agunn1231 Posted November 19, 2012 Author Share Posted November 19, 2012 Wish granted, you now have a bowl of peaches smoking on the counter. I wish that i had more groceries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Granted you now have a house full of broccoli cheddar lean pockets. I wish I had a robotic arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunn1231 Posted November 19, 2012 Author Share Posted November 19, 2012 Granted, it short circuits and causes you to kiill all those you love. I wish those lean pockets were not broccoli cheddar cause the cheddar will make me sick..instead i wnat them to be something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 granted, they're now broccoli and birdshit lean pockets. I wish i were getting a foot massage right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 [quote name='mustang67n' timestamp='1353304328' post='562029'] granted, they're now broccoli and birdshit lean pockets. I wish i were getting a foot massage right now [/quote] Wish granted- this lady gives you a foot massage using only her camel toe: [img]http://hollytrash.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/fat-huge-cameltoe.jpg[/img] I wish more people would get on TC... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 [quote name='mustang67n' timestamp='1353304328' post='562029'] granted, they're now broccoli and birdshit lean pockets. I wish i were getting a foot massage right now [/quote] Wish granted- this lady gives you a foot massage using only her camel toe: [img]http://hollytrash.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/fat-huge-cameltoe.jpg[/img] I wish more people would get on TC... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawhee Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 wish granted, you start using your computer at times that arent absolutely shit for me. that means you have to quit your job though. I wish I got my drivers license Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Wish granted, but it's a license to drive a tractor in a coal mine and you get black lung before you get your first paycheck. Also, no smoking in the coal mine. I wish I had a cup of coffee right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavo21 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Wish granted but it is Colombian coffee which is 100 times stronger then your average cup of coffee and you are awake for 96 hours and then die of sleep deprevation. I wish that I could finish school these college courses faster with pass grades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunn1231 Posted November 21, 2012 Author Share Posted November 21, 2012 granted, school is finished with passing grades, unfortunately your major wont get you anyplace in life, so you have to panhandle on the daily. I wish that i wasnt feeling so lazy today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 [quote name='agunn1231' timestamp='1353529761' post='562431'] granted, school is finished with passing grades, unfortunately your major wont get you anyplace in life, so you have to panhandle on the daily. I wish that i wasnt feeling so lazy today [/quote] granted, you're not lazy.. you're actually really productive. You do so much today that you have nothing to do for the rest of your life and live the rest of your days in complete boredom. i wish i didnt get so mucousy when i drink irish car bombs.. it makes me unable to smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coleman Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Wish granted now when you drink irish car bombs your nostrils explode all the mucus out over the next 24 hours I wish I wasnt always broke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezxen Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Wish granted. you are now stranded on a desert island where money is worthless I wish for laser shooting hands so i can take over California and crown myself Mojave King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 granted.. you are now mojave king... but california has detached itself from the States and is no its own country,, and under seige by the US military... you die.... I wish i werent so sad most of the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Wish granted, you are devoid of all emotion and drift through life without purpose. I wish I was already smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Wish granted, you spontaneously combust. I wish I had more sweaters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coleman Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 wish granted you now are wearing 100 sweaters simultaneously and you can not take them off i wish i had a super power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 [quote name='Coleman' timestamp='1353602556' post='562515'] wish granted you now are wearing 100 sweaters simultaneously and you can not take them off i wish i had a super power [/quote] Granted after a crazy night you learn you can fit four dicks in your mouth at the same time. I wish we had bacon stuffing for thanksgiving this year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coleman Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Wish granted but thanks to a rare stomach disease you cannot eat any of it. I wish I had an endless stock of tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 wish granted, but instead of tang, it's all herbal... i wish i werent hungover today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Granted; you're just hung (noose and all) for being an alcoholic. I wish I didn't have morning breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Granted, you didn't brush your teeth and now it's afternoon breath. I wish I could find some non-mods in the betta fish thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coleman Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Wish granted now there are more non mods but you are no longer allowed to post in the thread unless you are a mod. I wish I got paid to sit at work and do nothing but sleep for 8 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Wish granted: Your job is to sleep in a chair and if you fall out of your chair or wake up at any point in the 8 hours, your customers get to beat you with sticks. I wish I had a taco. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Wish granted but it is tainted meat, you are now a mad cow so they had to put you down. I wish that I could get a reasonable amount of $ for my 300short mag rifle. the most a gun shop offered me today was $150 and when II bought it ten years ago it was on sale for $500...I've only shot 40 rounds thru it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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