Scalliwag Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 [quote name='DarthHookah']funny story- (this is actually in the funny stories section) this girl and i were smoking hookah, and then we started having sex. problem is, when she took her shirt off, she threw it into the coals! after a few minutes we noticed the smell, and panicked. she had to wear her jacket home, because the shirt was ruined.[/quote] her hubby didn't ask her what happen to her shit did he?!?!?! HA!!! Just teez'n ya bro! This was not funny at the time but I had a galpal wayyy before Ms. Scalli and I got married (note I did not say date) that had this cool trick where she'd chew some ice and bust a move on Scalli Jr. because she liked watching my eyes roll to the back of my head! The poor thang broke a tooth (on the ice, not Jr. or it would not be funny to this day!) Well Papa Scalli came running into my room to find out what all the screaming was about and I was not even sure what the hell her major malfunction was at the time because all she could do was scream... so I just have my hands up with a "don't ask me look" and she has both hands to her mouth and making an awful racket. Dad's says something like "boy your supposed to ask 'em if it's okay before ya do that..." and I'm like "we barely got started". That was my worst experience in "that" situation and thankfully it was only from a spectator point of view!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calcartman Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 LMAO! scalli, that is funny as hell.Luckily I have yet to have a female friend break a tooth doing that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calcartman Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 [quote name='Lukasa'] [quote name='Calcartman'] Before, During, and After. okay okay, just before and after, and I've been taken care of while i was smoking Its always fun![/quote] You're an inspiration to us all.[/quote] I do what I can :PGotta say, taking a puff off a hookah while being serviced... well, its in a league of its own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 [quote name='Tangiers']Oh, yeah! I can also make a sex lube that matches any of my flavors, too. [/quote]so can any of your scrabble partners attest to the quality of said lube!!! (sorry, my torettes... OR HOWEVER THE FUGG" it's spelled is kick'n in!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 If anybody mentions the hose being used for rectal pleasure, i swear i'll leave these forums forever.lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 hmmm, give me a bottle of root beer there tangiers!!and scally what scares me, is why was she biting?? You like it like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 [quote name='Lukasa']If anybody mentions the hose being used for rectal pleasure, i swear i'll leave these forums forever.[/quote] you know, when i was in thailand, girls in the go-go clubs would takes hits off of a cigarette with their snatches (and blow smoke rings, too... you wont believe some of the stuff these girls can do)... i wonder if theyve ever smoked hookah like that.... ->wondering face<- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 i wonder how much more perverted this thread can get...->wondering face<-and a rectal hookah hose examination isnt exactly on my list of things to do, or have done to me :X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofdavid Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 You've been married to her for that long? That is a feat, man. Congratulations!Also, I'll probably be getting married next year, so I'll need to create my own flavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 [quote name='DarthHookah'] [quote name='Lukasa'] If anybody mentions the hose being used for rectal pleasure, i swear i'll leave these forums forever.[/quote] you know, when i was in thailand, girls in the go-go clubs would takes hits off of a cigarette with their snatches (and blow smoke rings, too... you wont believe some of the stuff these girls can do)... i wonder if theyve ever smoked hookah like that.... ->wondering face<-[/quote] she was chewing ice and getting her mouth really cold and ya know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wufabufa Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 i smoke turd flavored shisha while defecating.sweeeeet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 [img]smileys/smiley24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpico Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 [quote name='Scalliwag'] [quote name='Tangiers'] Oh, yeah! I can also make a sex lube that matches any of my flavors, too. [/quote]so can any of your scrabble partners attest to the quality of said lube!!! (sorry, my torettes... OR HOWEVER THE FUGG" it's spelled is kick'n in!!!!!!!!! [/quote] Any of his scrabble partners? Are you making the assumption that he plays Scrabble with anyone other than me?Psh...!I will not comment on the lube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 ok with that this thread took a rather big turn for the wrose.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpico Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 I think it took a turn for the worse when the one who came up with this thread hit the "Post" button. But that's just my own personal opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 lol no thats when this thread rocked, it was a serious question but its just slowly but steadily gone downhill, and it was all wufabufa's comment that sent us spiraling into really really bad XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 [quote name='surfpico'] [quote name='Scalliwag'] [quote name='Tangiers'] Oh, yeah! I can also make a sex lube that matches any of my flavors, too. [/quote]so can any of your scrabble partners attest to the quality of said lube!!! (sorry, my torettes... OR HOWEVER THE FUGG" it's spelled is kick'n in!!!!!!!!! [/quote] Any of his scrabble partners? Are you making the assumption that he plays Scrabble with anyone other than me?[/quote] oops, I think I heard someone say "checkmate"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calcartman Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 I must say, this is the type of discussion i like to see :)we need an off-topic forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyGuy Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 "off topic" is usually either the jokes and such or the serious discussion section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpico Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 What a silly forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 [quote name='surfpico']What a silly forum![/quote] That's to be expected. After all you have fairly eccentric people to even participate. Eccentric is just a high falootin' word for weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 hey im not werid, in my world im normal and your all weird XDand still waiting for someone to accomplish smoking eating halo and sex all at the same time, if i get a pic ill fork over a brand new box of tangiers for ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c4r80n Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 [quote name='surfpico']Wow... this thread is ridiculously full of perverted men.[/quote] no....all men are perverted. that's a fact of life. and yes, i've smoked after sex...not right away, had to set it up and put on some boxers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joetuo Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 sorry for being off-topic but surf are you "chugging" everclear in your avatar. If that is the case...how are you still with us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 nah need to do it right after, like *boom* finish, roll over, smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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