EvansLight Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 lol not the show. Had a nice visit tonight by 2 squad cars. And horrible timing as well, right as i was getting our second bowl of the night ready, with some nice mint shisha, nice GREEN shisha.We had been outside most of the day, just chilling out on the front swing. So night came, and we decided to get a nice smoke session going. Well i guess my neighbors have never seen a hookah, and called the cops cause they thought it was a bong. Now it doesnt bother me, i didnt want trouble but i knew, in my neighborhood, it was possible.The funny part, is when they pulled up, i had a bag open, from a 50g box of Havana Mint. Well there first reaction was the same as the neighbors, and well, long story short, after some explaining, i actually had both cops trying the hookah!!!! ONE WANTS ME TO TAKE HIM TO THE HOOKAH BAR AROUND HERE!!! ahahahahahahaha i dont know why this is just so funny to me... i wish i had a camera... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettK Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 haha thats bad ass dude... getting the cops to smoke HAHA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 heck yea, and peep the new avatar Random bordness at 6am!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 All the cops around here are already wise...they don;t bother nobody anymore. Anybody nomore...Hmmm grammatical failure here, somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 'do not bother anyone, anymore'maybe a bit better? My town might have 3 hookahs in it. Its a good 45min drive to any of the like 3 or 4 hookah bars, but those are in the city, me live in suburb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 that is a hilarious story dude. At least you don't live where you have to explain while getting hit with a baton.... it can really throw your concentration! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 yeah texas cops are a bitch, they beat you then ask questions, i gotta try that one day though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioannisds Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 That is so great. It sounds like it should be a scene out of the movie Super Troopers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 or on the show Cops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioannisds Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 [quote name='Scalliwag']or on the show Cops[/quote] Yeah, except most of the time the cops on Cops are so hardcore... You KNOW they would take that hookah away, and lock up EvansLight in PMITA prison, at least overnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 NO!!! i would hope the hookah gods would punish them if they touched my baby...And yea, i gotta say it would have put a slight crimp in our soke session, had they beaten us with batons. But knowing the friend i was smoking with, he would have still been hittin the hookah... while bleeding from several areas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 now that would be a real trooper, getting beat by troopers and still bogarting the hell out of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calcartman Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I expect this to happen when i bring my hookah to school actually. Very cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 wouldnt put it past him. it was an intresting experience, even more intresting that im going to now take a cop to the hookah bar.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofdavid Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Evidence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombiedepot Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 That would have made for a good episode of Cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glottis Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 It's a shame you don't have a picture of that. You should have waited for them both to try it for a minute then tell them "haha I was just kidding, it's weed." Well, it might be funny to me, not you or them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GQ_Playboy Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 [quote name='EvansLight']wouldnt put it past him. it was an intresting experience, even more intresting that im going to now take a cop to the hookah bar....[/quote] I can just picture your neighbours... like an old retired white couple just peeping through their blinds...id love so see the look on their face when they saw the cops roll up and start smoking your "bong" hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGuy Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Ahhh, good old polive. when i was at the shisha bar earlier, they stopped buy, because the owner went outside when he saw police comming past. they came in and just checked everything was okay then left. jsut as good it wasn't later the checked, our shisha bar owner did us a "special" head....if you get my drift..... first time i've ever had a "special" head (cofMJcof) and i don't recommend. spoils the taste.police humor me, they really do. UK police are so lame ass and unprofessional. normally if they try bust us for anything, we just threaten to report them because everytime they do something wrong. e.g. searching us without stating their credentials, or having "reasonable suspician" because we look strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofdavid Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 I would imagine they are pretty tough if they are wearing bullet proof vests but don't carry guns when your criminals carry them, in addition to knives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpimpitox Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 [quote name='Calcartman']I expect this to happen when i bring my hookah to school actually. Very cool[/quote] yea i remembered when i borrowed my friends hookah to take to school for a school assignment (color theory class he has a colorful hookah lol) everyone was intrigued especially the people on BART! but i have i cop story that happened to my friend. he had a get together at his house and he was smoking in his back yard. he had nosy neighbors who called the cops. well the cops came looking to bust someone with weed but my friend ended up explainig what it was and the cops tried it and loved it! they asked if they could come on by after their shift was over for a session lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 lmao i love it all. Tonight im aparently being the resident hookah expert for a now total of 3 cops on a trip to a hookah bar... this is gonna be intresting to say the least... maybe i can get out of a few tickets now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lwieise Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 [quote name='Calcartman']I expect this to happen when i bring my hookah to school actually. Very cool[/quote]My first hookah session was actually right outside of my dorm building on the picnic table. Several RAs and passing students were confused but we explained it to them. Actually got a couple of people to try it.Off Topic: I rarely watch COPS but I was flipping through that channels and stopped on it. Turns out, they were in my little po-dunk tourist town! I was like...I recognize that street they're on! I ate there last week! It was a totally surreal experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 i think the greatest episode of COPS was when a cop (one of the more heavyset cops) was interviewing a suspect, when the suspect ran off. the cop told the camera man to turn off the camera while he huffed after him, but he kept rolling as this cop attempted to chase this guy who was obviously more fit than the cop. the cop just kept yelling "turn the camera off!" while he huffed and huffed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh Owntt Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 This is strangley like an experiance I had with my airsoft gun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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