WhoBlowsThere Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Frequently you may read reports on the links of smoking hookah with cancer, but what these fail to mention is how hookah smoking can BENEFIT your health! You may be thinking I am crazy, but my personal scientific experiments have all been quite successful, with a maximum calorie loss per session totaling up to 400 cal/b (calories per bowl). Sound too good to be true? Here’s how I have used hookah to maximize my muscle gains and fat loss: 1. Be sure to get in a good stretch, it increases your lung capacity and reduces chance of muscle cramp. If this isn’t the cut of your jib, load a youtube video of a girl stretching. Sometimes it’s the thought that counts. 2. When smoking alone, set days of the week you are only allowed to smoke on a treadmill or exorcise bike. Diagram: http://i.imgur.com/2TZol0I.jpg a. For added benefit, set up an xbox or PS3 in the room and forget about those miles as they pass. 3. If you don’t have a video game console, load in a manly film. The only films that build testosterone and chest hair includes: Fight Club, Predator, Dirty Harry, Goodfellas, any 007 flick, Taken, Pumping Iron with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Warrior, Die Hard, Rambo, Gladiator, Rocky, Wallstreet, or Commando. If you have none of these, rethink your library. 4. Smoke as many full plumes of your favorite shish to maximize lung capacity and increase calories burned via muscle flexing. Soon, your lung muscles will compete with those of Billy Mays and Chuck Norris. If your chest is burning, that means its working! 5. Recommended: Save all of your sweat to load into the base of your hookah. This is the epitome of full-flex hookah exorcising. It also adds a chestnut-whiskey flavor from your habitual scotch drinking. By now, you should consider your smoking habit to be sets/reps and a crucial part of your explosive muscle gain and fat loss. There are many exorcises you can also do in-between puff sets. Arm curls, pushups, situps, chest fly, benchpress, you name it. Soon this will be you!: ‹http://i.imgur.com/RnfUCUQ.jpg Thank you for reading and your congratulations on your journey on being /hookah/healthy/. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsytheowl Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 haha. what the hell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Wtf did I just read?? I think I've just been trolled or mindfucked. Probably a little bit of both... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoBlowsThere Posted February 19, 2013 Author Share Posted February 19, 2013 (edited) Wtf did I just read?? I think I've just been trolled or mindfucked. Probably a little bit of both... :lol: Not exactly troll =P Some light humor maybe, on top of a fully capable workout regiment. Edited February 19, 2013 by WhoBlowsThere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 That's exactly how I smoke!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamyxcupcakes Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 my brain and eyes now hurt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavo21 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 i hurt, but its pretty funny/weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawhee Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 what the shit? My mind is boggled! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushrat Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 heh..well done. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lebrancard Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 This may actually work! Briljant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 I've totally smoked hookah while on a stationary bike before. I think I was able to ride it all the way through 2 movies (stopping to get coals and repack) before I got tired lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Thats funny. I'm really grossed out by the muscle guy. ewww. whats that hole in his chest? Is that where they plug the pump in to inflate his muscles? I'm sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
â€On Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Man, ain't nobody got time for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoBlowsThere Posted February 20, 2013 Author Share Posted February 20, 2013 Man, ain't nobody got time for that. We can't afford NOT to do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawhee Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 To stay a fit and healthy hookah nation? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 THE HOOKAH NATION LIIIIIIIVES ON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CO_hookah Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 I lol'd :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicagoRSX Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 I just $hit brix... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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