my shizzle Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 HEY HOOKAH LOVERS! SMOKING HOOKAH JUST GOT WAY BETTER! CHECK OUT THIS NEW PRODUCT [color=#B22222][u][b][font=lucida sans unicode,lucida grande,sans-serif]EXCLUSIVELY AVAILABLE ON EBAY![/font][/b][/u][/color] JUST [u][b][color=#800000]COPY AND PASTE THIS LINK RIGHT BELOW[/color][/b][/u] TO DIRECTLY VIEW THE EXCLUSIVE NEW ORGANIC HOOKAH CLEANSER! [color=#800000][b][u]CHECK OUT THE PHOTO TOO![/u][/b][/color] I'VE USED THIS PRODUCT AND IT IS AMAZING! IT WORKS GREAT AND I ESPECIALLY LOVE HOW IT CAN DEFINITELY KEEPs [color=#ff0000](Nice grammar you schmuck)[/color]YOUR HOOKAH CLEAN AND ENHANCEs [color=#ff0000](wtf?)[/color]THE FLAVOR OF FRUITY HOOKAH HEADS! THIS IS A MUST FOR ALL HOOKAH OWNERS TO KEEP THEIR HOOKAHS CLEAN AND DISINFECTED, ALSO TO REDUCE THE BUILD UP OF MOLD OR HOOKAH GUNK FROM SMOKING. [color=#ff0000](YOU GET MOLD IN YOUR HOOKAH? AND WE SHOULD LISTEN TO YOU?)[/color] I REALLY LOVE THIS PRODUCT AND I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD. HERE'S A LITTLE DESCRIPTION. [color=#ff0000](oh wait, try cleaning your shit now and then.)[/color] [size=2][color=#FF0010][b][u]EXCLUSIVE TO EBAY, NOT SOLD ANYWHERE ELSE! [/u][/b][/color][/size] [size=2]An ancient remedy brought back to life! This 100% organic hookah cleanser made of only the finest[/size] 100% organic ingredients does wonders to your hookah. This cleanser cleans, disinfects, and gets rid of those horrible odors that remain in the hookah after use. You ask how do we get rid of nasty mint smell and taste out of the hookah after a nice smoking sesh? [color=#ff0000](SESH? really?)[/color] YOU CANT! The only way to get rid of that smell is to buy a new hookah. [color=#ff0000](i wanna be your hookah supplier...)[/color] That nasty double apple black liquorice taste still bothering you? NOT ANYMORE! This amazing organic cleanser is made of [color=#ff0000]Cow flops and dog urine[/color] that not only clears the disgusting smell right out, it gently disinfects your whole hookah in minutes! The active ingredients in this harmonious blend of whole organic plant extracts is 100% safe and effective in cleaning out hookahs efficiently. [color=#ff0000](so is lemon juice, or hey, hot water and soap)[/color]This ancient remedy for hookahs is used all over the world and enhances the enjoyment of smoking.[color=#ff0000] (Ancient my ass)[/color] Try the product out for yourself and see what the buzz is about at your local hookah bars. This solution is 100% safe to even use to enhance smoking your favorite hookah flavors with! The cleaning and healing properties of this antioxidant blend of various organic ingredients specially bond together to keep your hookah clean and prevent build up of mold and dirt in your hookah and even your hookah hose! Keeping your entire hookah and hoses even fresher than brand new[/color] [b]Ingredients: horse shit. Dog urine, rasta droppings. [/b] [attachment=5657:IMG00121.jpg] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squidget Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 wheres that spammer banhammer at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epoch Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 [img]http://api.ning.com/files/qYBXTgJbSAln9*8ocLUqwm05ihoypZuBNvl3B*JUDaNLEhG329*RxiBxXyWQb3oaaJGXPQi5VpIg0CZHQ3doalXPdGQ-OFLR/ban_hammer.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 SPAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 [quote name='DrizzleDre' timestamp='1318452102' post='527538'] You ask how do we get rid of nasty mint smell and taste out of the hookah after a nice smoking sesh? YOU CANT! The only way to get rid of that smell is to buy a new hookah. That nasty double apple black liquorice taste still bothering you? [/quote] Dude, it's called Dawn, Hot water and a stem brush. $25 gets me a whole lot of Dawn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epoch Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Chris needs to get in here and unleash the fury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Oh hai, Drizzle de hizzle teh dizzle my fizzle Dre... you like to spam? I'm going to let Tony handle this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelLCP Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 [quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1318455060' post='527550'] Oh hai, Drizzle de hizzle teh dizzle my fizzle Dre... you like to spam? I'm going to let Tony handle this one. [/quote] Nice. I bet he'll like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 He needs the kills under his belt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I smell Jersey Shore in the brewing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Wheretf is Tony? We may just have to kill this one ourselves, Pat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king_lunchb0x Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 some people just have to much spare time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 [quote name='r1v3th3ad' timestamp='1318458926' post='527555'] I smell Jersey Shore in the brewing [/quote] x's 1000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Fine, Tony! I will mark the dirty spammer as such! Edit: I see that someone already fucked with his name and post a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S3cretz Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Spammers code of honour: Now only on ebay! Grammar is for fools. Feel free to add some see what kind of list we can get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vendetta_revived Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Oh NOOOSSSS!! I want the horse shit cleaner!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Oh, here's a bit of Jersey Shore to please those who always want it: [IMG]http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p40/INCUBUSRATM/Funny%20pics%20and%20gifs/tumblr_lqimi46kAJ1qfkkv5o1_400.gif[/IMG] So we smacked the shit out of him! [IMG]http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p40/INCUBUSRATM/Funny%20pics%20and%20gifs/ronnie3.gif[/IMG] Now we fistpump: [IMG]http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p40/INCUBUSRATM/Funny%20pics%20and%20gifs/ronnie4.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p40/INCUBUSRATM/Funny%20pics%20and%20gifs/fistpump.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p40/INCUBUSRATM/Funny%20pics%20and%20gifs/2rh6wlejpg.gif[/IMG] And now we're all drunk from partying too hard due to our excitement over this grand banning: [IMG]http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p40/INCUBUSRATM/Funny%20pics%20and%20gifs/ronnie2.gif[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 And we are all a little dumber from seeing anything Jersey Shore related. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 [quote name='Stuie' timestamp='1318523223' post='527614'] And we are all a little dumber from seeing anything Jersey Shore related. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScotsman Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 That was the most jersey shore I have ever seen. I think I exceeded my self-imposed lifetime limit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushrat Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 I know im bleeding from the eyes and nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epoch Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Seized with the sudden urge to fistpump. Real hard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Everyone that we ban has to go to the Jersey Shore and smoke Ed Hardy tobacco out of Ed Hardy hookahs with... MILK IN THE VASE!!!! *shudders* It's like the ultimate punishment... dare I say it's probably what hell is like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epoch Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 The beer volcano in hell is always stale. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallowwallow332 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 [quote name='Stuie' timestamp='1318453950' post='527546'] [quote name='DrizzleDre' timestamp='1318452102' post='527538'] You ask how do we get rid of nasty mint smell and taste out of the hookah after a nice smoking sesh? YOU CANT! The only way to get rid of that smell is to buy a new hookah. That nasty double apple black liquorice taste still bothering you? [/quote] Dude, it's called Dawn, Hot water and a stem brush. $25 gets me a whole lot of Dawn! [/quote] Cleaning a hookah with dawn? You are dumber than a pecan pie son. I wouldn't want to smoke hookah at your pad genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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