â€On Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 I don't trust squirrels. They are thiefs and they wreck all your shit. [img]http://i.imgur.com/lwQls.jpg[/img] Don't even argue it. Squirrels are greedy. HOW MANY FUCKING NUTS DO YOU NEED? [img]http://i.imgur.com/vL0Zr.jpg[/img] ^Too much nut. That nut is the size of your body. Quit it. Long story short: [img]http://i.imgur.com/r3aRX.jpg[/img] Fuck Squirrels 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gramps Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 All ye say is absolute truth. They're nothing more than fuzzy-tailed RATS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Have I told you guys about the evil squirrels that live outside my apartment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coleman Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Those damn greedy rat bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gramps Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 I had one in my attic for a while a couple of years ago. I waited until it went outside one day, and then I sealed up the hole where it got in. No free rent for evil critters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowReapxr Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 They taste pretty good. You should make them "pay" for their rent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gramps Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 They are pretty tasty when freshly cooked, but the last I had was as next-day leftovers at a cousin's house. Right out of the fridge, cold squirrel and dumplings for breakfast. Not good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowReapxr Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Lol I almost eat nothing cold. That prob was pretty unpleasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gramps Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Remember the song lyrics . . . .[i] great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts[/i] . . . . that was about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 i heard chris is a squirrel.... all that nut gobbling... hahaha jk <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grock Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 (edited) [img]http://dailyyeah.com/wp-content/gallery/squirrels/mentalsquirrelmmp_468x371.jpg[/img] This thread needs some diversity Edited May 27, 2012 by grock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gramps Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I agree. Too many gray squirrels. [img]http://www.mwaid.com/AlbinoSquirrel.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Fuck squirrels I'm drunk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gramps Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 [quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1338093393' post='548063'] Fuck squirrels I'm drunk [/quote] I'd have to be drunk to fuck one, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 [quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1338093393' post='548063'] Fuck squirrels [u][b][i]I'm drunk[/i][/b][/u] [/quote] i've never been more proud of you...... they grow up so fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vendetta_revived Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 What I am wondering is the amount of liquor that must have been involved in the creation of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gramps Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 [quote name='vendetta_revived' timestamp='1338165157' post='548100'] What I am wondering is the amount of liquor that must have been involved in the creation of this thread. [/quote] That and how much free time one has on their hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
â€On Posted May 28, 2012 Author Share Posted May 28, 2012 I will answer both of those questions. It was friday afternoon, and I left work at noon and got gunned on my deck with my dog. There were squirrels running all over the place and they made my dog go nuts(NPI) and lose his shit (literally, a few times). So, these little shit disturbers fucked up my afternoon. Assholes. Then, I too saw one crawl out of my attic space through a tiny hole in the trim. So, I had to go get a big ass ladder and seal that up. Pricks. But, I digress. 5 beers or so and a few hours of chilling on my deck are your answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gramps Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Years ago I had a couple of them bothering the hell out of me while I was trying to deer hunt. It was a dry morning and the little bastards were running all over the place making racket in the leaves. Right before I left I blew one of them away with my 30-06. Instant squirrel burger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
â€On Posted May 28, 2012 Author Share Posted May 28, 2012 Hahah, did you yell at the other squirrel "WHAT'S UP NOW?", and then walk away like a bad ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 This weekend I went camping. A squirrel (I can only assume) stole my entire bag of trail mix. He (I can only assume) left only the dried berries. That and a bag of life cereal were the only things I brought to eat. Needless to say I had a high carb diet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
â€On Posted May 28, 2012 Author Share Posted May 28, 2012 [quote name='joytron' timestamp='1338232066' post='548140'] This weekend I went camping. A squirrel (I can only assume) stole my entire bag of trail mix. He (I can only assume) left only the dried berries. That and a bag of life cereal were the only things I brought to eat. Needless to say I had a high carb diet. [/quote] Unbelievable. One time when I was camping, we had a tupperware container full of peanuts. The squirrels ate through the hard plastic (this was old school tupperware, pretty heavy duty) and took ever last nut. Ruined the container. Stole the nuts. Unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 [quote name='aeon' timestamp='1338233000' post='548141'] [quote name='joytron' timestamp='1338232066' post='548140'] This weekend I went camping. A squirrel (I can only assume) stole my entire bag of trail mix. He (I can only assume) left only the dried berries. That and a bag of life cereal were the only things I brought to eat. Needless to say I had a high carb diet. [/quote] Unbelievable. One time when I was camping, we had a tupperware container full of peanuts. The squirrels ate through the hard plastic (this was old school tupperware, pretty heavy duty) and took ever last nut. Ruined the container. Stole the nuts. Unbelievable. [/quote] At first I did not want to judge the squirrel race based on my personal experiences. I thought maybe its just Southern California squirrels with the bad attitude. I was so pissed when I found the collection of dried fruits, its like if you are going to steal my car don't throw my CD collection out the window. Now I am beginning to see a correlation here, possibly being a giant asshole is just a universally squirrellian trait. Unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowReapxr Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 [quote name='gramps' timestamp='1338221154' post='548127'] Years ago I had a couple of them bothering the hell out of me while I was trying to deer hunt. It was a dry morning and the little bastards were running all over the place making racket in the leaves. Right before I left I blew one of them away with my 30-06. Instant squirrel burger! [/quote] One time I was hunting on management land(over hunted). I didn't see shit all day except for this beautiful butterfly. It wouldn't leave me alone. It's just about dusk and I have 3 1/2 double ought in my 12ga. So click click boom... No more winged pesturing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rani Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 You guys are weird..... Squirrels are ADORABLE! They scamper and play all over the place and they're just so happy all the time. I see them every morning running on the power lines as I leave for work. And when I worked in Burbank, I used to go to the park for lunch. I'd sit in the car in the shade with my windows down and after a while the squirrels got to know me and would come begging for french fries. They're fearless little things. And so cute..... I'd be extremely suspicious of people who don't like squirrels. Next thing you know they'll hate your cat....... 'Rani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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