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http://www.technologyreview.com/biomedicine/40337/

I don't even know what to say.
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:rolleyes:

No words. We will soon have a vaccine for everything. They are making the chicken pox look like the most deadly disease now. Cervical cancer from HPV is ranked at the lowest rate of cancer yet they scare you into thinking it's the worst thing to come since the spanish flu. I've stated my stance on vaccines before so I don't think I need to again as I got flamed by some immature members so I'll save my breath and hopefully they save theirs.

I say good luck to anyone that gets stabbed with one of these needles.
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Side effects may include:

Abdominal pain
Acute kidney failure
Aggression
Agitation
Allergic reaction
Amnesia
Anemia
Anxiety
Back pain
Blindness
Blue Urine
Blurred vision
Bone loss
Bone pain
Breast pain
Chest pain (angina)
Chronic kidney failure
Cold symptoms
Colitis
Colored vision
Confusion
Constipation
Cough
Decreased levels of potassium
Decreased levels of sodium
Depression
Diabetes mellitus
Diarrhea
Difficulty breathing
Difficulty swallowing
Dizziness
Dizziness (vertigo)
Dry mouth
Dyspepsia
Excessive bleeding (sometimes fatal)
Facial flushing
Fainting (syncope)
Fast heartbeat (tachycardia)
Fluid in the lungs (pulmonary edema)
Flu-like symptoms
Frequent urination
Hair loss
Hallucinations
Headache
Heart attack
Heartburn
Hepatitus
High blood pressure (hypertension)
Hostile
Hyperactive
Hyperglycemia
Impulsive
Increased levels of potassium
Intestinal bleeding
Irritable
Itching
Jaundice
Joint pain
Ketoacidosis
Leg cramps
Liver damage
Loss of appetite
Low blood cell counts
Low blood pressure (hypotension)
Lower respiratory infection
Muscle pain
Nausea
Overly excited
Painful menstruation
Palpitations
Pancreatitis
Panicky
Perpetual erection (priapism)
Personality disorder
Postural hypotension
Pulmonary thrombosis
Rectal bleeding
Ringing in the ears (tinnitus)
Seizures
Serious allergic reactions
Severe skin reactions
Severely restless (akathisia)
Shakiness (tremor)
Shortness of breath (dyspnea)
Skin rash
Sleeplessness (insomnia)
Slow heartbeat (bradycardia)
Sore throat
Spasm
Speech disorder
Stomach bleeding
Stomach pain
Stroke
Suicide
Sweating
Swelling of legs and feet
Swelling of the face, lips, tongue, and/or throat
Thrombosis (clotting)
Tingling sensation (paresthesia)
Tiredness
Transient ischemic atychosis
Unexplained muscle pain
Upper respiratory infection
Upset Stomach (indigestion)
Urinary tract infection
Vaginitis
Vomiting
Weakness
Weakness (asthenia)
Weight gain
Weight loss
Worsening of epilepsy
...and Erectile dysfunction.

(well that's my guess)
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[quote name='Stuie' timestamp='1335978702' post='546430']
Side effects may include:

Abdominal pain
Acute kidney failure
Aggression
Agitation
Allergic reaction
Amnesia
Anemia
Anxiety
Back pain
Blindness
Blue Urine
Blurred vision
Bone loss
Bone pain
Breast pain
Chest pain (angina)
Chronic kidney failure
Cold symptoms
Colitis
Colored vision
Confusion
Constipation
Cough
Decreased levels of potassium
Decreased levels of sodium
Depression
Diabetes mellitus
Diarrhea
Difficulty breathing
Difficulty swallowing
Dizziness
Dizziness (vertigo)
Dry mouth
Dyspepsia
Excessive bleeding (sometimes fatal)
Facial flushing
Fainting (syncope)
Fast heartbeat (tachycardia)
Fluid in the lungs (pulmonary edema)
Flu-like symptoms
Frequent urination
Hair loss
Hallucinations
Headache
Heart attack
Heartburn
Hepatitus
High blood pressure (hypertension)
Hostile
Hyperactive
Hyperglycemia
Impulsive
Increased levels of potassium
Intestinal bleeding
Irritable
Itching
Jaundice
Joint pain
Ketoacidosis
Leg cramps
Liver damage
Loss of appetite
Low blood cell counts
Low blood pressure (hypotension)
Lower respiratory infection
Muscle pain
Nausea
Overly excited
Painful menstruation
Palpitations
Pancreatitis
Panicky
Perpetual erection (priapism)
Personality disorder
Postural hypotension
Pulmonary thrombosis
Rectal bleeding
Ringing in the ears (tinnitus)
Seizures
Serious allergic reactions
Severe skin reactions
Severely restless (akathisia)
Shakiness (tremor)
Shortness of breath (dyspnea)
Skin rash
Sleeplessness (insomnia)
Slow heartbeat (bradycardia)
Sore throat
Spasm
Speech disorder
Stomach bleeding
Stomach pain
Stroke
Suicide
Sweating
Swelling of legs and feet
Swelling of the face, lips, tongue, and/or throat
Thrombosis (clotting)
Tingling sensation (paresthesia)
Tiredness
Transient ischemic atychosis
Unexplained muscle pain
Upper respiratory infection
Upset Stomach (indigestion)
Urinary tract infection
Vaginitis
Vomiting
Weakness
Weakness (asthenia)
Weight gain
Weight loss
Worsening of epilepsy
[b]...and Erectile dysfunction.[/b]

(well that's my guess)
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HAHAHAHAHA you forgot the Anal Leakage ;)
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they have that pill that does almost the same thing, you start taking it and still smoke, after awhile the medication either does the same thing or blocks the nicotine somehow. I guess for those who want to quit but cant do it on there own its the assistance they need. My favorite one from Stuie is the blue urine.
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[quote name='king_lunchb0x' timestamp='1335986972' post='546440']
they have that pill that does almost the same thing, you start taking it and still smoke, after awhile the medication either does the same thing or blocks the nicotine somehow. I guess for those who want to quit but cant do it on there own its the assistance they need. My favorite one from Stuie is the blue urine.
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That will make you realize how bad your aim really is.
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[quote name='king_lunchb0x' timestamp='1335986972' post='546440']
they have that pill that does almost the same thing, you start taking it and still smoke, after awhile the medication either does the same thing or blocks the nicotine somehow. I guess for those who want to quit but cant do it on there own its the assistance they need. My favorite one from Stuie is the blue urine.
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I took some medication that made it bright orange last year. Never had the Blue stuff, but that could be fun.
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[quote name='Stuie' timestamp='1335992916' post='546454']
[quote name='king_lunchb0x' timestamp='1335986972' post='546440']
they have that pill that does almost the same thing, you start taking it and still smoke, after awhile the medication either does the same thing or blocks the nicotine somehow. I guess for those who want to quit but cant do it on there own its the assistance they need. My favorite one from Stuie is the blue urine.
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I took some medication that made it bright orange last year. Never had the Blue stuff, but that could be fun.
[/quote]

Add methane blue to just about anything you drink. We usually add dramatic amounts of it to "black" punch at Halloween. Tends to scare the crap out of people the next morning.

'Rani
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Without the effects of nicotine, what's the point of smoking?

One day, in the not-so-distant future, we'll all be so safe and healthy that life won't be worth living.
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I definitely understand and respect that they are finding solutions to some of these 'problems' but as some of you has said.. is it really worth it to make EVERYONE live longer?! I strongly believe in natural selection and allowing the weak to die off to ultimately increase the strength of the species. The more vaccines and cures and such that come out, the weaker, ultimately, our species becomes. Too reliant on technology (of which, 99% of us don't understand or couldn't recreate).

Guess that got a little off topic there. haha

.. BTW Skoozle. I love your new picture. Hookah IV = win
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[quote name='mustang67n' timestamp='1336103550' post='546568']
I definitely understand and respect that they are finding solutions to some of these 'problems' but as some of you has said.. is it really worth it to make EVERYONE live longer?! I strongly believe in natural selection and allowing the weak to die off to ultimately increase the strength of the species. The more vaccines and cures and such that come out, the weaker, ultimately, our species becomes. Too reliant on technology (of which, 99% of us don't understand or couldn't recreate).

Guess that got a little off topic there. haha

.. BTW Skoozle. I love your new picture. Hookah IV = win
[/quote]

Hmmmmm... you do realize Hitler believed the same thing.
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[quote name='joytron' timestamp='1336173660' post='546713']
[quote name='mustang67n' timestamp='1336103550' post='546568']
I definitely understand and respect that they are finding solutions to some of these 'problems' but as some of you has said.. is it really worth it to make EVERYONE live longer?! I strongly believe in natural selection and allowing the weak to die off to ultimately increase the strength of the species. The more vaccines and cures and such that come out, the weaker, ultimately, our species becomes. Too reliant on technology (of which, 99% of us don't understand or couldn't recreate).

Guess that got a little off topic there. haha

.. BTW Skoozle. I love your new picture. Hookah IV = win
[/quote]

Hmmmmm... you do realize Hitler believed the same thing.
[/quote]
Sort of...but no quite. He acted upon, trying to force nature in that direction. Natural selection...is natural lol He was forcing artificial selection...kind of like what we do with vaccines and artificial "immunity". Artificial =/= natural.
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[quote name='DrSmokes' timestamp='1336236961' post='546764']
[quote name='joytron' timestamp='1336173660' post='546713']
[quote name='mustang67n' timestamp='1336103550' post='546568']
I definitely understand and respect that they are finding solutions to some of these 'problems' but as some of you has said.. is it really worth it to make EVERYONE live longer?! I strongly believe in natural selection and allowing the weak to die off to ultimately increase the strength of the species. The more vaccines and cures and such that come out, the weaker, ultimately, our species becomes. Too reliant on technology (of which, 99% of us don't understand or couldn't recreate).

Guess that got a little off topic there. haha

.. BTW Skoozle. I love your new picture. Hookah IV = win
[/quote]

Hmmmmm... you do realize Hitler believed the same thing.
[/quote]
Sort of...but no quite. He acted upon, trying to force nature in that direction. Natural selection...is natural lol He was forcing artificial selection...kind of like what we do with vaccines and artificial "immunity". Artificial =/= natural.
[/quote]

Yes. Hitler = eradication of polio. Obviously.
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[quote name='shalowlow' timestamp='1336498001' post='546924']
[quote name='DrSmokes' timestamp='1336236961' post='546764']
[quote name='joytron' timestamp='1336173660' post='546713']
[quote name='mustang67n' timestamp='1336103550' post='546568']
I definitely understand and respect that they are finding solutions to some of these 'problems' but as some of you has said.. is it really worth it to make EVERYONE live longer?! I strongly believe in natural selection and allowing the weak to die off to ultimately increase the strength of the species. The more vaccines and cures and such that come out, the weaker, ultimately, our species becomes. Too reliant on technology (of which, 99% of us don't understand or couldn't recreate).

Guess that got a little off topic there. haha

.. BTW Skoozle. I love your new picture. Hookah IV = win
[/quote]

Hmmmmm... you do realize Hitler believed the same thing.
[/quote]
Sort of...but no quite. He acted upon, trying to force nature in that direction. Natural selection...is natural lol He was forcing artificial selection...kind of like what we do with vaccines and artificial "immunity". Artificial =/= natural.
[/quote]

Yes. Hitler = eradication of polio. Obviously.
[/quote]
You sir, do not make a lick of sense.
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As odd as this sounds but look at the movie idiocracy (yes it was a comedy) but when you look at people we are slowly getting more stupid. Reading is hated by so many kids in high school so it's seems intelligence is slowly dying. I mean I'm not brilliant I can be a moron sometimes but there are so many people much worse then me
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