Calcartman Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 sanguine's name is too long it sounds like some type of schlong while he sucks on your tool he'll end up as a fool when his mom said he did it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
critterchops Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 My name is poncho.....I live on a rancho.....I make one dollar a day....I go to lucy she give me some pussie.....she takes my dollar away. Sounds great when you say it with a spanish accent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineSolitude Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 critterchops thinks hes quite smart he loves to get off with lawn darts with one is in anus he said 'this is heinous now ill never be able to fart while contemplating my name calcartman is trying to sustain his tiny erection which on closer inspection is simply a swollen leg vein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calcartman Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Your mother told me size mattered and she loves it when she gets splattered now my phone wont stop ringing sanguine asks for a stinging Im not sure if I should be flattered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineSolitude Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 you bunch of pseudo intellectuals your rhyming just isn't respectable caught between mars and venus like a chick with a penis pick a planet you goddamn transexuals in case you missed it. that was me FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 The posters above me are queer They've been here less than a year They joined in Oh-Six And thus, they suck dicks So cram it and get me a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleP Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 The new guys are best, for sooth Bringing new talent and truth So lay off the games Your lines are so lame And Russell Crowes a queer to boot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shimshamsam Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 im fucking borde at school and the teacher behind me is a fool im gunna go grab lunch and beat the croud to the punch then im gunna piss in a pool wow, this just sucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 [quote name='TripleP']And Russell Crowes a queer to boot[/quote] You crossed the line, buddy :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 "Tugger's whistle's blowin' means we should be goin' no more Russel Crowe'in for you! Makin movies, makin songs and fightin round the wooooorld!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 [quote name='DarthHookah']"Tugger's whistle's blowin' means we should be goin' no more Russel Crowe'in for you! Makin movies, makin songs and fightin round the wooooorld!"[/quote] This is the best limerick of them all :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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