Chreees Posted August 5, 2012 Author Share Posted August 5, 2012 [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344177933' post='553389'] what's wrong with being drunk? [/quote] You kept dropping coals on the carpet! [quote name='Coleman' timestamp='1344180401' post='553392'] What's wrong with hipsters? [/quote] I guess I'm just too mainstream? Also, [img]http://hipstersuck.com/pictures/death-to-hipsters-grandma-tshirt.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coleman Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Wow Chris only you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted August 5, 2012 Author Share Posted August 5, 2012 Dude, you know I'm joking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coleman Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 I know and if I didn't love my job I woul be your hookah butler but I have to wear a hipster-esque tux because butlers dress fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Job Applicant: Beard Experience: Living on Jess' face Perks: Cuddles up to you at night, softer than it looks and better smelling too. X-Factor: Chick Magnet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted August 6, 2012 Author Share Posted August 6, 2012 [quote name='joytron' timestamp='1344213315' post='553422'] Job Applicant: Beard Experience: Living on Jess' face Perks: Cuddles up to you at night, softer than it looks and better smelling too. X-Factor: Chick Magnet [/quote] Jess, you're hired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 [quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1344215089' post='553424'] [quote name='joytron' timestamp='1344213315' post='553422'] Job Applicant: Beard Experience: Living on Jess' face Perks: Cuddles up to you at night, softer than it looks and better smelling too. X-Factor: Chick Magnet [/quote] Jess, you're hired. [/quote] THAT'S HORSE SHIT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344218766' post='553437'] [quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1344215089' post='553424'] [quote name='joytron' timestamp='1344213315' post='553422'] Job Applicant: Beard Experience: Living on Jess' face Perks: Cuddles up to you at night, softer than it looks and better smelling too. X-Factor: Chick Magnet [/quote] Jess, you're hired. [/quote] THAT'S HORSE SHIT!!! [/quote] No, that is my beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 [quote name='joytron' timestamp='1344223347' post='553443'] [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344218766' post='553437'] [quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1344215089' post='553424'] [quote name='joytron' timestamp='1344213315' post='553422'] Job Applicant: Beard Experience: Living on Jess' face Perks: Cuddles up to you at night, softer than it looks and better smelling too. X-Factor: Chick Magnet [/quote] Jess, you're hired. [/quote] THAT'S HORSE SHIT!!! [/quote] No, that is my beard. [/quote] THIS WEDDING IS BULL SHIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted August 6, 2012 Author Share Posted August 6, 2012 Iain, how could I resist that lion mane??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 because i come with free booze! top shelf, too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321164' post='553521'] because i come with free booze! top shelf, too!! [/quote] and by free booze i mean gin, and by top shelf, i mean top shelf gin. really. i don't drink the cheap shit often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryno Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Hey, I don't drop coals when I'm drunk, I just can't find the mouthtip to my hose... Unless I dropped coals before on TC whilst drunk and don't recall, entirely possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venger Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321208' post='553522'] [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321164' post='553521'] because i come with free booze! top shelf, too!! [/quote] and by free booze i mean gin, and by top shelf, i mean top shelf gin. really. i don't drink the cheap shit often [/quote] mmm Bombay sapphire your hired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 [quote name='Venger' timestamp='1344350685' post='553536'] [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321208' post='553522'] [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321164' post='553521'] because i come with free booze! top shelf, too!! [/quote] and by free booze i mean gin, and by top shelf, i mean top shelf gin. really. i don't drink the cheap shit often [/quote] mmm Bombay sapphire your hired. [/quote] i'm not a huge fan of bombay saphire. it isn't bad, but my gin of choice is tanqueray and tanqueray rangpur right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted August 8, 2012 Author Share Posted August 8, 2012 [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344404249' post='553584'] [quote name='Venger' timestamp='1344350685' post='553536'] [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321208' post='553522'] [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321164' post='553521'] because i come with free booze! top shelf, too!! [/quote] and by free booze i mean gin, and by top shelf, i mean top shelf gin. really. i don't drink the cheap shit often [/quote] mmm Bombay sapphire your hired. [/quote] i'm not a huge fan of bombay saphire. it isn't bad, but my gin of choice is tanqueray and tanqueray rangpur right now [/quote] ^Listen to this guy... he knows his alcoholic beverages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venger Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 [quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1344444106' post='553618'] [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344404249' post='553584'] [quote name='Venger' timestamp='1344350685' post='553536'] [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321208' post='553522'] [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321164' post='553521'] because i come with free booze! top shelf, too!! [/quote] and by free booze i mean gin, and by top shelf, i mean top shelf gin. really. i don't drink the cheap shit often [/quote] mmm Bombay sapphire your hired. [/quote] i'm not a huge fan of bombay saphire. it isn't bad, but my gin of choice is tanqueray and tanqueray rangpur right now [/quote] ^Listen to this guy... he knows his alcoholic beverages. [/quote] I have been drinking gin since 1979 and have had nearly every brand there is...I know gin. Tangueray is very good. Sapphire is more subtle with a citrus note. Beefeaters is stronger and heartier and will stand up to tonic better. My families moto is I'll have mine with ice so for a nice gin on the rocks Sapphire will be a softer more gentile drink. It all boils down to application and taste. Like toilet paper... everyone has their brand. That being said I aint such a booze snob that I will pass on a glass of Bartons or burnetts if thats all ya got. Ray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venger Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Double post we should have a gin off at Chris's. Whats a good weekend for you guys? Ray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted August 8, 2012 Author Share Posted August 8, 2012 Okay, after that explanation, I have decided I will listen to Ray when it comes to gin advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Instead listen to my advice; Gin is disgusting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 [quote name='Venger' timestamp='1344459748' post='553641'] [quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1344444106' post='553618'] [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344404249' post='553584'] [quote name='Venger' timestamp='1344350685' post='553536'] [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321208' post='553522'] [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321164' post='553521'] because i come with free booze! top shelf, too!! [/quote] and by free booze i mean gin, and by top shelf, i mean top shelf gin. really. i don't drink the cheap shit often [/quote] mmm Bombay sapphire your hired. [/quote] i'm not a huge fan of bombay saphire. it isn't bad, but my gin of choice is tanqueray and tanqueray rangpur right now [/quote] ^Listen to this guy... he knows his alcoholic beverages. [/quote] I have been drinking gin since 1979 and have had nearly every brand there is...I know gin. Tangueray is very good. Sapphire is more subtle with a citrus note. Beefeaters is stronger and heartier and will stand up to tonic better. My families moto is I'll have mine with ice so for a nice gin on the rocks Sapphire will be a softer more gentile drink. It all boils down to application and taste. Like toilet paper... everyone has their brand. That being said I aint such a booze snob that I will pass on a glass of Bartons or burnetts if thats all ya got. Ray [/quote] ray knows a lot about gin and i know a decent amount, too. i agree with pretty much everything he said. it does come down to personal taste, though. sipping sapphire on the rocks is pretty nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 I'll be honest- never had it. So I guess I could use a bartender now as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Crafted Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I like my gin with grapefruit juice. :3 And I would just like to point out; when i offer to be a hookah butler *coughcough* chris- i don't like being ignored. Never will i forget that you absolutely ignored my offer. -pouts- . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 I'm sorry I forgot to include you in my list of who got denied and why! Tapatalk'd via iPhone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryno Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 [quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1344508839' post='553698'] I'll be honest- never had it. So I guess I could use a bartender now as well... [/quote] I'm a bartender... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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