If You Could Make An Awesomely Terrible Remake Of A Movie

[agunn1231]

Well, i saw someone do something like this on reddit, and I wanted to see what you folks would end up making...you can take a plot and twist it in some way that would make the movie just...wtf...or you can do it through the cast and crew or what ever...here is my masterpiece

 

Tremors

Starring:

• Jack Black as Valentine McKee
• Dave Grohl as Earl Basset
• Michael Gross reprising his role as Burt Gummer
• Nell Cambbell as Heather Gummer (as LIttle Nell)
• Jennifer Aniston as Ronda LeBeck
• Jake T. Austin as Melvin Plug
• Whoopi Goldberg as Nancy Sterngood
• Willow Smith as Mindy Sterngood
• Danny Trejo as Miguel
• Johnny Depp as Nestor
• George Takei as Walter Chang
• Jared Padalecki as Edgar
• Mark Williams as Old Fred
• Mark Sheppard as Dr. Jim Wallace
• Rachel Miner as Megan Wallace

Based on the screenplay by SS Wilson and Brent Maddock with adaptations by Bruce Campbell and George Lucas

Directed By: Jenson Ackles

Executive Producer: Richard O'Brien

[Tyler]

The Odyssey

 

Odysseus - Liam McIntyre

Lucy Lawless - Penelope

Shakira - Athena

Emma Watson - Circe

Ryan Reynolds - Eurymachus

Fran Drescher - Anticleia

Colin Farrell - King Alcinous

P!nk - Euryclea

Tom Hanks - Tireseus

Adriana (Victoria Secret Model) - Calypso

The Rock - Menalaus

The dude who played Hagrid in Harry Potter - Cyclops

 

Screenplay by Steven DeKnight (writer of Spartacus)

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The Seventh Seal (Det sjunde inseglet)
 

Directed By:        David Cronenberg
Screenplay By:   Cormac McCarthy

Soundtrack:        Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross

Daniel Craig        Antonius Block
David Bowie        Death

Gerard Butler      Jons

James Franco     Jof
Mia Jovovich       Mia

 

The rest of the cast are bit roles, so they don't really matter much, but I think I would throw in Tom Waits somewhere. The overall tone and theme of the story is what needs to remain the same, just turned up a bit (other options for director were John Hillcoat or the Coen brothers). I'm also aware that Cormac McCarthy doesn't write screenplays, but the tone and themes of his books matches what this story should be about. The people I cast for the main roles sort of match what the original cast was like, vibe-wise, with the exception of Death. I wanted something different from him, and Bowie is always awesome.