Chreees Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 This dude emails me out of the blue. This is our correspondence: [quote][list] [*][b] need your opinion for my web, www.piratesfurniture.com[/b] [/list] Hi, [font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]i build new website, www.piratesfurniture.com, i need your help to give an opinion so i could develop a better web.[/size][/font] [font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]please visit www.piratesfurniture.com, could help me?[/size][/font] Thanks & best regards, iyan Jepara, Central Java, Indonesia +6281 22549516 ( mobile ), +6282 8938 92575 home after 5 pm Skype : jepara.teak.furni YM :iyan2k2002 [/quote] [quote][list] [*][b] Re: need your opinion for my web, www.piratesfurniture.com[/b] [/list] Hell the fuck no. -Chris [/quote] [quote][list] [*][b] Re: need your opinion for my web, www.piratesfurniture.com[/b] [/list] hi Chris, thanks man... Thanks & best regards, iyan Jepara, Central Java, Indonesia +6281 22549516 ( mobile ), +6282 8938 92575 home after 5 pm Skype : jepara.teak.furni YM :iyan2k2002 [/quote] [quote][list] [*][b] Re: need your opinion for my web, www.piratesfurniture.com[/b] [/list] No problem. -Chris [/quote] Lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cotsi95 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 [center][IMG]http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn222/InsanitySmiles/cool-story-bro.jpg[/IMG][/center] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyBuddha Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I'm guessing English may not be his first language...or he's a robot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Ask him about the hookup on teak lounge chairs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 [quote name='joytron' timestamp='1314171589' post='521133'] Ask him about the hookup on teak lounge chairs [/quote] Okay. I'll post his reply too... [quote]I'm actually quite interested in your teak lounge chairs. Would you be able to give me a good discount on a set of them? I want to be able to lounge out on my balcony with my cat. Me in one chair, my cat in the other. She would absolutely love it. Now that I've seen the chairs, I just don't think any others will do. Please give me the hookup. -Chris[/quote] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawhee Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 ahaha, I love how you got the cat in the story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelLCP Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 haha wtfffff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zildjian Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 "Can you please build a teak lounge chair especially for Mr. Pickles? It should be as tall as mine but much smaller...because he's a cat....and I'm a human....I digress. No, I will not look at your website, but really, invest some R&D into Cat Lounge Chairs." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 [quote name='Zildjian' timestamp='1314189266' post='521142'] "Can you please build a teak lounge chair especially for Mr. Pickles? It should be as tall as mine but much smaller...because he's a cat....and I'm a human....I digress. No, I will not look at your website, but really, invest some R&D into Cat Lounge Chairs." [/quote] I want one too but a little bigger than Mr. Pickles chair and with a cushion for my pug dog. He is getting kinda old and prefers a cushion when we lounges on the porch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 [quote] Hi Chris, thanks for the email man, but i'm so sorry, i'm selling in container, with minimum order 1x20ft container. i'm in Indonesia, so would be very very high freight cost if i send in pcs. but thanks anyway, Thanks & best regards, iyan Jepara, Central Java, Indonesia +6281 22549516 ( mobile ), +6282 8938 92575 home after 5 pm Skype : jepara.teak.furni YM :iyan2k2002[/quote] [quote] That's fine. Not ideal, but will have to do. I will take one container, use what I need, then resell the rest. I'm sure my neighbors will like them too for their balconies. My cat will bs extremely grateful to you for this. So how much would shipping be to my apartment? Man, I'm going to need to make room for this in my one-bedroom apartment! -Chris [/quote] [quote] then please choose the items, write me the code, i will calculate the price. also mention the grade, i sell in C and B grade of teak wood. Thanks & best regards, iyan Jepara, Central Java, Indonesia +6281 22549516 ( mobile ), +6282 8938 92575 home after 5 pm Skype : jepara.teak.furni YM :iyan2k2002[/quote] I'm tired of it at this point and am not going to respond back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cotsi95 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 tell him to "fuck wit you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 Okay.... [quote]I would like the Alabama Teak Relax- this one: http://piratesfurniture.com/products-page/teak-steamer-lounger/alabama-teak-relax It will be perfect for me and match my Alabammer accent. My cat is from Alabama too, so it'll be great for her as well. I guess how many ever a full container is, that's how many I'll buy. In your highest grade of teak wood, please. I see that they are free ($0.00). This is great news. Please fuck wit me on the shipping. Fuck wit me and give me that good shipping rate. -Chris[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cotsi95 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 LAWL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 [quote][font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=2] Hi Chris,[/size][/font] [font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=2] [/size][/font] [font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=2] for this teak relax the highest quality price would be USD 75.8, FOB Semarang port price, Box packed, find sanded finished. for 1x20ft would fit around 245 pcs. [size="2"]i will start the production with 40% down payment, and balance payment would be [/size][size="2"]against document. [/size][/size][/font] [font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=2] [/size][/font] [font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=2] will waiting for your reply soon.[/size][/font] [font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=2] Thanks & best regards, iyan Jepara, Central Java, Indonesia +6281 22549516 ( mobile ), +6282 8938 92575 home after 5 pm Skype : jepara.teak.furni YM :iyan2k2002[/quote] [quote]Come on man, fuck wit me. -Chris[/quote][/size][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 Oh, and I just found an old email, from the same guy, wanting to supply me with coconut coals: [quote] Dear Sir, in the first place let me introduce my self to you, my name is M. Nizar, but people call me iyan, from Jepara, Central Java, Indonesia. my main business is furniture, and my second is coconut charcoal in cube. right now i'm supplying for cocojava in Germany also Al hamra (A.M.S. Baeshen & co) saudi arabia. i am wondering to know if there are any possibility for me to supply you, right now my capacity only 2x20' container/ month, but would be 4x20' in the next 2 month. my product fact as i produce for al hamra are, - MC max 8% - Volatile matter max 17% - Ash content max 5% - Fixed carbon min 70% [font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]- no [/size][/font][font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]chemical[/size][/font] - no smoke - no spark - environment friendly if there are any possibility for me to supply you for this product, please do not hesitate to reply me, so we could discuss again. will waiting for your response soon. Thanks & best regards, iyan Jepara, Central Java, Indonesia +6281 22549516 ( mobile ), +6282 8938 92575 home after 5 pm Skype : jepara.teak.furni YM :iyan2k2002 [/quote] Now I have like 200 more emails to go through... FML. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntur Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 [quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1314217816' post='521194'] I see that they are free ($0.00). This is great news. [/quote] hahahaha. whats better than an entire container of free chairs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 [quote] i can ask the best price for ocean freight to my forwarder friend, juat let me know your port. Thanks & best regards, iyan Jepara, Central Java, Indonesia +6281 22549516 ( mobile ), +6282 8938 92575 home after 5 pm Skype : jepara.teak.furni YM :iyan2k2002[/quote] [quote]Ye Old Port of Tennessee, up the Mississippi River from New Orleans. -Chris[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Click Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 This is great. Ask for some coconuts coals fo' free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellz Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Ask him to smuggle you children for your sweat shop because you are going to reverse engineer his furniture and sell cheap knockoffs using the children as free labor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellz Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Ah hell, I forgot to add - make sure that you assure him that if anything happens to said children, that they will be 100% recycled into catfood, so you are keeping your business "green" in interest of preserving the enviroment to grow more wood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted August 25, 2011 Author Share Posted August 25, 2011 He hasn't replied back to my emails, but I'm sending him this, going by what Click suggested. Joe, I would send him what you suggested, but then he definitely won't email me back. [quote]Also, I have a previous email from you about coconut coals. Can you please send me a sample box of 200 or so coals for free? If I like them, I would be willing to negotiate advertising for them here in the United States. I could be of great help to you in making them a huge success here. -Chris[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 He replied: [quote] Hi Chris, i will have holiday till September 5, so from now till 5 i would only reply email, & calculation only. about coconut coal, what i'm producing now is for my Arabian customer, and this is their trade mark, so i think would be great if you could arrange your own trade mark. i still able to reply email and make calculation in my holiday, but for sample etc, would only do it after Sept 5. Thanks & best regards, iyan Jepara, Central Java, Indonesia +6281 22549516 ( mobile ), +6282 8938 92575 home after 5 pm Skype : jepara.teak.furni YM :iyan2k2002[/quote] And my reply: [quote]Great! Get me the calculation whenever you can. No rush. Enjoy your vacation. Sit back, enjoy a nice brewski, and have a good time with the lady on the beach (assuming you have a lady and are going to a beach for your vacation). As for my own trademark, it's funny you say that. I was actually considering my own at one point. I was going to call my coals "Best Mufuckin' Coals," and then underneath them sort of as a subname I wanted "Haters Gon' Hate." I think they'd go over really well with all of the bros that smoke Starbuzz. What do you think? -Chris[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 [quote] ha ha ha, i'm with my wife & my two children man, hey man, not sure with the name you know the market there, as i told you before this product use to smoke shisha or water pipe smoking. Thanks & best regards, iyan Jepara, Central Java, Indonesia +6281 22549516 ( mobile ), +6282 8938 92575 home after 5 pm Skype : jepara.teak.furni YM :iyan2k2002[/quote] [quote]Well, have fun! Sounds like you will. Where will you be going? I think the name would do pretty well here. The competition here for coconut coals is rough. Every one claims to be the best. So why not claim mine are the best right in the name? Only seems to make sense. Plus it sure is an attention-grabber. I know what they're for- I smoke hookah all the time. That's why it's so weird that you just happened to email me. -Chris[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Suddenly I am really starting to like the guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Click Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 [quote name='joytron' timestamp='1314344178' post='521435'] Suddenly I am really starting to like the guy [/quote] Yeah, true. Now that he has a wife and kids I see his sensitive side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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