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[quote name='KasbahBazaar' timestamp='1331715269' post='542488']
Holy shit! You weren't kidding, they ARE real!
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Haha, yeah, had to run to the store last night for milk, so figured I better snap a pic.
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[quote name='ryno' timestamp='1331738316' post='542500']
Make it into a bowl, pack up the whole 15+ kilos it holds and smoke like a real man!
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But what hookah would fit such a bowl? :lol:
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You could build a green house over a small pond in the yard, then route a hose from the bird bath into the pond. The smoke would collect in the green house and you could smoke it with a garden hose.

*googles landscapers in woodbridge va*
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[quote name='Skoozle' timestamp='1331743963' post='542509']
You could build a green house over a small pond in the yard, then route a hose from the bird bath into the pond. The smoke would collect in the green house and you could smoke it with a garden hose.

*googles landscapers in woodbridge va*
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That sounds like a plan. Anyone think that this hookah would make a nice town centerpiece for the HF Island?
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[quote name='ryno' timestamp='1331744495' post='542511']
[quote name='Skoozle' timestamp='1331743963' post='542509']
You could build a green house over a small pond in the yard, then route a hose from the bird bath into the pond. The smoke would collect in the green house and you could smoke it with a garden hose.

*googles landscapers in woodbridge va*
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That sounds like a plan. Anyone think that this hookah would make a nice town centerpiece for the [u][b]HF Island?[/b][/u]
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It will be Town Hall for Hookah Island.
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[quote name='Epoch' timestamp='1331745076' post='542515']
[quote name='ryno' timestamp='1331744495' post='542511']
[quote name='Skoozle' timestamp='1331743963' post='542509']
You could build a green house over a small pond in the yard, then route a hose from the bird bath into the pond. The smoke would collect in the green house and you could smoke it with a garden hose.

*googles landscapers in woodbridge va*
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That sounds like a plan. Anyone think that this hookah would make a nice town centerpiece for the [u][b]HF Island?[/b][/u]
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It will be Town Hall for Hookah Island.
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The greenhouse could [i]be[/i] town hall. We would be [i]inside[/i] the smoke chamber during town hall meetings.

[quote name='littlec' timestamp='1331746080' post='542521']
My mind is full of fuck right now.
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They are kind of freaky to look at. Kind of like a face without eyes. Edited by Skoozle
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How about a [i]slightly[/i] smaller hookah?
Bundt cake pan for the bowl (looks like a large phunnel anyway)
1" diameter 4' long stainless steel pipe for the stem
5 gallon glass water dispenser jug for the base
3/4" garden hose
:lol:
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[quote name='gramps' timestamp='1331759300' post='542554']
[u][b]How about a [i]slightly[/i] smaller hookah?[/b][/u]
Bundt cake pan for the bowl (looks like a large phunnel anyway)
1" diameter 4' long stainless steel pipe for the stem
5 gallon glass water dispenser jug for the base
3/4" garden hose
:lol:
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Gramps, you just aren't dreaming BIG enough for Hookah Island!!
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[quote name='Epoch' timestamp='1331780668' post='542619']
[quote name='gramps' timestamp='1331759300' post='542554']
[u][b]How about a [i]slightly[/i] smaller hookah?[/b][/u]
Bundt cake pan for the bowl (looks like a large phunnel anyway)
1" diameter 4' long stainless steel pipe for the stem
5 gallon glass water dispenser jug for the base
3/4" garden hose
:lol:
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Gramps, you just aren't dreaming BIG enough for Hookah Island!!
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Oh, but this size would be for somebody smoking alone! Call it a QT on steroids. :D
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[quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1331780278' post='542617']
What this thread turned into (discussing HF Island), has made me a very happy man. :)
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WINING!
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[quote name='Christopher Mason Taylor' timestamp='1331775420' post='542588']
You actually could make this feasible if you had one giant hookah with a whole bunch of distinct down stems and water compartments within each base, connected to separate hoses. Would be kind of a neat project.
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The ultimate party hookah
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OK, like littlec my mind is full of fuck right now.

Also seeing things in HUGE scale clarifies things for me. Think of the size of the big square coal you'd need on that bad boy, to scale.

I suddenly understand why I consistently BURN THE FREAKING SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING I TRY TO SMOKE IN MY SAUCER.

Well that feels better. I'll pay for that later I'm sure.
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