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When I was coming home last month for the last time from Virginia on my flight I had a really cool stewardess. Since my company lets me fly first class I get to drink for free and you that are familiar with me can only imagine how much I abuse that. They ran out of Heineken so I started knock'n back Crown Royal and Coke which I developed a liking to very quickly and then start talking smack to the stewardess. Actually I am fairly sure I was talking smack the whole time. She was hot if ya like the long legged purty fake blond types I figured I was going to get cut off because even I knew I was loopy as hell. But I guess since it was a red eye flight and the gal liked the attention she endured it.Well I moved my old desk out of my study today (my new.... well antique but majorly badass desk is coming next weekend)and I picked up my laptop bag for the first time since getting back home and noticed this big lump in it. I'm thinkin' Gawd just don't let it be a tumor!!! Low and behold I open my side pocket and then I remembered that just before we were going to land on that flight that the little darl'n unloaded all the little crown royal bottles she had left!!!!!! ARRRRRRR!!!! It was probably in self defense because I think I was gonna spank her with my hands behind my back or sumth'in like that! (naw, I did not get that bad) I had 14 little bottles of the shazit in a bag that she handed me and told me to put it away and forgot all the hell about it!!! So brilliant me has been knockin' it back today and decided to mix a crown and coke and put it in the vase. It tasted damned good but since I can't find my ass with both hands right now I may need to get a second opinion when I'm sober! SO has anybody here actually tried making a mixed drink and throwing it in the vase?
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I always end up putting gin or rum in the base. I did, however, try it with a Blue Mother Fucker (great drink btw) in the base and it was quite good.One night my friend tried everclear in there.He doesn't smoke hookah anymore.
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[quote name='malakas']I always end up putting gin or rum in the base.  I did, however, try it with a Blue Mother Fucker (great drink btw) in the base and it was quite good.  One night my friend tried everclear in there.He doesn't smoke hookah anymore.[/quote] What is in a blue mutha fugger? Way too much Cherokee in me for Everclear. I end up wanting to fight and since I suck at fighting sober I don't get any better evidently when I'm drunk
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[quote name='ghostofdavid']Hahaha. You are an awesome pirate.[/quote] If only Ms. Scalli appreciated me half as much. She has some girlfriends over and she got onto me earlier for the not putting the toilet seat down. So she decided to embarrass me and told me to go put it down. I complied. I noticed it seemed a little dry so I wiped it off with some of her hand lotion.Now evidently one of her galpals sat on it and freaked a little when she did the slippity dippity.I offered to buff her arse for her like any gent would do and everybody except for Ms. Scalli seems to appreciate the joke. What's a mofro to do? Just can't seem to make 'em happy sometimes It seemed to me that since I chapped her ass so bad that putting a little lotion on the seat to clear things up was the least I could do. What am I doing wrong David?
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I have recently taken a liking to smoking lemon grape Havana with a whiskey sour or two in the base. Muy delicioso.I heard recently from a guy that runs a hookah lounge down here that putting rubbing alcohol in the base is just as effective, but that just sounds gross to me. Guess I'm not risky enough to try that one...
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[quote name='MilqueToast']I have recently taken a liking to smoking lemon grape Havana with a whiskey sour or two in the base. Muy delicioso.  I heard recently from a guy that runs a hookah lounge down here that putting rubbing alcohol in the base is just as effective, but that just sounds gross to me. Guess I'm not risky enough to try that one...[/quote] ooh me gad!!! I'm with you on that darl'n. Just the smell of rubbing alcohol seems toxin as hell.
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[quote name='Scalliwag'] ooh me gad!!! I'm with you on that darl'n. Just the smell of rubbing alcohol seems toxin as hell.[/quote] Yea, I have also considered these negative health repurcussions that you've pointed out. This guy, Muhammed, does it all the time, and even the smoke smells like it could wilt a weed...gag a maggot..you know the drill.
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[quote name='MilqueToast'] [quote name='Scalliwag']  ooh me gad!!! I'm with you on that darl'n. Just the smell of rubbing alcohol seems toxin as hell.[/quote] Yea, I have also considered these negative health repurcussions that you've pointed out. This guy, Muhammed, does it all the time, and even the smoke smells like it could wilt a weed...gag a maggot..you know the drill.[/quote] Sounds like he is in a bigger hurry than us to go into the next life
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[quote name='malakas']BMF =  3 oz Absolut® Citron vodka3 oz Blue Curacao liqueur3 oz sweet and sour mix  Shake well in ice, and strain her into a highball...or hookah base if that's what you like.  [/quote] Sweet and sour mix?
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[quote name='PersianPride']Midori Illusion with watermelon shisha.  I thought it was pretty good but my opinion would be more legitimate if I hadn't had a couple of the cocktails prior to smoking.[/quote] Midori is my favorite liquiour.
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[quote name='Scalliwag']   If only Ms. Scalli appreciated me half as much. She has some girlfriends over and she got onto me earlier for the not putting the toilet seat down.  So she decided to embarrass me and told me to go put it down. I complied. I noticed it seemed a little dry so I wiped it off with some of her hand lotion.Now evidently one of her galpals sat on it and freaked a little when she did the slippity dippity.I offered to buff her arse for her like any gent would do and everybody except for Ms. Scalli seems to appreciate the joke. What's a mofro to do? Just can't seem to make 'em happy sometimes  It seemed to me that since I chapped her ass so bad that putting a little lotion on the seat to clear things up was the least I could do.  What am I doing wrong David?[/quote] I wish I knew. Sounds like something I would do. I am not married (yet) so a lot of that is just things you learn from experience, I guess. We will see next summer! I just don't understand the women folk a whole lot. Not that they appreciate me a whole lot either! The girl I a mwith is a keeper though, she has stuck with me for over three years. She hasn't hit the hookah yet, but maybe one day she will!
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*sigh* unless you are drinking it afterward, booze in your vase is wasting it, a mortal sin in many civilized societies..You DRINK the booze, and you SMOKE the shisha... (with all respects to the absent and missed Bubble)
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[quote name='mushrat']*sigh* unless you are drinking it afterward, booze in your vase is wasting it, a mortal sin in many civilized societies..You DRINK the booze, and you SMOKE the shisha...  (with all respects to the absent and missed Bubble)  [/quote]It makes a difference what is in the vase you must admit? I don't think of it as a waste if it actually an enhancment to the smoke.
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A friend and I once mixed Vodka with Manischewitz wine in the bass and smoked Grape Al Waha. We were destroyed.
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Ms. Scalli said she thought I would suck at it but girlfriend Scalli said as long as I put out it's okay with her.... so whatdayawanna know? (everybody knows I am joking right? Or at least you guys can keep a secret? )
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