Chreees Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 It's this weekend and I'm excited as fuck. I am leaving tonight when I get off work and going to my grandparents house to visit for the day Thursday and help them out with some yardwork and such (they're getting to that point where they can't do it all themselves anymore), then I'm going to my hometown in West TN Friday afternoon to visit with Brooke's family that evening and also clean the filter for my cold air intake on my car. Saturday night is the big night- driving out to my best man's house and we're gonna have beer, pizza, and hookah! He called me today to ask me what beer I wanted, which is awesome. Told him a 6-pack of Guinness will do the job. Got two of my hookahs in the back seat of the car right now, with Nakhla Mizo Blueberry, Mizo Guava, Mizo Watermelon, and Tangiers Indian Summer for us to smoke. Cocomazayas and Razans. Two windcovers. All my tongs (just threw them all in the box, haha). Reynolds HD that I precut, toothpicks, and oyster fork. I think I'm set... Hope it's gonna be okay sitting in the car for the next couple days in this 90 degrees heat we're having while I travel before making it to my friend's house Saturday. If there are women there, awesome... But I seriously doubt they will find strippers in that small town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellz Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Joe can find strippers anytime, anywhere. But have fun man! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vendetta_revived Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Invite Luka. I've seen him dance on tc. He's got some mean moves and you won't even have to pay him. He will do it in a heartbeat for tangiers! Bahahahahahaha! Have fun man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawhee Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='vendetta_revived' timestamp='1337812920' post='547880'] Invite Luka. I've seen him dance on tc. He's got some mean moves and you won't even have to pay him. He will do it in a heartbeat for tangiers! Bahahahahahaha! Have fun man! [/quote] Im up for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 Yes Luka, fly here to TN. Joe... You can come as well. Bring the ladies, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezxen Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 My bachaler party had no strippers and still had a great time . STrippers are fun but nothing beats partying with your best man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted May 24, 2012 Author Share Posted May 24, 2012 [quote name='ezxen' timestamp='1337830595' post='547901'] My bachaler party had no strippers and still had a great time . STrippers are fun but nothing beats partying with your best man [b]...and a nekked girl[/b] [/quote] Fixed that for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 im on my way. i'll bring a keg. LET'S GET WEIRD!!! LET'S GET WEIRD!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted May 24, 2012 Author Share Posted May 24, 2012 [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1337837985' post='547907'] im on my way. i'll bring a keg. LET'S GET WEIRD!!! LET'S GET WEIRD!!! [/quote] For some reason, I don't think it'd be weird at all if you actually were to show up. Do know that I would have to skulldrag your ass across the Wal-Mart parking lot. I think doing this at my hometown's Wal-Mart would be the most epic of all Wal-Marts. Why? Because it's so damn ghetto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 ohhh.. awesome! I"m stoked! i bought my plane ticket last weekend!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted May 27, 2012 Author Share Posted May 27, 2012 Inside lighting new coals haha. Shits goin great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathrynx Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I request TC time during the party! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gramps Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Damn, I won't be in LaVergne (next door) until July! I'll be there for a birthday party for a 2 year old . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted May 27, 2012 Author Share Posted May 27, 2012 Lighting coals while drunk lol tryin to get some boobies out here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted May 27, 2012 Author Share Posted May 27, 2012 We got a girl here but gotta get her drinking you know haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted May 27, 2012 Author Share Posted May 27, 2012 We got a girl here but gotta get her drinking you know haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted May 27, 2012 Author Share Posted May 27, 2012 No wifi for TC just 3 g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 CHRIS I AM SO PROUD!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coleman Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Bewwwbs that is all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted May 27, 2012 Author Share Posted May 27, 2012 Well no boobs. Just one really drunk girl who's sleeping it off in the living room lol. I have sobered up a bit and now hittin the sack since everyone left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavo21 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Chris, you are just a lucky guy that sounds like a good time to me hope it was all you wanted it to be, sounds like a super fun time buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted May 27, 2012 Author Share Posted May 27, 2012 Yeah it was a good time. Had the Indian Summer going out of the crosshatch Nawras on trumpet vase, and Blueberry out of the wooden Nawras. Everyone thought the Indian Sunmer hit better because the hookah was bigger. Explained the difference between Nakhla and Tangiers but I think everyone was too drunk to really comprehend it, haha. I'm just lucky nothing got broken! I was ashong coals and getting new ones every hour or so which required walking back to the house and waiting for them to light on the stove. I just took the time to piss inside, haha. Still had to piss outside though I drank so much! Drunk girl whopped the shit out of my best man, busted his lip pretty bad. Then she puked and he was nice enough to help hold her over the trash can. My friends were saying that's how I was supposed to be, and I said fuuuuuuck that! I told them there would have been no hookah if I had gotten like that. Anyway, then they got drunk girl in the house and laid down. Everyone left and we went to bed at about 4AM. I slept on the most comfortable futon EVER. Told my buddy if he ever sells it to let me know! Haha. Left there about 8:30 this morning, packed up the hookah shit and said bye to my friend. Made sure drunk girl was okay- she asked where her t-shirt was. I remembered they took it off her (leaving her tank top on) to get her cooled off. So I went out to the shop and looked around. Guess one of my friends threw it in the trash can... The trash can she puked in. Needless to say, she didn't want it anymore, haha. I went back to Brooke's house, took a shower, and chilled there for a bit before leaving. Had lunch- BLTs. Now I'm back in the Boro and gonna smoke it up tonight even though I'm running on four hours of sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gramps Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 (edited) Remember, a man is incomplete until he's married. [b][size=6]Then he's finished![/size][/b] Edited May 28, 2012 by gramps 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavo21 Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Gramps said it all, but it sounds like you had a great time man im glad it all went good and no one got hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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