shimshamsam2 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 would it be to horrible if i started a dead baby joke thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 whats grosser than a pile of 100 dead babies?one live one at the bottom trying to eat its way out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyGuy Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 What's the worst thing in the world?A pile of dead babies.What's worse? The one at the bottom is still alive.What's worse?He eats his way out.What's worse still?He goes back for seconds.How many dead babies does it take to roof a house?Depends on how thinly you slice them.What is the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?You can unload one with a pitch fork.What is the difference between a dead baby and a new corvette?I don't have a corvette in my garage.I wish I could remember the pool floaty one :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shimshamsam2 Posted September 14, 2006 Author Share Posted September 14, 2006 how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off ithow many dead babies does it take to pain a house? depends on how hard you throw themwhy do you move dead babies with a pitch fork? so you can tell which ones are still aliveworst one ever: What do you get when you put a knife in a dead babies head??? i dont know what you get, but i get a boner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 as long as we are being 100% horrible, i heard this one in the navy-how do you make an 8yo girl cry for the second time?wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackerjap Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 lolz I heard that one at work the other day...what's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to 10 trees.What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?A baby with a punctured lung.How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?Nail its other hand to the floor.What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shimshamsam2 Posted September 14, 2006 Author Share Posted September 14, 2006 not a dead baby joke, but just as badwhat did the blind deaf kid get for christmas??? AIDS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 i heard a varioation of that- what did the blind deaf mute parapalegic get for christmas- cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumonshoe Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 What do you get when you stick a fork in a dead baby?...An Erection!Yes i know that shimshamsam2 said the same one... i just hink mine is worded better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shimshamsam2 Posted September 18, 2006 Author Share Posted September 18, 2006 whats the only thing funnier then a dead baby??? a dead baby in a clown suit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil_Spork Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 whats the differance between a dead baby and a slice of toast?i dont have sex with the toast before i eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineSolitude Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 whats more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and spinning it around at 200mph?stopping it with a shovelwhats pink red and silver and crawls into walls?a baby with forks in its eyes.whats blue and orange and lies at the bottom of the swimming pool?a baby with burst waterwings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyGuy Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 OH yeah, and what's red and orange and at the top of the pool? Floaties with a busted baby. Lol, thanks for reminding me of the pool joke, sang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 how do you get 12 babies into a bucket?with a blender!how do you get them out?NACHOS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyGuy Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 lmao, I love the ending to that joke, darth. I haven't heard that one before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anpu Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 while we're being COMPLETELY disgusting and totally wrong, here's a couple that sorta relate:What's the worst thing about fu*king a 2 y/o? Putting the diaper back on when you're done...What's the best thing about fu*king a 2 y/o?It looks SO big in her [i]little[/i] hands!... k I'm going to hell for this... I know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shimshamsam Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 your going to hell too? ill race you there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macho555 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 [quote name='Anpu']while we're being COMPLETELY disgusting and totally wrong, here's a couple that sorta relate: What's the worst thing about fu*king a 2 y/o? Putting the diaper back on when you're done... What's the best thing about fu*king a 2 y/o? It looks SO big in her [i]little[/i] hands! ... k I'm going to hell for this... I know it.[/quote] I think I died a little inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 [quote name='Anpu'] What's the worst thing about fu*king a 2 y/o? Putting the diaper back on when you're done... [/quote] actually, the joke goes "whats the worst part about eating hairless pussy? putting the diaper back on."simalarly, "whats the worst part about eating vegitables? putting them back in the wheelchair" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Whats more fun than nailing babies to the wall?Ripping 'em off the wall.I omit the "dead" part of "dead baby" jokes. Its funnier when you're dealing with live babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 heh, baby on board...![img]http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/baby_on_board.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shimshamsam Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Why does hellen Keller masterbate with ther left hand? so she can moan with her right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtysamurai Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 DARTH!!! hHAHAHAHA that's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineSolitude Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 shimsham... that was awesome and yes i like the baby on board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Show Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 ahh...yes this is my kind of thread although i dont have the great jokes, i sure do enjoy them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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