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yea i cant say too much. my first time with the hookah was while i was underage. But now im 19 so its all good. But i dont let people underage smoke mine, just cause im too scared id get caught :P
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My mom is cool about me smoking hookah, she is a surgeon's wife, so she thinks I will grow over smoking hookah but I think she is in for a long wait. My wife wants to try it now, I feel guilty about it, because she never smoked anything in her life and just so she would not be sitting looking at me smoking she is willing to destroy her lungs.But someone throwing away an envelope with my name on it would lead to a big argument even if it says "anthrax" on the envelope.Now, my dad considers it very disrespectful to smoke in front of him, for some reason. He puts smoking hookah or cigarettes at the same level as doing heroin or cocaine. He knows I smoke it and he keep reminding me that I will die a painful death because of it. I tell him that I live everyday and die once, let it be painful if I had enjoyed all the previous days of my life.Now my parents live in Syria and I live in Canada, I miss their harassment about it.
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[quote name='gunsboy']My wife wants to try it now, I feel guilty about it, because she never smoked anything in her life and just so she would not be sitting looking at me smoking she is willing to destroy her lungs.[/quote] Ahh i've had that problem, i got my ex girlfriend smoking shisha, the night i did was at a house party. So we were all drunk, and when she started smoking, i went downstairs n started complaining to everyone that i'd ruined her life because i thought she'd never smoked anthing before. Then my "friends" shouted at me saying i had until i burst into tears (i do that when drunk.) So i went back upstairs only to be told my ex actually smokes weed... so that sort of cheered me up a bit...in a sick sadistic sort of way... but i just look at it this way, i didn't make her start, i just showed her what it was. At school, they taught us the thermite reaction, which can be used to make a thermite bomb. if i blow someone up using a thermite bomb, the school wont be held responsible...I wish i got mail, and envelopes with my name on:(And yeah, when i first told my friends i smoked shisha, it got blown way out of proportion and they all treated it as if i was taking heroin, like saying they thought i could do well in life but now im just going to be a drop out addict. I still think they think that but it's their choice, as long as they realise im still the same person, i dont mind!
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[quote name='DizzyGuy']I've always heard the LSD song the same way except the end isOne is green, two are blue, three are f*cking on my shoe..[/quote] yea the end part is what changes from person to person :D
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