I know! Those trees definitely should not have been planted there! [/quote] Sad part is I'm actually serious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatonethere Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 Once upon a time, thatonethere went into Circuit City to take advantage of the going out of business sale. She comes out of the store, and sees a big circular shape dent in her front bumper. She thinks "wait a minute, that's not my car." She checks the plate and it is her car! She remembers the big ass truck that was parked in the spot in front of her, and realizes the trailer hitch on the truck hit her car and left. The panhandler who was standing outside of Circuit City didn't see a damn thing even though he was there when she went inside Circuit City. Thatonethere gets to deal with the big ass dent in her bumber that she didn't even do in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 Once upon I time, I dealt with bitches. Soon I found out they do be crazy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 Damn women! Tapatalk'd via iPhone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhineholt Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 [quote name='Arcane' timestamp='1301228223' post='503178'] Once upon I time, I dealt with bitches. Soon I found out they do be crazy. [/quote] Bitches be crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 Greg, that's Iain's line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 [quote name='INCUBUSRATM' timestamp='1301247320' post='503197'] Greg, that's Iain's line! [/quote] it is ok, cause it is very true. bitches do be crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhineholt Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 (edited) [quote name='INCUBUSRATM' timestamp='1301247320' post='503197'] Greg, that's Iain's line! [/quote] Idk who lain is! I got it from Parks and Recs.. [url="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xb8ztr_parks-and-recreation-i-m-just-a-gir_fun"]BITCHES BE CRAZY[/url] Edited March 27, 2011 by rhineholt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_c2Ko1BkKc"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_c2Ko1BkKc[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 im iain. i think the name says it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1301338185' post='503327'] im iain. i think the name says it..... [/quote] No no, the other Iain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 there is another iain that thinks bitches be crazy????? WHERE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Hehe. [IMG]http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p40/INCUBUSRATM/Funny%20pics%20and%20gifs/tumblr_lfar88vLju1qzh5j8o1_500.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 the joke is on you, chris. i have mindfucked you, which is why everything you do lately has been jersey shore themed. i win!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Actually, for this pic, I typed in "mindfucked" on Photobucket, and it was the first thing to pop up. Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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