gunsboy Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 I have always wondered why most of hookah makers do the same mistakes the previous ones did, I guess it is just the evolution of a hookah.I want the following in my dream hookah:- Large Plate, with a little bit of an elevation near the stem part so when tilted to get rid of teh ashes it will not spill on the carpet and make a mess.- A Vase that is big enough to have a very stable hookah and easy to clean, also break resistant (see through is a plus).What do u want with yours ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pojzon Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 I have only one little problem with my MYA that it has too small neck of the vase so I cannot use the bigger heba filter only the little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lakemonster Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Mine?The one I would make if I could afford it. The stem itself would be lathed out a a single piece of brass rod stock.... and would stand 26 inches tall with vase and bowl.The rod stock would be drilled out and lathed . the downstem would be part of that solid piece..... Only the ashplate, purge valve and hose connection would be screwed onto it. (the ashplate screws on too).BUT! a piece of 2.75" diameter brass rod stock runs just under $250 a FOOT.... and I would need 2 feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofdavid Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 My perfect hookah... ?Free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 ^^ i agree lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuschultz Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 [quote name='ghostofdavid']My perfect hookah... ? Free. [/quote] This, and unbroken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGuy Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 lol.mine would be one where all the pipes (stem, hose etc) were at least an inch in diameter to give a nice easy hit. It would be kinda of small, chrome and pretty modern looking 16 - 20" - and free. with lots of accessories. and free lifetime supply of shisha. and an attractive woman to help me smoke it.just my opinon though.ooh and it comes free with scaliwag's RX8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IzA-Hookah Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Nice short hookah but with a nice fat hose! A base that keeps the water cold at all times. A stand to lock it down so no worrites about spills. Nice wide ash tray and a place to hang the tongs from. As for looks, blue glass with silver metal accents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuschultz Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 [quote name='MrGuy']lol. mine would be one where all the pipes (stem, hose etc) were at least an inch in diameter to give a nice easy hit. It would be kinda of small, chrome and pretty modern looking 16 - 20" - and free. with lots of accessories. and free lifetime supply of shisha. and an attractive woman to help me smoke it. just my opinon though. ooh and it comes free with scaliwag's RX8.[/quote] Prior to contrary belief, smoking a hookah will not get you fancy cars, or loose women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Oooh, mine would be made from an old ivory tusk (unless I happened upon an elephant that died of natural causes!) with a intricately designed bowl made of gold. With ebony and ivory hose ends with gold tips. The vase would be incased by abalone and mother of pearl. The tray would be some sort or abalone shell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lakemonster Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Scratch my entry......I didnt think this through enough..I want one that doubles as a "strippers pole" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Brass, three feet tall, giant crystal jar, one hose, four vents, leather hose...kashmir peach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookahnoob Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 I too would like ivory. But I like mine fresh so I would get a nice elephant's tusk and have children carve images into it. It would have a leather hose made from a tiger so it looks all pimped out. Then I would use a human head for the vase. (no age or gender requirements) The bowl would be made of gold and diamonds right from the slave mines in Africa and I would have some of my new Tangiers rootbeer or some Al waha orange dream. And the coals would have to be from dinasour remains dug up for me only.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGuy Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 i wouldnt mind a 100% transparent one, that would be cool, transparent stem, bowl, hose and vase. would definately be interesting to watch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofdavid Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Just remember, you can get anthrax from interacting with animal bones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 u can get anthrax from overseas hookahs to lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyBiz Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 "Prior to contrary belief, smoking a hookah will not get you fancy cars, or loose women."YOU LIE! Well, at least about the loose women part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofdavid Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Not even belly dancers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest 606 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 A pyrex base, stem, bowl ashtray that designed all fancy. Kinda like some of glass bowl that they sell on social smoke. Except the whole thing is like that. And a 10 foot leather hose with pyrex tips. So pretty much all pyrex except for grommets and hose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofdavid Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Why pyrex? Just curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGuy Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 because its microwave friendly - duh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest 606 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 just cause i like the look of it. It's kinda clear. more opaque so you could see all the smoke. I think that would be kinda cool. And it's more durable than glass. and it would change color slowly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glottis Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 [quote name='Scalliwag']Oooh, mine would be made from an old ivory tusk (unless I happened upon an elephant that died of natural causes!) with a intricately designed bowl made of gold. With ebony and ivory hose ends with gold tips. The vase would be incased by abalone and mother of pearl. The tray would be some sort or abalone shell.[/quote] This, but with shark teeth running up the stem, deer hooves underneath the base to make it stand up, rattlesnake teeth on the edge of the bowl, a hose coated in rabbit fur and peacock feathers, and the vase would also be adorned with amber chunks that encased prehistoric mosquitos (a la jurassic park). I mean, who wouldn't want to smoke out of that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrofeed Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 a mueseum owner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuschultz Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Pyrex changes color?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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