shimshamsam2 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 what are your favorite limerics? ill startNymphomaniac AliceUsed a dynamite stick as a fallace They found her vaginaIn North CarolinaAnd part of her anus in Dallas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 actually, that is "phallus"there once was a priest from Crestwho openly practiced incest. his sisters and nieces were all dandy piecesand dont cost a cent, he confessed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shimshamsam2 Posted September 14, 2006 Author Share Posted September 14, 2006 thanks for the correction, i had no idead how to spell that, and spell check on word wasent helping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 [quote name='DarthHookah']actually, that is "phallus"[/quote] DarthHookah the spelling nazilikes to smoke shisha and play yahtzeeHe rolled the dicethat should sufficehe porked the wrong broad and now he has liceI'm a fucking natural, i know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 lukasa the man-blowing jerklikes to eat babies at workhe once was heard sayinghow he was caught playingwith his nipples while spanking the clerkheh, heh, this is fun [IMG]smileys/smiley1.gif" align="middle" />although, a limeric is supposed to goAABBAnotAABBB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 [quote name='DarthHookah']lukasa the man-blowing jerklikes to eat babies at workhe once was heard sayinghow he was caught playingwith his nipples while spanking the clerk although, a limeric is supposed to goAABBA notAABBB[/quote] I know when I am beaten. Tou-fucking-che, sir. Touche indeed. Did you make that one completely up? and yeah, i knew my rhyming scheme was off, but i figured screw it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 actually, i did make that one up. ill admit, i cheated because i was having trouble finding the last line (i used a rhyming dictionary).the last bit was just to make you call me a nazi again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 i gave it my best shot. still not great.DarthHookah the feminine man.Cools himself off with a fan.In addition to not bathing for dayshe likes to be racist and hate on the gaysbecause he's a member of the Klan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 wow, you have me down to a tee! it seems like your inside my head!i never bath,im homophobic and racist,and i am a member of the local KKK chapter!note- all of that was part of the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 DarthHookah the funny blokeWent Outside for a smoke.He finished his bowland came back inside for a LOLand had to make sure everyone knew it was a joke.guhh, that was terrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Lukasa was caught making methwhile beating a badger to deathhe cut it to pieceswhile boiling the juicesthen smoked all the drugs in one breathill admit that "pices" and "juices" dont exactly rhyme, but i felt it was close enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pussycat Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 I admit your rhymings not badBut some could practice a tadYou're not better than meAs far I can seeMaybe in time my lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 [quote name='Pussycat']I admit your rhymings not badBut some could practice a tadYou're not better than meAs far I can seeMaybe in time my lad[/quote] Pussycat the lame limeric writerI fought him once, he was a biterHe'd have better resultsif his rhymes had insultsbut instead his words are much slighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pussycat Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Lukasa the jealous prickHas a problem with my limericBut he is just sad'cause in bed he does badFor he has a little dick---------------------------Teehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 there once was a man named lukasawho liked to beat off with kielebasahe'd cover his tonguewith mustard and love, and spank his dog named "Mufasa".The Pussycat of these forumsis not funny, cuz she is a bore-um.she'll try to say jokesabout various folksbut ends up making them snore-um. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pussycat Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 DarthHookah might not knowBecause he may be slowThat Pussycat is his whoreAnything but a boreBecause you told me soTold me in person you didAnd we even made a vidI have proof I am funI am far from a nunFor I am the funnest kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Pussycat is stuck in a rut,the incredibly fellatious slutsucked all the dicksof all sorts of hicksnow she has gonorrhea of the butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineSolitude Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 lukaska should know gonorheahis urine is red when he pee-ainto his butt was shovedten inches of lovenow all his boyfriends call him leah.you people enjoy making lovewith shimsham and all those aboveall the mods were there tapingwhile darthhookah was rapingpussycat was all he could think of you guys rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 actually, it turned out that pussycat was a close friend of mine. i sent her the link to this page to show her my limerics, and she decided to chip in, hence the personal tone towards me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineSolitude Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 tell her to stick around the forum. i know a bunch of the guys get excited when they have contact (even forum contact) with a female Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 ok. she has smoked with me a few times, so shes not completely ignorant of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shimshamsam Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 You guys all fucking rockiv laughed right out of my socksi was gone for a weekstoped in for a peekand laughed till it tickeld my cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 sam, you silly old schlockit was ME that was tickling your cockyou werent paying attention, so i thought id mentionthat i was playing the Doc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calcartman Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Oh shit i don't know HOW i missed this shit. There once was a forum of dweebs, who sat around smokin leaves; they all loved the cock and smoking their rock, and ended up like christopher reeves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineSolitude Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 calcartman likes penises all black and midgets who suck on his ballsack with a dude or two a fat load he blew and said here is my number please call back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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