Stuie Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted. You wake up in Death Valley I wish Disney never bought Star Wars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CO_hookah Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted, M Night Shyamalan did. I wish finals were over and it was break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavo21 Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 wish granted Finals are over you finally graduated!!!! but..whole family could not make it because they all died in a plane crash, and you have no one to share your new venture with. I wish that my new baby was here and healthy and happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunn1231 Posted November 30, 2012 Author Share Posted November 30, 2012 Granted, your baby is made of beer, is wealthy, and grumpy.\ I wish i had a turtle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Granted, you have a turtle head poking out and can't find a bathroom. I wish today was Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Granted, it's now Wednesday but you had jury duty on Tuesday and because of your time travel, you missed it and now have to pay a hefty fine and possibly face jail time... because they don't believe your time travel story. I wish I had all of the Tangiers Birquq flavors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavo21 Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Wish granted you recvieved them but u only got 1 gm of each Wish that i had more of this new firestone 16th aviversy beer, ITS AMAZING!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezxen Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Wish Granted but its PBR I wish i had a muffin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CO_hookah Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Wish granted, it gave you the worst food poisoning ever; you are confined to toilet for about a week because it keeps coming out both ends I wish the Jets would pull the stick out of their butts and win more games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Granted but only because the decided without pants and jock straps. I wish the Christmas music would end already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Wish granted, Now Christmas is 100% materialistic greed with no joy what-so-ever. I wish I could melt my phone on my coil burner but not have to clean up the mess, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunn1231 Posted December 3, 2012 Author Share Posted December 3, 2012 granted, your phone is melted, but cleaning is the least of your worries, you had your coil burner running off a generator in a cave in the middle of no where, and your phone was you only way of contacting the outside world, now that it is melted you cannot call for help as the entrance to the cave collapses, whats worse is that you also got some coals going, and since the cave entrance collapsed, CO poisoning is slowly starting to set in. i wish i had some cookies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CO_hookah Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Granted, but they're special cookies. Once the effects set in, you couldn't stop eating them. Now you can't tell what's reality and what your mind is making up. I wish I had won the powerball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Granted, you are the proud new owner of the PowerBall Sex Toy... Youuuuuuu FREAK! I wish I could take 2 days to do whatever the fuck I wanted to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Granted, but the second time will be in the corrupter's head and won't be typed in the post. I wish all of you health and happiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawhee Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Granted but we ALL GET MURD-.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 [quote name='Bawhee' timestamp='1354753962' post='563990'] Granted but we ALL GET MURD-.... [/quote] Uhhhh, I think you ended the thread, Luka. You didn't wish for anything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawhee Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 well, I got murdered. I wish I hadnt, but I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Well then... I guess that's that. Everyone, feel free to blame Luka for ending this joyful thread. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, LUKA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathrynx Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Wish Granted Luka, you didn't get murdered but you obviously killed the thread just as I was about to join in. You now have to wait for a few more wishes before you can post I wish I could have smoothies on demand without having to make them myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 [quote name='Kathrynx' timestamp='1354759267' post='563999'] Wish Granted Luka, you didn't get murdered but you obviously killed the thread just as I was about to join in. You now have to wait for a few more wishes before you can post I wish I could have smoothies on demand without having to make them myself. [/quote] Well, glad to see the thread was saved... No thanks to Luka! Good job, Kat. Anyway... Wish granted, but you are now forced to consume instant smoothies all day every day and you grow tired of them quickly. It's like your own personal hell, but you're still alive. I wish HF was more active, like back in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Granted: this forum is now now full of BRO-smokers. Wish I could keep this Indian summer smoking longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coleman Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Wish granted but they are all bros who love starbuzz and shitty Chinese pipes. I wish the I was a super hero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Coleman, you fucked up the wish corruption train!!! Goddamnit you guys... I'm going to pretend Coleman's post doesn't exist just so we can keep this train rollin'... Wish granted, Nerdy, but now you are forced to smoke Indian Summer for a week straight. You die from carbon monoxide poisoning/pissing and shitting yourself/starvation/dehydration. Sorry. I wish I had a time machine to right the wrongs of the past, but carefully, as I know I could disrupt the space/time continuum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawhee Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 granted, but you stepped on a butterf-.... I wish chris hadnt fucked up the space time continuum accidentally even though there were safety precautions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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