Bleeding_Heart1 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Hello everyone! Last night my girlfriend threw a house warming party and fell ontop of my MYA acrylic hookah. Well she broke the base in 2 and then bent parts and pieces here and there and broke my Tangiers head! Basically its trash now... Be with me in my journey finding a new hookah the next few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGuy Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 That's an outrage!!! get her to buy you a new one (just point her here first so we make sure she gets you the best money can buy)And not meaning to rub salt in the wound, but what was your acrylic like before it.... you know..... passed away? I'm not 100% sure if i want a QT or acrylic so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 is the girlfriend banged up from it? I bet it hurt. Sorry for your loss bro. A man's hookah is like their dog. I would say family but dogs are usually closer and don't bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lakemonster Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 um. hate to hear of your loss.if you are of a mind to..... I might be interested in buying the remains... Im thinking of starting a salvage yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NononoThere is no god!One of my bowls broke? This is-I gonna have one of my goons find her and...well she'll wish she were the hookah. Every one of my bowls comes with a guaranteed break the legs of the person who breaks the bowl...kinda like auto insurance. Wait a minute, the head really did break, that is sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookahnoob Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 You better put some pictures of your girlfriend on here.Maybe a picture of your broken hookah also.. But definately your girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Really? Well, I guess I could...since I've seen your friend, who happened to be a girl. Edit:Lake Monster, that is awful. Used hookahs are...icky. The idea of used hookahs that other people have smoked out of being in one place gives me the willies. Like I always say, used hookahs are like used condoms, I don't care how many times they've been cleaned, I won't use one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeding_Heart1 Posted August 13, 2006 Author Share Posted August 13, 2006 haha. nice on tangiers. I think shes getting me a bohemian mya with a case. Yes i loved that acrylic for whomever asked. It was the best hookah ive ever smoked out of. Initially i was mad(because i was drunk) then she started tearing up. So i took care of her. I even cleaned up the remains...Arent i sweet!?!BTW this is her:[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/uselessdreamer1/Courtney1.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGuy Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 She wont be smiling when she wakes up dead - tangiers goons will see to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookahnoob Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Well looks like you cant be mad at her for long. It was probably YOUR fault anyway.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macho555 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 My gf tipped mine over once. The hookah was okay, but it was SO cute how she panicked and apologized for twenty minutes straight. She even offered to polish it, lmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeding_Heart1 Posted August 14, 2006 Author Share Posted August 14, 2006 Tangiers or his minions wont come close to her, ill fucking whip out a sword and go at 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dikydave Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Lieutenant-Knight Dave waiting for orders Sir Tangiers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofdavid Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 What a cute girl. You can't be mad at her forever, right? Well, at least until she replaces it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alqoshnia Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 [quote name='Bleeding_Heart1']haha. nice on tangiers. I think shes getting me a bohemian mya with a case. Yes i loved that acrylic for whomever asked. It was the best hookah ive ever smoked out of. Initially i was mad(because i was drunk) then she started tearing up.[u]So i took care of her. I even cleaned up the remains...Arent i sweet!?![/u][/quote]We ARE talkin about the hookah right?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malakas Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Buahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookahnoob Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Does she have a sister? I could use a woman to come kick my hookah around a bit. =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lakemonster Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 [quote name='Macho555']My gf tipped mine over once. The hookah was okay, but it was SO cute how she panicked and apologized for twenty minutes straight. [b]She even offered to polish it, lmao.[/b][/quote] oh.... you meant the hookah, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuschultz Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 If there was a hill on this forum, this thread would be rolling down it at a rapid pace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 lmao, i would be pissed and make her buy me a better one haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeding_Heart1 Posted August 14, 2006 Author Share Posted August 14, 2006 obviously some of the guys on this board have no hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macho555 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 [quote name='Lakemonster'] [quote name='Macho555'] My gf tipped mine over once. The hookah was okay, but it was SO cute how she panicked and apologized for twenty minutes straight. [b]She even offered to polish it, lmao.[/b][/quote] oh.... you meant the hookah, right?[/quote] The hookah...of course...hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betsy Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 [quote name='Bleeding_Heart1']obviously some of the guys on this board have no hearts.[/quote] and no girlfriends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lakemonster Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 [quote]and no girlfriends [/quote]I've tried.. but my wife wont let me get one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 ^^ lmao, thats classic, in fact i will quote you later on in my life haha. we have hearts and girlfriends but obviously you dont realize how high we hold our hookahs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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