joetuo Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 One of my friends told me this the other day, thought it was pretty funny.Why do women fake Orgasms??... Because they think we care.highlight after the periods to see the punch line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shimshamsam2 Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 nice. heres a really groose one.why do old men always date young women??Think of the old women, have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joetuo Posted August 31, 2006 Author Share Posted August 31, 2006 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 do you know why helen keller cant drive?because shes a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shimshamsam2 Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 hey no helen keller jokes, because she is up in heaven listing.... i mean watch.... ah never mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyGuy Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 How did Helen Keller's parents punsh her? Leave the plunger in the toilet.Why don't women wear watches?Because there is a clock on the stove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malakas Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 My buddy Hiro broke this out on our feminist teacher in lit last year.Wanna hear a good joke?Women's rights!I swear, I'm going to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyGuy Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 [img]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a54/DizzyGuy/ScreenHunter_042.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elynnbert Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 guys always say don't trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
web250 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing. You already told her twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
art_official Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 omg ahhaha web with the winwait till some mod like erica sees hahaha ok ill pull it.... LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tingjunkie Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Q: What do a woman and a condom have in common?A: They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angemonkwj Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 QUOTE (web250 @ Jan 10 2007, 11:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing. You already told her twice.wow someone beat me to it! best one ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scheetz Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 QUOTE (angemonkwj @ Jan 12 2007, 12:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (web250 @ Jan 10 2007, 11:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing. You already told her twice.wow someone beat me to it! best one everDont forget this one.In about 2 hours this will probably be edited and removed. If not I will be surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmpitags2006 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 What's the difference between a Pregnant chick and a Light bulb?..............................You can unscrew the light bulb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angemonkwj Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 my friend bought his mom a shirt that said "in case of rape, this side up" on the front of her shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepInCider Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 A woman’s four favorite animalsA mink in the closet,A Jaguar in the garage,A tiger in the bedroom,And an ass to pay for it all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cameron Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 whats the difference between a washing machine and a virgin? a washing machine doesnt follow you around for two weeks after you put a load in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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