Stuie Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 ....psssttttt.... I'll bring Texas Moonshine! Where the motto is, "if it doesn't kill ya, have another." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venger Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 [quote name='Stuie' timestamp='1344627787' post='553809'] ....psssttttt.... I'll bring Texas Moonshine! Where the motto is, "if it doesn't kill ya, have another." [/quote] Since moving to Tn I have had a fair amount of shine too. Still not blind so I guess I am doing ok. Best mixer for shine if you can't handle it on the rock is grapefruit soda (the brand I prefer is Wink) it also mixes will with any fruit juice. Hard to find suppliers. They tend to be "distrustful" of yankees like myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted February 11, 2014 Author Share Posted February 11, 2014 Bump. Still looking... I've tried a few folks out, but they just didn't work out. Something about they didn't like being woken up in the middle of the night to pack me a bowl? Also had one person complain about seeing me naked too much. Whatever. Anyway, since I have moved into a house, I have a bit more space... I will be able to offer better accommodations than before. Now, instead of a walk-in closet, you will be allowed to stay in my attic. The ladder is really easy to pull down and the steps are sturdy. There are two lights, one single light bulb at each end. The switch for these lights is downstairs, in the hallway. I ask that you take a flashlight up with you, as to not excessively use the lights. I try to keep my utilities bill as low as possible. The floors are wood but you will want to wear slippers or something, as you're likely to get splinters. Also, the ladder is kinda loud when opened, so I ask that you not open it during the hours of 10PM and 7AM, as I may be asleep during these hours. Also, I hope your back is good, because you will have to crouch when in the attic- not much standing room. Shouldn't be a problem for most people, though. Oh, and I almost forgot- I will supply you with a BB gun, in case you happen to see the squirrel that I sometimes hear in the middle of the night. You're more than welcome to shoot that little fucker. Taking applications right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchyfam Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I guess im hired, i will move in immediately but i need tents for my french mistresses who will reside on your lawn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted March 31, 2014 Author Share Posted March 31, 2014 And will these French mistresses be just for yourself or will they be shared? :) Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fouda Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I sure hope you weren't talking about your wife chrees. God help you if she stumbles upon this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted March 31, 2014 Author Share Posted March 31, 2014 I sure hope you weren't talking about your wife chrees. God help you if she stumbles upon this thread She knows I keed. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Other accommodations? Shisha, coals, food? Handi-compatible? ;) I havent been able to work since Jan 31 2013 and I bring all my sexiness with me ;) ...and I'll take care of critters and home invaders with my Ruger LCP. So you also have at home security :P . You moved, so I guess I wont see the deer anymore like I did every time we TC'ed back in the day ;p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted April 8, 2014 Author Share Posted April 8, 2014 Haha, the "deer" (greyhounds) picture is now above the bed in our guest bedroom. So unless I ever TC in the guest bedroom, no, you won't see them again. :P Now I smoke hookah in my own personal lounge- my bigass den where we have parties at. :O Anyway, butt sex is an applicable form of payment. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchyfam Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 And will these French mistresses be just for yourself or will they be shared? :) Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk hence separate tents! we french love to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Can it at least be surprise buttsecks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fouda Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I believe i was considered once before but i would like to reconsidered for this job now that you have moved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted April 8, 2014 Author Share Posted April 8, 2014 Yes to surprise buttsecks! That's the best! I will reconsider you, Fouda. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fouda Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Thank you my liege Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted December 3, 2014 Author Share Posted December 3, 2014 [b]Trade has been completed[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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