Nerdy Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Hey Cole ....... Zzeerroo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coleman Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Damn it stop killing the thread people I WISH I WAS TONY STARK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Granted: Zero you are tony, but in cartoon form and we all take turns erasing the drawing little by little until you are re-drawn and the process of erasing starts all over again. I wish i had a Syrian Pipe already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crhiss Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 [quote name='Nerdy' timestamp='1354766243' post='564017']Granted: Zero you are tony, but in cartoon form and we all take turns erasing the drawing little by little until you are re-drawn and the process of erasing starts all over again. I wish i had a Syrian Pipe already.[/quote] Wish granted, but your new pipe has a cracked down stem and won't smoke properly I wish I had AC in my car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Dammit Granted: you have Alternate Current flowing in all panels of your car. ZZAAPP!! i wish Eric was my butler and would pack my next bowl for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crhiss Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 [quote name='Nerdy' timestamp='1354766625' post='564020']Dammit Granted: you have Alternate Current flowing in all panels of your car. ZZAAPP!! i wish Eric was my butler and would pack my next bowl for me.[/quote] Granted! On Eric's first day he slips on a banana peel and hits his head, causing him to lose all memory of Tangiers and bowl packing. I wish I had the biggest bed in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Granted, you are now "sleeping with the fishies." I wish I had money to buy hookah stuff. Damn Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coleman Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 [quote name='Crhiss' timestamp='1354767127' post='564023'][quote name='Nerdy' timestamp='1354766625' post='564020']Dammit Granted: you have Alternate Current flowing in all panels of your car. ZZAAPP!! i wish Eric was my butler and would pack my next bowl for me.[/quote] Granted! On Eric's first day he slips on a banana peel and hits his head, causing him to lose all memory of Tangiers and bowl packing. I wish I had the biggest bed in the world[/quote] Wish granted its so big you can never leave it I wish I was a world class zombie killer in the zombie apocalypse and was immune to the zombie disease Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Ignore Coleman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coleman Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Fucking hit people!!! What are the odds this would happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 [quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1354769506' post='564035'] Ignore Coleman. [/quote] Wish granted 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 [quote name='joytron' timestamp='1354772972' post='564043'] [quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1354769506' post='564035'] Ignore Coleman. [/quote] Wish granted [/quote] double granted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urloc Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Wish granted, you are now so active and you need to clean every user's hookah. I wish I could get other tobacco locally than AF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Granted you can now pick up Saet Safa, King and Hookah Hookah locally. Wish i had one more case of Dublin Dr Pepper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CO_hookah Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Wish granted, but a member of the IRA (I know, I know its not Northern Ireland, a drunk IRA member just got directionally confused and ended up there) laced it with laxatives I wish my car had a turbo in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Granted, but it's installed backwards and uses the power of your intake to make your exhaust blow out really fast. I wish I had 12 toes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 granted.. but the extra two come out of your ears I wish I had the energy to get shit done today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Granted, but you literally do shit. Eew. I wish i was battery powered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Granted, but only the Yellow Energizer Recharable Batteries from the 80s exist. You now get 7.3 minutes of life per set of batteries. I Wish we should make Fiji our Hookah Island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CO_hookah Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Granted, but Fiji law bans tobacco products of all kind (import, use, possession) :0 I wish I could afford a plane ticket to Israel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headhunter Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Granted, but you get interrogated by the Mossad I Wish i had the Adapter for the Elmas for Female bowls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawhee Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 granted, but you realize all you bowls have been replaced with exact replicas made of ice! I wish I had a unicorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunn1231 Posted December 16, 2012 Author Share Posted December 16, 2012 granted, but it's horn falls off when you are making a press release that you have a unicorn I wish i could get a lot of different tropical fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CO_hookah Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Granted, its Gold Fish in tropical colors. I wish I could drive a Bugati Veyron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Granted, but your codriver is Eddie Griffith. You have now crashed. I wish I knew all about this damn ITIL exam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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