Hookah

[gumonshoe]

[quote name='PersianPride'] [quote name='gumonshoe'] i'm not persian but i know what that means too.  Hookahs are pretty fallic to begin with though.[/quote] I guess someone hangs around with some really rude Iranians[/quote] Actually ... its pretty funny how that came up. I have some indian and iranian friends and we decided to over to one of the Indian guy's homes for dinner one night. We finished dinner and he was offering us some dessert. He asked us all if we wanted some Kheer (Indian rice pudding). The jaws on all the persians fell. They explained that Kir in Iranian means dick... so there you go... we all ate some dick pudding. Yum. P.S. i realize that its not all that funny when typed out... but meh.

[PersianPride]

[quote name='gumonshoe'] [quote name='PersianPride']  [quote name='gumonshoe'] i'm not persian but i know what that means too.  Hookahs are pretty fallic to begin with though.[/quote] I guess someone hangs around with some really rude Iranians[/quote] Actually ... its pretty funny how that came up. I have some indian and iranian friends and we decided to over to one of the Indian guy's homes for dinner one night. We finished dinner and he was offering us some dessert. He asked us all if we wanted some Kheer (Indian rice pudding). The jaws on all the persians fell. They explained that Kir in Iranian means dick... so there you go... we all ate some dick pudding. Yum. P.S. i realize that its not all that funny when typed out... but meh.[/quote] Man if some indian guy casually asked me if I wanted dick pudding the guy opposite me in the table would be covered in what ever I was eating or drinking at that moment.And off topic but I believe the british have a dessert called spotted dick. Damn crazy brits

[NorthEastSmoker]

spotted dick would be a scottish 'delicacy,' not british.. close enough, though, eh?