htdsngup Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 So i am normally impatient and hate to acclimate my shisha. Just yesterday though i bought some Golder Al Fakher Grape from my overpriced local Persian Market so i decided i would let it acclimate, especially since it looked like it was sooooaked. well its been really humid here in VA and i decided to acclimate it outside cause i was going to smoke it later. Anyways, long story short, it was finally time to smoke me some crucial Golden AF Grape and i went outside to pack a bowl and i found ants all over my freakin shisha. Those mother f'ers! So i did what anyone i think many people would do...? i went ahead and smoked it anyway ahahahah. but after like the third pull, you kno how sometimes u get that ash in ur mouth thingy? i coudnt take it anymore, i kept imagining ants flying into my lungs. So yah, damnit i lost a 19dollar pack of shisha. Damn ants, all ants should die. or kill some spiders.. I HATE SPIDERS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c4r80n Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 aaaahahahahaha.sorry bro.next time just leave it inside your house, but I find al fakher to be forgivable in any condition...so I don't let it sit out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookahnoob Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 They probably layed ant spores and now they are in your lungs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGuy Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 as we speak he's probably on the flaw thrashing around because the ant eggs growing in his brain.You can get filters for "that ash in ur mouth thingy" - the lil red things from hookah-shisha.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Yeah, thats why I don't use honey or sugar in my tobacco...you can spread it around to keep out the bugs. Nicotine makes them run away...no nicotine (like AF), the bugs just love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGuy Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 nicotine is to bugs as cryptonite is to superman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuschultz Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Excellent analogy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceinIsrael Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 mmm Kryptonite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakescakes Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 yo, where did you find AF in virginia??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakescakes Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 hey, man where did you buy AF from here in Virginia??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
htdsngup Posted July 31, 2006 Author Share Posted July 31, 2006 U can get it at a place called persian market in sterling. Its about 17 for regular and 19 for golden. Theres not many flavors to choose from though. oh yah and their melon is 14 i dont kno y. i would say just goto pimpyourhookah.com if u want cheaper AF. Unless ur impatient like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioannisds Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 [img]http://www.creativescreenwriting.com/csdaily/csdart/images/2006-02-Feb/Alien-Chestburster(300w).jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeding_Heart1 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 that is the most random picture ive ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruddigger Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 That happened to my 250g tub of Romman strawberry, that I left inside close to my sliding glass door. It was probably the best batch of Romman I ever had too! [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROX8koDCmQQ&search=look%20around%20you"]Thanks, ants![/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioannisds Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 [quote name='Bleeding_Heart1']that is the most random picture ive ever seen.[/quote] I'm just sayin', what if those weren't ants he smoked? Maybe they were ALIEN PARASITES. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scheetz Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 lawl at the Ants bro. I think we need to step away from the sci-fi wacko ideas. [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/fms-herts/Images/lesbianthreadsave.jpg[/img]sorry if thats inapropriate, but we are mostly all over 18, so its nothing we havent seen before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calcartman Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 I'd smoke it. Ants dont like fire, my magnifying glass experiment proved it once and for all.Also; water will filter out ants; being heavier than air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioannisds Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 That's what I said. LESBIAN PARASITES. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 A sexually transmitted disease that only lesbians can spread...characterized by the random, unpredictible growth of nipples on the back, neck, face and arms. Ingenius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princesofpersia Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 haha, roflmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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